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Sansfield
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A fucking beast, a monster, insane, crazy. LIBERALS BEWARE YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE!

DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU:
- Dont eat yogurt
- Are named Johanas
- 1998
- ICAC
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DID YOU KNOW GAMING FACTS: In UNDERTALE, the Tutorial name is Tutorial and goat powers!
December 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
calling him my kissing boy and kissing him when he tries to object so he cant talk
December 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
that time of year can't wait to hear from my extended family how greek yogurt is the new cure to cancer
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Neil Cipher Isn't Legendary
December 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
NEIL CIPHER has submitted a bid to buy the Essence Of Week from Scott The Woz for $40,000 in cash.

The Essence Of Week is currently valued at ~$32 Billion
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
NEW SPEEDRUN CATEGORY: Anesthetic Any%
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
heh, i guess you could say, i havent showered since last year
December 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
guy who can read peoples minds through your screen: tbo, tbo you need to wake up, tbo this is your mother please we're all so worried about you, please come back to us tbo, please dont stay asleep forever
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i'm one bad day away from purchasing an anvil and setting it on a dangling rope above my enemies house
December 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Dear Kirk, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Well, I guess the secrets out... I will be voicing TOY FREDDY in the upcoming IRON LUNG movie by Markiplier Studios!
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They're calling me the Don Quixote of backshots.
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They gave me a medal for bravery because I microwaved my shampoo so I’d get hulk powers in hair and win every war.
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Plugging a circle of 6 power boards into eachother and supplying one with electricity and standing in the middle so I can electro-beam my way into heaven and fight mecha-Jesus
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
guy whos music taste hasn't changed since he was 9: DUDE THEY JUST DROPPED DIGGY DIGGY HOLE 2!!!
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i hate learning new words some girl in church said she wants to 'gijinkify' the bible so she can date it and i poisoned my search history now everytime i open twitter my timeline is just a bottle of shampoo and a toothbrush making out or some shit
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
After sorting like 6000 votes for this round of Megamix, I can confidently say that Forum Freakshow is the least popular character. I think literally nobody voted for him in LR2, maybe we need to go back to the drawing board for RJW’s buff.
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
anyone else been thinking of death alot more lately are there kill yourself spores in the air
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
cheese and leaf sandwich.

I met a man twice in my life. Once when I was 10, he was cold and foreboding; he spoke of my father with respect at his funeral. I touched his hand and it was cold. When I was 20 he came back. He pointed a finger gun at me and laughed. I fear 30.
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
fireball and mustard dog.

I had a dream that I was inside the machine that turned time. I had begged every particle of sand to stop falling, but they continued, and I was swallowed.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
(18+) (VIEW WITH CAUTION) (ADULTS ONLY) (GORE) fuck... the y kiled him end of the gaem game* gam.e...
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
ATTENTION MASHUP WEEK: MEGAMIX FANS:
For LR2 M5 gSports vs Cadence, please put your "how did you find Megamix?" answer as "The oracle told me." or some variant of that phrase i want to randomly confuse the rest of vote sorting team because i'm evil and the oracle told me to.
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
got really drunk and accidentally watched every camman18 video and i noticed a 3.49% uptick in my usage of the words RAREST, HUGE and BEST. I'm having a stroke and its the NEW RAREST condition in my body!
October 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
you ever just realize you're a fucking moron and want to blow your own brains out with a 6 shooter anyway does anyone have a spare 6 shooter i gotta blow some brains out
October 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM