Sanjay Srivastava
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Ceci n’est pas un posteur du merde
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Protip: If you can't fall asleep, try backtracing the context for some bluesy drama until you are exhausted
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These Kristi Noem ads feel straight out of a Paul Verhoeven flick
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There's a timeline where future history students have a unit about The Hangry Revolution
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I'm too lazy to read but I can ask you - when people did share, what did it look like?

I did a class exercise once where I had students go look up articles' open datasets. Hot mess. csvs with no labels, tables of summary statistics only, pdfs of output, etc. Lots of unusable box-checking
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After I read this thread I was more skeptical of cross-lagged effects than you would have expected based on my background and earlier beliefs
richlucas.bsky.social
Interested in models used to estimate lagged effects in panel data? We (@rebiweidmann.bsky.social, Hyewon Yang) have a new paper looking at patterns of stability and their implications for bias and model choice: osf.io/preprints/ps... [1/x]
OSF
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Also coincidentally I just posted this yesterday bsky.app/profile/sanj...
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MY EYES: “Hoisin sauce”

MY BRAIN: *loads up Professor Frink voice*
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Whenever I show up with a host gift I hear this in my head
"I come by to give present for warming house"
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MY EYES: “Hoisin sauce”

MY BRAIN: *loads up Professor Frink voice*
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“Barack Obama’s best friend Jay-Z runs the Super Bowl selection process through his company Roc Nation which has an exclusive contract with the NFL. This is who chooses the halftime show, the most-watched musical performance in America.”

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium with a sign that says " reclaiming the american "
Alt: Barack Obama gestures as if he's brushing dirt off his shoulder
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nathankhensley.bsky.social
The thing regular people don’t often grasp about ‘academic freedom’ is that if you don’t allow experts to research & teach in their fields of expertise, guided by their professional judgment & decades of training, you have effectively given up on the concept of knowledge & shut down your university
bestonetx.bsky.social
Universities are moving rapidly to comply with laws that don't exist.
texasaaup.bsky.social
“I’m emotionally shellshocked right now,” said one professor in the Texas Tech system. “What does it say about academic freedom? It says we don’t have it.” The professor spoke by phone from the inside of a car to avoid being overheard by colleagues.

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
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whollingsworth.bsky.social
I love unnecessarily sexy statues. My favorite being Thirst Trap Lincoln from the LA County Superior Courthouse.
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Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And I says to her, I says, oh shit, you’re right. So I bought like fifty thousand envelopes. Filled the house with ‘em, toes to tits. It was horrible. We couldn’t take a step without tripping over a box of envelopes. We were going crazy trying to use them up, to make a little space for ourselves. Used them as toilet paper, coffee filters... it was a terrible time. Please don’t ask me about those goddamned awful envelopes ever again.
Kurt Vonnegut
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YOUNGER ME STANDING IN THE DOORWAY OF A TIME MACHINE LOOKING CONFUSED: Whoa whoa whoa, back up a sec. The Man Show guy?
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CHOTINER: So you enjoy jumping on trends with self-referential humor?

ME: Oh absolutely. For example I'm making up this imaginary interview that refers to itself. See how it works?

CHOTINER: Right, so that covers the "self-referential" part.

ME: ...
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Don't worry about it getting published, that's way too much self-awareness to make a good read
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If you like seafood and getting messy, I went to the soft opening and the food was amazing. Chinese/Cajun is not a combo I would have though of but it definitely works www.happycrab.com
Happy Crab | Boiling Seafood Restaurant
Bringing a taste of the bayou to the Pacific Northwest.
www.happycrab.com
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political reporters: "who's to say which side is right? I'm just reporting what they say!"
science & health reporters: "me! I can say who's right! can anyone hear me?"
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Health and science reporters should lead the coverage of all these health-related conspiracy theories & newsroom leaders should keep their both-sides political reporters out of their way.
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First cocaine and now a demand shock to Tylenol, I guess he’s making drug prices cheaper after all?
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Disney adults, to Bob Iger and Brendan Carr: pray I do not alter my affections further
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Having now seen both sides, I can attest that when administrators say they are running a university like a business, they actually mean run it like a non-businessperson's idea of a business
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"Gronk is a simpleton who wants to steal valor for insurance rates" is such a weird ad campaign
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Tis the season, motherfuckers
A man (me) sips coffee from a mug that says "It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers."