Wise as a Serpent
@sapio-serpentis.bsky.social
Fuck Natalist Nazis and their stupid fuckin' cars.
Random dude in Los Angeles. A Friend said I should pick 'horny goth' for my handle but I like to keep it Pg-13.
You'll see some Dungeons and Dragons miniatures here later. I promise.
Random dude in Los Angeles. A Friend said I should pick 'horny goth' for my handle but I like to keep it Pg-13.
You'll see some Dungeons and Dragons miniatures here later. I promise.
If Harris wasn’t left enough for you and you chose not to choose, how are liking the results?
January 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
If Harris wasn’t left enough for you and you chose not to choose, how are liking the results?
Excited to Start Strixhaven this week. Anyone else ran it? Please give tips! #dungeonsanddragons #strixhaven
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Excited to Start Strixhaven this week. Anyone else ran it? Please give tips! #dungeonsanddragons #strixhaven
Life is going to get even weirder in the United States. We're soon going to have to work with, do commerce with, perhaps even live with people who tacitly or overtly support instigating a world war.
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Life is going to get even weirder in the United States. We're soon going to have to work with, do commerce with, perhaps even live with people who tacitly or overtly support instigating a world war.
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You will find many of your GOP and conservative peers saying, "I don't like this. I didn't vote for this. Constitution good. War Bad." Please remember their silence on Jan 6th, and every goddamn choice they made since. How sincere are they?
January 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
You will find many of your GOP and conservative peers saying, "I don't like this. I didn't vote for this. Constitution good. War Bad." Please remember their silence on Jan 6th, and every goddamn choice they made since. How sincere are they?
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So very true! Bad sad America!
#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
#TrumptheSexPredator
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#TrumpGlobalJoke
#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
#TrumptheSexPredator
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#TrumpGlobalJoke
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 AM
So very true! Bad sad America!
#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
#TrumptheSexPredator
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#TrumpGlobalJoke
#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
#TrumptheSexPredator
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#TrumpGlobalJoke
I’m happy for the many people kept their conscience clear and refused to vote for Harris. What is the end of politics if not one’s own subjective sense of moral purity?
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I’m happy for the many people kept their conscience clear and refused to vote for Harris. What is the end of politics if not one’s own subjective sense of moral purity?
Trump Appoints Self To Divine Muses — theonion.com/trump-appoin... The Onion remains Brilliant
Trump Appoints Self To Divine Muses
WASHINGTON—Claiming that his longstanding interest in the arts made him a perfect fit for the role, President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he had appointed himself to the divine muses. “Many ar...
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December 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Trump Appoints Self To Divine Muses — theonion.com/trump-appoin... The Onion remains Brilliant
Hey @mikeokuda.bsky.social are you 'that Mike Okuda' who worked on the original Star Trek Encyclopedia back in the 90s?
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hey @mikeokuda.bsky.social are you 'that Mike Okuda' who worked on the original Star Trek Encyclopedia back in the 90s?
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To Catholics groaning about Midnight Mass tonight: The Episcopal church welcomes you, and our Christmas Eve services are at a reasonable hour. #MerryChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
To Catholics groaning about Midnight Mass tonight: The Episcopal church welcomes you, and our Christmas Eve services are at a reasonable hour. #MerryChristmas
Being a 5E Dungeon Master as a grown-up is great because I used the following:
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Being a 5E Dungeon Master as a grown-up is great because I used the following:
Yes. You are the bad guys. This is why your adult children do not talk to you, your friends from college unfriended you, and why no one ever dates you.
December 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Yes. You are the bad guys. This is why your adult children do not talk to you, your friends from college unfriended you, and why no one ever dates you.
anti-immigration Americans are not real americans.
Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants.
Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.
Do not.
Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.
Do not.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
anti-immigration Americans are not real americans.
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Elon Musk threatens to buy D&D after company removes racist content
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Elon Musk threatens to buy D&D after company removes racist content
Tech billionaire's rage over D&D diversity changes reveals deeper anxieties about losing cultural dominance in geek spaces.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk threatens to buy D&D after company removes racist content
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Pope Leo XIV should release a papal bull that says, "The Vice President, a Catholic, cannot, in the eyes of God, divorce his spouse," because that will cause some drama we haven't seen since Henry VIII's day. #pope #unitedstates
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Pope Leo XIV should release a papal bull that says, "The Vice President, a Catholic, cannot, in the eyes of God, divorce his spouse," because that will cause some drama we haven't seen since Henry VIII's day. #pope #unitedstates
Spent a bout fifteen hours working on a module so far.... and I'm excited to play test it.
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Spent a bout fifteen hours working on a module so far.... and I'm excited to play test it.
Dear Democrat Senators: do not fold. Demand the Healthcare. Dare the GOP to get rid of the Filibuster.
October 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Dear Democrat Senators: do not fold. Demand the Healthcare. Dare the GOP to get rid of the Filibuster.
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There are good and courageous American Christians, but none of them are Christian Nationalists.
The Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago maced in the face at a demonstration.
The Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago maced in the face at a demonstration.
September 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There are good and courageous American Christians, but none of them are Christian Nationalists.
The Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago maced in the face at a demonstration.
The Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago maced in the face at a demonstration.
They didn't make an AI actor. They made a sizzle reel with an attractive AI girl.
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
They didn't make an AI actor. They made a sizzle reel with an attractive AI girl.
Controversial Opinion? Even in the original FF7, I thought Sephiroth was a weak villain. The Remake? I thought he was worse. Whenever the plot demands it, he appears and is like "I am very mean cybergoth samurai." What are your power limits, dude? Limits are more important than powers.
September 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Controversial Opinion? Even in the original FF7, I thought Sephiroth was a weak villain. The Remake? I thought he was worse. Whenever the plot demands it, he appears and is like "I am very mean cybergoth samurai." What are your power limits, dude? Limits are more important than powers.
On Wednesday, many Evangelical TikTokers will remember Deut 18:22. Then they'll publicly repent of false prophecy. They will then step away from their platforms, knowing they have led people astray. They will reflect on their errors... right? That's what they'll do?
September 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
On Wednesday, many Evangelical TikTokers will remember Deut 18:22. Then they'll publicly repent of false prophecy. They will then step away from their platforms, knowing they have led people astray. They will reflect on their errors... right? That's what they'll do?
Happy for everyone who works and depends on the Kimmel show. Now, Disney needs to sue and force the Supreme Court to either uphold or waffle on a recent 9-0 decision. Also Disney? We're still mad at you. Get it right.
2005 me: so in the future, does Star Wars continue being political, right now everyone's freaking out because Anakin said "you're either with me or against me"
2025 me: you have no idea
2025 me: you have no idea
"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
September 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Happy for everyone who works and depends on the Kimmel show. Now, Disney needs to sue and force the Supreme Court to either uphold or waffle on a recent 9-0 decision. Also Disney? We're still mad at you. Get it right.
Finished Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth last night. What did I think? Ending sequences were so chaotic that I stopped caring about the characters and the conflict. I believe this is a hazard of 'multiple worlds' in fiction. I also thought the game suffered from mini-game hell. Anyone else?
September 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Finished Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth last night. What did I think? Ending sequences were so chaotic that I stopped caring about the characters and the conflict. I believe this is a hazard of 'multiple worlds' in fiction. I also thought the game suffered from mini-game hell. Anyone else?