Sara Benincasa
@sarajbenincasa.bsky.social
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Author, TV/film writer, actor. Writing about our tallest president. SARATONIN: SaraJBenincasa.Substack.com Live events & all the rest: https://linktr.ee/SaraJBenincasa
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I have to go do research and writing and stuff and while I’m doing that, I wish to invite you to send me photos of your autumn and Halloween decorations for my personal edification via posts on this platform. Thank you for your work.
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Happily! It's the most wonderful time of the year.
A wooden china cabinet decorated with pumpkins, a skull, leaves, and candles Wooden shelving with various Halloween decorations
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Please enjoy this moment in Chicago.
Various doll heads affixed to various recycled containers in a Halloween display at Andersonville Galleria in Chicago
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I have to go do research and writing and stuff and while I’m doing that, I wish to invite you to send me photos of your autumn and Halloween decorations for my personal edification via posts on this platform. Thank you for your work.
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Thank you, sir! I really appreciate that. I know I will still get nerves, but I think it’ll be a warm crowd and I know it’s not about me, it’s about celebrating the couple.
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Oh that’s fabulous! Thank you so much.
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Turning 45 soon. For my birthday, I want to help raise money for some kids whose parents were kidnapped by ICE here in the Chicagoland area. If the video isn’t of interest, I hope the GoFundMe is: www.gofundme.com/f/show-solid...
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Thank you so much! Yes, I already wrote my remarks and they are approved by the bride. I also sent them a Google doc, which was very helpful for me to interview them long distance.
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This is so kind, thank you!
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Spoken Maltese sounds like Arabic and Italian in a dance-off and Arabic is winning, I love it and understand 10% of it.
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What is the proper way to say “welcome, everyone!” in Maltese? I get 55 answers online and the relatives who know are far away and/or busy!
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I feel these details will be helpful for the general population, which is why I am sharing them here: 1.) No religion 2.) Outdoors under a tent 3.) I think about 100 people present 4.) Afternoon to early evening 5.) I have not gotten a spray tan (controversial!)
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How long have you got until the wedding? What's the shape of the ceremony? I've officiated two weddings and my wife has officiated one, so I'm happy to share what I've learned! But first I want to know the contours of what you're officiating. How serious is it, what religious traditions (if any)?
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If I can’t talk about our sacred Italian American father at this wedding I’m officiating, why are we even having a wedding?
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Put a strict time limit on remarks involving Leon Panetta.
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I am officiating a wedding for the very first time, and while I did many years in the stand-up trenches, I remain nervous. The opening remarks have been vetted and approved by the bride. Pls advise on all other aspects of this, my debut as a priest rabbi spiritual leader via the Internet, thank you.
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WAIT WHAT? Lincoln’s beau ideal of a statesman? Oh my gosh, this is very exciting. I fear you’ve made this history geek very happy today.
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This is horny as hell, and I will be devoting a chapter to it in my book, which is now going to be erotica.
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I love unnecessarily sexy statues. My favorite being Thirst Trap Lincoln from the LA County Superior Courthouse.
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I have to go do research and writing and stuff and while I’m doing that, I wish to invite you to send me photos of your autumn and Halloween decorations for my personal edification via posts on this platform. Thank you for your work.
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Polly the Demon Queen is my overlord and Charlie Chicago Catman (“CAT-min”) is my benevolent chaos therapist. She only punches him when he punches her first, which is frequent. He thinks they’re playing. She knows they’re not. In sleep they achieve détente.
A gray and white kitten and a gray adult cat sleeping on a white blanket atop blue tie-dyed sheets. The neck, head and face of a gray and white kitten photographed from below A 12 1/2 year-old gray cat actually allowing herself to be petted on the head even though she is typically ornery, sitting on a bright orange pillow A 12 1/2 year-old gray cat with green eyes sitting on an orange cushion and looking off to the side
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🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Today he tried to climb in the toilet immediately after it was used. He also once tried to jump through a urine stream. These things have been reported to me and I felt I must convey them to you, his audience.
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His hobbies include climbing up my sweatpants, staring at the ice maker in wonder, stealing the big cat’s food and contemplating crimes against birds.
Face of a white and grey kitten looking through a window on which cars trees and utility poles are reflected.