Every millennial parent does the same “oh my god… they hit the second tower” bit when the baby hands us the toy phone and it’s funny every time
January 19, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Every millennial parent does the same “oh my god… they hit the second tower” bit when the baby hands us the toy phone and it’s funny every time
I love living in a small town because there is always something silly happening. The current drama is that there’s a mysterious humming sound that’s bothering everyone and the town has allocated $16,000 to figuring out the cause.
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I love living in a small town because there is always something silly happening. The current drama is that there’s a mysterious humming sound that’s bothering everyone and the town has allocated $16,000 to figuring out the cause.
Daughter keeps asking to listen to Slide by the goo goo dolls when she’s going down her slide 🥹
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Daughter keeps asking to listen to Slide by the goo goo dolls when she’s going down her slide 🥹
Not so good this time. Woke up crying about babies in Gaza and asking if mine were ok
I get to experience this again on Friday or possibly sooner. Craving the coma
I got put under general anesthesia one time two years ago and I have craved it every night ever since. Imagine going to sleep right away and having no dreams and waking up feeling silly with no pain whatsoever
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Not so good this time. Woke up crying about babies in Gaza and asking if mine were ok
Free Iran from imperialist sanctions and interference
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Free Iran from imperialist sanctions and interference
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An American is doing a thing named after another American who did the same thing…
NYT: this is Chinese
NYT: this is Chinese
January 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
An American is doing a thing named after another American who did the same thing…
NYT: this is Chinese
NYT: this is Chinese
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You don't have to be a millennial to have that cloyingly cringey response of outright panic and rabid contrarianism, borne of weaponizing sex-positivity, that leads to treating any woman who comments on rampant sexualization as though she's going to delete your personal porn stash.
But it helps!
But it helps!
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
You don't have to be a millennial to have that cloyingly cringey response of outright panic and rabid contrarianism, borne of weaponizing sex-positivity, that leads to treating any woman who comments on rampant sexualization as though she's going to delete your personal porn stash.
But it helps!
But it helps!
I get to experience this again on Friday or possibly sooner. Craving the coma
I got put under general anesthesia one time two years ago and I have craved it every night ever since. Imagine going to sleep right away and having no dreams and waking up feeling silly with no pain whatsoever
January 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I get to experience this again on Friday or possibly sooner. Craving the coma
Nothing went as hard as this shirt when I was 9 months pregnant
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Nothing went as hard as this shirt when I was 9 months pregnant
I failed to listen to south Florida owner class Venezuelan voices :( I am sitting my white ass down I am growing and I am learning
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I failed to listen to south Florida owner class Venezuelan voices :( I am sitting my white ass down I am growing and I am learning
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US servicemen are all Nazis - this is a good time to remember. Graham Platner is the norm. The next generation of Platner's are now invading Venezuela and will cry about it in 20 years that they were victims. Resistance against US soldiers is right and good!
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
US servicemen are all Nazis - this is a good time to remember. Graham Platner is the norm. The next generation of Platner's are now invading Venezuela and will cry about it in 20 years that they were victims. Resistance against US soldiers is right and good!
I pray every US troop involved in Venezuela right now comes home in a body bag
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I pray every US troop involved in Venezuela right now comes home in a body bag
Finished Jakarta Method and just started reading If We Burn and once again death to America
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Finished Jakarta Method and just started reading If We Burn and once again death to America
We are bombing Venezuela right now. Death to America I fucking hate America oh my god
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
We are bombing Venezuela right now. Death to America I fucking hate America oh my god
I’m sorry. If I see a male OBGYN, I’m going to be like, “Boy, I hope he’s qualified.”
January 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I’m sorry. If I see a male OBGYN, I’m going to be like, “Boy, I hope he’s qualified.”
We are Charlie Bone
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We are Charlie Bone
Daughter who just got a slide for Christmas, showing me her brother’s fire truck: “this is a fire truck, it says weewoo- I’m gonna go down the slide real quick, ok?”
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Daughter who just got a slide for Christmas, showing me her brother’s fire truck: “this is a fire truck, it says weewoo- I’m gonna go down the slide real quick, ok?”
Globalize the intifada
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Globalize the intifada
Fuck it’s gonna be war with Venezuela
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Fuck it’s gonna be war with Venezuela
I care what anti Zionist Jews say exactly the same amount as what anti Zionists of every other religion and ethnicity say. I think it’s strange how much the pro-Palestine movement focuses on them. Like if when discussing slavery we focused on the white abolitionists, that would be weird right?
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I care what anti Zionist Jews say exactly the same amount as what anti Zionists of every other religion and ethnicity say. I think it’s strange how much the pro-Palestine movement focuses on them. Like if when discussing slavery we focused on the white abolitionists, that would be weird right?
ICE offers a $50k signing bonus, healthcare, and $60k student loan forgiveness. You can join at 18. Zero liberals are crying brainwashing/propaganda/poverty draft/family to feed to absolve ICE agents, because ICE is hurting people they know. ICE’s violence is in their proximity.
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
ICE offers a $50k signing bonus, healthcare, and $60k student loan forgiveness. You can join at 18. Zero liberals are crying brainwashing/propaganda/poverty draft/family to feed to absolve ICE agents, because ICE is hurting people they know. ICE’s violence is in their proximity.
He’s keeping Jessica Tisch whose officers cleared the way for ICE vans last week, who has vowed to cooperate with ICE to detain undocumented “criminals”, and who cracked down on pro-Palestine protesters like Mahmoud Khalil. But at least he’s gonna throw immigrants under a FAST and FREE bus
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
He’s keeping Jessica Tisch whose officers cleared the way for ICE vans last week, who has vowed to cooperate with ICE to detain undocumented “criminals”, and who cracked down on pro-Palestine protesters like Mahmoud Khalil. But at least he’s gonna throw immigrants under a FAST and FREE bus
I love how Brad Lander has the balls to publicly endorse interfering with ICE and commend the people who successfully foiled a raid meanwhile the best Mamdani can do is release a basic know your rights PSA saying to be chill, don’t interfere, and comply with them as if ICE is playing by the rules
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I love how Brad Lander has the balls to publicly endorse interfering with ICE and commend the people who successfully foiled a raid meanwhile the best Mamdani can do is release a basic know your rights PSA saying to be chill, don’t interfere, and comply with them as if ICE is playing by the rules
I asked my daughter what book she wanted for Xmas and she said “Chicken Nuggets and French Fries Stink, by Ink Dink Jink Chicken” and I said “WHAT book??” and she said “Chicken Nuggets and French Fries Stink, by Ink Dink Jink Chicken”
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I asked my daughter what book she wanted for Xmas and she said “Chicken Nuggets and French Fries Stink, by Ink Dink Jink Chicken” and I said “WHAT book??” and she said “Chicken Nuggets and French Fries Stink, by Ink Dink Jink Chicken”
7,000 years?! Take these chains off and say it again!!!
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
7,000 years?! Take these chains off and say it again!!!