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Sanjay Srivastava
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I’m a reasonable man, get off my case.

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Holy shit.

(The actual editorial gets a bit mealymouthed in spots. Rare instance where the headline minces less words than the article. But I'll take it)

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/25/o...
New York Times editorial board opinion: The Trump Administration Is Lying To Our Faces. Congress Must Act
January 25, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Reddit rises up
The epic handshake meme. r/catbongos and r/MassiveCock united around Abolish ICE
January 25, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Stop! Stop! He's already dead! Seahawks being dragged away from niners.
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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“A Beautiful Despair” by Anila Quayyum Agha, Seattle Asian Art Museum
A cube of intricately cut metal is suspended from the ceiling of a gallery. A light inside casts detailed shadows on the walls, ceiling, and floor.
January 17, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Apparently the training data for Bluesky's topic model cannot put "Indiana" + positive sentiment in the same cluster as "football"
Screenshot of the "trending" panel on Bluesky. One of the topics is "Indiana Basketball"
January 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Werner Herzog with a quote bubble
December 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Telling your buddy to kiss his wife for you, as one does
Oh, ho, the mistletoe, Hung where you can see; Somebody waits for you; Kiss her once for me.
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I hardly even know her man
A sign that says “Zingerman’s”
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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The fuck?

www.seattletimes.com/sports/seaha...
The NFL Network also reported Tuesday night that “the NFL and the Lions will not take action against the fan involved in the altercation with Steelers WR DK Metcalf on Sunday in Detroit because ‘there was no violation of the fan code of conduct,’ per source.” The NFL Network reported that “a source close to Metcalf” said the man “called Metcalf’s mother a derogatory word and called Metcalf ‘something that we both know you don’t call a Black man.'”
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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This but for Sam Darnold specifically
Timeline of a Seahawks game: * oh boy am I excited to watch me favorite team play * I'm going to kill myself * nice we won
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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TIL: A Charlie Brown Christmas, with its storyline about the woes of commercialization, was commissioned and paid for by Coca Cola www.gq.com/story/a-char...
“The album came out 60 years ago this month as the soundtrack to the Peanuts TV special of the same name. The special was originally commissioned and sponsored by Coca-Cola, and when the TV and marketing executives involved saw the finished product, they weren’t happy. It had no overdubbed laugh track; much of the storyline revolved around Charlie Brown being depressed about the commercialization of Christmas; one character read an extended passage from the King James Bible.”
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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‘Tis the season
A Gritty ornament A hand sanitizer ornament A labubu (or lafufu) ornament A Keanu Reeves ornament
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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what I post from
Matthew Broderick and Ally Sheedy look at a computer in the movie WarGames
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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You know who else does a vulgar roast and uses forbidden words?
A roast turkey sits on a table, with the dad from A Christmas Story behind it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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What is your name for this dish and where did you grow up?
A skillet with piece of bread with a hole cut out of the middle, and an egg frying in the hole.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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A Mamdani-style campaign sign: "Leopards for Democratic Senators' Faces."
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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lol
A Google Trends plot showing a spike in searches for "eugene debs"
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Stay away from Seattle, they said. It never stops raining, they said
A paved trail passes under trees with red and orange leaves. A poster of a cartoon frog with the caption “Resist.” A railroad drawbridge is up over a canal. A statue of a figure holding a colorful disc above its head.
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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The drink’s called the Candyman and the mirror is 🧑‍🍳😘
A drink with a small mirror, yours truly looking back at the camera
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Why no one could hear him calling for help
A mime mimes shouting
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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A poster for "The Long Walk" but it's "The Long Baseball Game"
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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"My God... It's full of innings"
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I don't even know what to do with this
According to the Justice Department manual, settlements of claims against the department for more than $4 million “must be approved by the deputy attorney general or associate attorney general,” meaning the person who oversees the agency’s civil division. The current deputy attorney general, Mr. Blanche, served as Mr. Trump’s lead criminal defense lawyer and said at his confirmation hearing in February that his attorney-client relationship with the president continued. The chief of the department’s civil division, Stanley Woodward Jr., represented Mr. Trump’s co-defendant, Walt Nauta, in the classified documents case. Mr. Woodward has also represented a number of other Trump aides, including Mr. Patel, in investigations related to Mr. Trump or the Capitol riot on Jan. 6, 2021.
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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New favorite sign just dropped
Dear ICE, oli-gargle my brown balls (goddamn nazi scum)
October 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Seattle Times rn
Protest coverage at the top of the home page of the Seattle Times
October 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM