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Sarah Black
@sarahblackhypno.com
I hypnotize people to make their (sex) lives better. I don't do pendants, crystal balls, fortune telling, or Republicans. Better at investing than you. Top 0.5% on Patreon.

https://sarahblackhypno.com
https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno
I don't do it like everyone else.

sarahblackhypno.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Whatever gets you through the night, I suppose.
December 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I have proposed renaming it The Sarah Black and John F Kennedy Center and the group of people I specifically picked to agree with everything I say all nodded and cheered.
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Strippers have done so many good things over the years and almost never get credit for them
Strippers Lead the Nation in Holiday Toy Giving
Portland’s strip club community has become the unlikely hero of one children’s hospital. For 14 years, dancers have out-given traditional toy drives, donating a remarkable $183,000 worth of toys to Do...
2ndofthemonth.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I've written about this for next week, but it did make me smile a little that all boomers want is an age appropriate brunette babe.
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I love this lesbian grandma content 😂
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"A husband will often stray from reason if not closely attended."

LOVE THIS BITCH.

#HouseofAshur
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛

It's okay to like both
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳
And it's okay to like one
𝘉𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴
I love you big and strong
𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨
And I love you on the floor
𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

sarahblackhypno.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Nu thing just hit.

It's really cool.

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December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Really like the art style in Archer, so started playing about with some old photos in Dall-E. Quite like the results, even if it did give me brunette hair and (AS EVER😠) a boob job.
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I have not, do not, and will never accept that sissy content has to be degrading. This is why. I get notes like this all the time.

It's traditionally a self-loathing community and if I have to change the whole damned thing all by myself to stop that, I will.

I'm THAT good.

sarahblackhypno.com
March 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
How to stay safe with online Dommes
YouTube video by Sarah Black
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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sex workers are multidimensional individuals. we are not strictly sex workers. we have entire lives outside of work. we have hobbies, interests, relationships. we're humans

if you can't respect that, you're not a real fan 🤷🏻‍♀️
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Pretty good explanation
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Been on a bit of a misandry hunt in kink for a few wks now & was reminded of this.

"I'll check his fetlife and if he follows more than 10 Dommes I'll check out."

Why shouldn't he follow Dommes? What's wrong with him liking sexy pics?

Unless his sexuality is the problem. And that's a YOU problem.
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Kiss the neck to get to the boobs.

Tongue the boobs to be polite before you move down.

Drive-by on the stomach.

And then some time spent bothering her inner thigh as you pretend there's not just one part of her you're really interested in.

Sound familiar? Let's change that.

sarahblackhypno.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Has it ever occurred to you that in a session ostensibly about one thing, I'm also laying the groundwork for something you won't hear until months later?

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a bald man in a black shirt with a white collar is looking at the camera
ALT: a bald man in a black shirt with a white collar is looking at the camera
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November 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Sometimes I'm nicer than you deserve.

sarahblackhypno.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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A squirrel urging me not to obey a Do Not Feed The Squirrels sign on Kelvingrove Park in the West End of Glasgow, although given the warning below it, I resisted! The sign isn't an official one, but was created by A Sign of Humour.

#glasgow #kelvingrovepark #sign #glasgowhumour #squirrel #squirrels
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM