Monster Mashed Potatoes
@santini.bsky.social
Pinned
Have any sports teams retired all the Lost numbers?
Eating lunch after having a cold brew and an English breakfast tea
a close up of a monkey 's face with large eyes
ALT: a close up of a monkey 's face with large eyes
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Eating lunch after having a cold brew and an English breakfast tea
Minor nitpick here, but I don’t even code and I bet I could create a dark mode icon for this app and release the update in less than a day, and yet here we are on like week 5 of the icon looking like shit.
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Minor nitpick here, but I don’t even code and I bet I could create a dark mode icon for this app and release the update in less than a day, and yet here we are on like week 5 of the icon looking like shit.
Silly me for thinking that a government shutdown meant that Mike Johnson would be forced to shut the fuck up.
Mike Johnson: "If you run as a socialist, you run on a big list false claims. You promise everything to everyone, and you can't deliver, and if you were able to deliver it would be to the great detriment of the people you lured in to vote for you."
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Silly me for thinking that a government shutdown meant that Mike Johnson would be forced to shut the fuck up.
Dick Cheney’s dead? It’s about damn time we got some good news for once.
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Dick Cheney’s dead? It’s about damn time we got some good news for once.
Sora should be illegal. That kind of shit doesn’t belong in the hands of any human being.
October 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sora should be illegal. That kind of shit doesn’t belong in the hands of any human being.
Listening to the new Taylor Swift at .25 speed trying to find Easter eggs like it’s a Marvel movie
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Listening to the new Taylor Swift at .25 speed trying to find Easter eggs like it’s a Marvel movie
My cat James is 15 years old today and I’m just so damn happy that he’s my cat and my friend. I love him so much.
August 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My cat James is 15 years old today and I’m just so damn happy that he’s my cat and my friend. I love him so much.
I don’t like when ads for pants don’t use the plural form of pants. I am not, nor will I ever be, interested in your “pant”.
August 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t like when ads for pants don’t use the plural form of pants. I am not, nor will I ever be, interested in your “pant”.
There have only ever been three truly good “reality” TV shows:
Lego Masters Australia
Treehouse Masters
Nathan for You
Lego Masters Australia
Treehouse Masters
Nathan for You
July 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There have only ever been three truly good “reality” TV shows:
Lego Masters Australia
Treehouse Masters
Nathan for You
Lego Masters Australia
Treehouse Masters
Nathan for You
Man, you watch the music video for Shimmer by Fuel 16 or 17 times in a row and YouTube just starts thinking all you want to watch are Fuel videos
June 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Man, you watch the music video for Shimmer by Fuel 16 or 17 times in a row and YouTube just starts thinking all you want to watch are Fuel videos
I love being priced out of every hobby that brings me joyand missing out on seeing one of my favorite bands because they’re from another country. America rules.
May 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I love being priced out of every hobby that brings me joyand missing out on seeing one of my favorite bands because they’re from another country. America rules.
Reposted by Monster Mashed Potatoes
🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
April 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
Fan favorite Lord of the Rings character Shelob just made a surprise cameo in my basement.
April 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Fan favorite Lord of the Rings character Shelob just made a surprise cameo in my basement.
My wife is watching ER and this episode has a baby crying the whole time and I’ve never rooted harder for a disease in my life.
April 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My wife is watching ER and this episode has a baby crying the whole time and I’ve never rooted harder for a disease in my life.
Pretty cool that cat food prices finally came down from the pandemic surge just in time for tariffs to jack them up even higher than they were before.
April 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Pretty cool that cat food prices finally came down from the pandemic surge just in time for tariffs to jack them up even higher than they were before.
Ever just open the compass app and be like “hm, so that’s the direction I’m facing.”
April 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ever just open the compass app and be like “hm, so that’s the direction I’m facing.”
How many waves of ska do we really need?
April 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
How many waves of ska do we really need?
Ah yes, I love the classic full day of anxiety while my car is in the shop because I don’t know how much it will cost to fix it.
April 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Ah yes, I love the classic full day of anxiety while my car is in the shop because I don’t know how much it will cost to fix it.
So this is like manipulating the market for insider trading purposes, right? Not that anyone is going to do anything about it, but like that is very obviously what this is, right?
April 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
So this is like manipulating the market for insider trading purposes, right? Not that anyone is going to do anything about it, but like that is very obviously what this is, right?
Dear every business in the world: Everyone’s lives will be better if you just get better phones. Ya’ll sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher.
April 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Dear every business in the world: Everyone’s lives will be better if you just get better phones. Ya’ll sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher.
Rolling up to play a gig at the sober venue
a blue car with the doors open is surrounded by smoke
ALT: a blue car with the doors open is surrounded by smoke
media.tenor.com
March 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Rolling up to play a gig at the sober venue
Love this time of year when I can eat as many Reese’s eggs as I want and then get a tummy ache
March 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Love this time of year when I can eat as many Reese’s eggs as I want and then get a tummy ache
I love The Brave Little Toaster. It’s like Homeward Bound, but with appliances.
March 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I love The Brave Little Toaster. It’s like Homeward Bound, but with appliances.
It’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” now get it right or pay the price!
March 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” now get it right or pay the price!