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Sarah Black
@sarahblackhypno.com
I hypnotize people to make their (sex) lives better. I don't do pendants, crystal balls, fortune telling, or Republicans. Better at investing than you. Top 0.5% on Patreon.

https://sarahblackhypno.com
https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno
I don't do it like everyone else.

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December 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Whatever gets you through the night, I suppose.
December 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I've written about this for next week, but it did make me smile a little that all boomers want is an age appropriate brunette babe.
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"A husband will often stray from reason if not closely attended."

LOVE THIS BITCH.

#HouseofAshur
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Nu thing just hit.

It's really cool.

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December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Something I found interesting when I really started looking is how 'painted' the backgrounds are. You see more detail in cartoon backgrounds than characters all the time since they don't need to be animated, but Archer really leans into the difference. Gives it a whole vibe of its own.
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Really like the art style in Archer, so started playing about with some old photos in Dall-E. Quite like the results, even if it did give me brunette hair and (AS EVER😠) a boob job.
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Kiss the neck to get to the boobs.

Tongue the boobs to be polite before you move down.

Drive-by on the stomach.

And then some time spent bothering her inner thigh as you pretend there's not just one part of her you're really interested in.

Sound familiar? Let's change that.

sarahblackhypno.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sometimes I'm nicer than you deserve.

sarahblackhypno.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I've changed my mind. Now it annoys me.

When you address me as an abstract or poetic title that I don't want, you're saying that I, Sarah, the woman who makes the work that you enjoy, am not valid of the respect that engenders, unless I play a role for your fantasy.

You don't get to label me.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Aint no one else does erotic self-help like ya girl here.

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November 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Oh, hey! wolf__ just bought Philips Hue Smart Button on my wishlist! 💖 Are you gonna let them have all the fun or join in? 😈
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November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The jizz was in you all along.

God, I'm inspirational.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I was nice in the blog this week.

Or maybe I wasn't. Maybe I was manipulative for my own amusement. Oh, it's so hard to tell these things. Is it paranoia if it's true? Eek!

sarahblackhypno.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Alan Shore's moral relativism & Denny Crane's... Denny Crane.

IYKYK
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Remember when Dirk Benedict lost his shit about the idea of Starbuck being played by Katee Sackhoff because women are supposed to make babies instead of fly planes?

Ah, fun times.
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don't especially like art deco. And I hate that pea green. The bathroom as it was with those insane asylum walls? Not my thing at all. But at least it had definition.
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Or you can just be an asshole.
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You can go deep color, but you have to balance it otherwise it'll eat the room.

Look how much work the door and border are doing here. Then imagine if they were blue too with that dark floor and no rug. It'd go from bold-but-light breakfast dining to oppressive.
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Texture is something I'm thinking about a lot.

I like deep greens and inky blues, but they can be overpowering and you have to work deliberately with them.

White is just stark.

But if you go off-white just a little, you can let the room work for itself without shouting.
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I'd probably go more subtle on the design. Actually really like the Paisley there but usually I'm not a fan, big repeating patterns bug me. If I get something like this it's neutral enough to work in the day letting the texture do the work, but has potential for a little [sex noises] at night.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Speaking of, I'm wary of metallic wallpaper because it's dangerously close to cheap and tacky, but I do like the way it plays with the light in Lizzie's Bar.

Maybe just in a recess, or one small accent wall.

Yes, I spend my time walking round a cyberpunk video game looking for decor ideas. What?
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oh, hey! wolf__ just bought Philips Hue Bridge on my wishlist! 💖 Are you gonna let them have all the fun or join in? 😈
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November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I mean why be coy, right?

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October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM