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sapporofan.bsky.social
@sapporofan.bsky.social
White sox, rick owens, beer, adventure time, engineering
Im off that good duff and pink donut

I got some marge simpson i could call
March 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The biggest misogynist you know doesnt have a jawline
March 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Nobody in this exam hall knows how badly i have to shit rn
February 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“This rap garbage is terrible. I can’t understand anything!”

*turns on pearl jam*
February 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
WAKE THE FUCK UP AOC
January 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If you drive a white suv you should be put down
January 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Every conservative economic proposal is like “if we let this mega corporation harvest one hundred people’s organs a year, theyll only have to charge us 200x what the product is worth rather than 300x” and then its put into practice and the company charges 1000x what its worth
January 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Freddys jalapeño fry sauce almost certainly had divine intervention in its creation
January 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Millimeters from shitting my pants in the gym parking lot. A last ditch rectum tightening effort paid off. Time to have diarrhea in the restroom and then bench two plates
January 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Jehovahs witness missionaries came by while im wearing these lmfao
January 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Dudes will dedicate their lives to “looksmaxxing” then wear those ugly ass slip on adidas shoes and basketball shorts every day
January 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Seeing if this person will take my hexbug collection for some rick owens arm sleeves
January 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Drinking beer in the swiss alps. Maybe i like this chungus life
January 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
About to get fat and stupid off some egg nog
December 23, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Nothing fills my midwest heart like an oversalted breakfast bowl of hash browns, eggs, bacon, and ketchup
December 17, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Trump isnt even in office yet and hes already giving excuses as to why grocery prices wont be going down
December 13, 2024 at 1:35 AM
i need ralphie strung up from a phone line by his nutsack for what he did to tracee
December 11, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Kind of scared theyre going to kill magione in prison. They apparently have him on suicide watch(although the source is reddit so take it fwiw)
December 10, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Fucked up parallel parking for the first time in forever. Definitely some sort of omen for my mech final
December 9, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Chegg answers explain where you got numbers from challenge: impossible
December 8, 2024 at 9:29 PM