farhan meant to call me a caterpillar, but his mouth said manatee.
love is blind… but also apparently very, very bad at animals
love is blind… but also apparently very, very bad at animals
September 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
farhan meant to call me a caterpillar, but his mouth said manatee.
love is blind… but also apparently very, very bad at animals
love is blind… but also apparently very, very bad at animals
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Halloween is 100 days away.
July 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Halloween is 100 days away.
big week for my brown new york girlies
now come to atl and do the same plz
now come to atl and do the same plz
June 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
big week for my brown new york girlies
now come to atl and do the same plz
now come to atl and do the same plz
w h A t
Anna Wintour is stepping down as editor-in-chief of Vogue after 37 years, WWD reports.
June 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
w h A t
i’m only a little nervous but there’s also zero thoughts in this skull
June 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i’m only a little nervous but there’s also zero thoughts in this skull
to my 21 followers - hello, i love you, watch me crash out
June 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
to my 21 followers - hello, i love you, watch me crash out
i have decided to commit to this theory and miraculously it has been a good day (past 5 days)
if i keep telling myself “it’s going to be a good day” do you think it’ll ever actually be a good day?
June 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i have decided to commit to this theory and miraculously it has been a good day (past 5 days)
if i crash out on bluesky will more people follow me
June 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
if i crash out on bluesky will more people follow me
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My fav part about tiktok is the dumb shit that trends… cuz why is this so funny??
June 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My fav part about tiktok is the dumb shit that trends… cuz why is this so funny??
buying a house is a scam sold by corporate america and baby boomers i said what i said (coming from a home owner)
June 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
buying a house is a scam sold by corporate america and baby boomers i said what i said (coming from a home owner)
next halsey show - i’m going solo and getting pit tickets and standing right at the barricade
June 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
next halsey show - i’m going solo and getting pit tickets and standing right at the barricade
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New poster for ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD.’ Out November 21st.
Trailer out Tonight.
Trailer out Tonight.
June 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
New poster for ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD.’ Out November 21st.
Trailer out Tonight.
Trailer out Tonight.
i just made farhan listen to Colors for the first time since the Halsey concert is around the corner. I tell him the story behind the song. Tell me how he immediately goes “oh is this why purple is your favorite color?”
May 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i just made farhan listen to Colors for the first time since the Halsey concert is around the corner. I tell him the story behind the song. Tell me how he immediately goes “oh is this why purple is your favorite color?”
a tale as old as time: a brown girl treated poorly by her in laws but her husband is too scared to defend her
May 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
a tale as old as time: a brown girl treated poorly by her in laws but her husband is too scared to defend her
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The two astronauts that have been in Space for 9 months have finally begun their 17-hour descent to Earth.
Their mission was originally set to last 8-10 days, but was extended due to their Boeing flight capsule experiencing issues.
Their mission was originally set to last 8-10 days, but was extended due to their Boeing flight capsule experiencing issues.
March 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The two astronauts that have been in Space for 9 months have finally begun their 17-hour descent to Earth.
Their mission was originally set to last 8-10 days, but was extended due to their Boeing flight capsule experiencing issues.
Their mission was originally set to last 8-10 days, but was extended due to their Boeing flight capsule experiencing issues.
b e g g i n g someone to send me something funny, silly, goofy
i genuinely cannot handle the news rn and just need something ANYTHING sent to me that’s not horrific
i genuinely cannot handle the news rn and just need something ANYTHING sent to me that’s not horrific
March 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
b e g g i n g someone to send me something funny, silly, goofy
i genuinely cannot handle the news rn and just need something ANYTHING sent to me that’s not horrific
i genuinely cannot handle the news rn and just need something ANYTHING sent to me that’s not horrific
if i keep telling myself “it’s going to be a good day” do you think it’ll ever actually be a good day?
March 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
if i keep telling myself “it’s going to be a good day” do you think it’ll ever actually be a good day?
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You guys. As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I just.
Dysentery cases on the rise in the Portland area: 40 new cases reported in January alone
Cases of dysentery have consistently been on the rise in the Portland, Oregon area year-over-year since 2012, officials said.
www.usatoday.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You guys. As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I just.
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333 years ago today, the Salem witch trials began.
March 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
333 years ago today, the Salem witch trials began.
No Other Land - a documentary about the g*noc*de and destruction in Palestine, written/directed through the eyes of a Palestinian and Israeli together- just won an Oscar
March 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
No Other Land - a documentary about the g*noc*de and destruction in Palestine, written/directed through the eyes of a Palestinian and Israeli together- just won an Oscar
my toxic trait is booking an unnecessary hair appointment just so i don’t have to wash my own hair
February 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
my toxic trait is booking an unnecessary hair appointment just so i don’t have to wash my own hair
we ordered that pasta more than twice in a 48 hour time span we ate that more than we did anything else in chicago
at least once a week I think about the absolutely perfect vodka sauce pasta me and @sarboop.bsky.social had in chicago
then I’m forced to think about how I passed out with it next to the bed, woke up, and immediately stepped my entire foot in it
then I’m forced to think about how I passed out with it next to the bed, woke up, and immediately stepped my entire foot in it
February 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
we ordered that pasta more than twice in a 48 hour time span we ate that more than we did anything else in chicago
i just spent midnight on new years defending farhans cousin against his other shitty cousins who were s c r e am i n g at her for saying her feelings were hurt. i literally married into a family of narcissists and assholes omfg (not including my husband he’s great)
January 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
i just spent midnight on new years defending farhans cousin against his other shitty cousins who were s c r e am i n g at her for saying her feelings were hurt. i literally married into a family of narcissists and assholes omfg (not including my husband he’s great)