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throwing ass to Lana del Rey in the kitchen because trauma will not be stored in these hips. not today
who up crying in their voice notes (again)
February 17, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Cigarettes only reflect the evil in your heart. If you’re virtuous they can’t harm you.
February 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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So much of life is finding the balance between joy and grief. That’s what a lot of it comes down to: joy, grief, and what you do with them
February 16, 2026 at 4:22 PM
the teenage dirtbag in me recognizes the teenage dirtbag in you
February 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
who up strogan off they beef
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Stanford Prison Experiment would be an outstanding band name
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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"AI, give me a cool nickname"

*the computer, destroying half of the remaining ecosystem in the world*

Result: "tHe biG Shitter"
February 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
let a man know how I actually feel instead of being polite 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 I could run through a fuckin wall rn
February 15, 2026 at 5:59 AM
hey pocket pals, my good friend is featured in The Mortuary Assistant which has limited showings the next couple weeks. if you have a chance to make it you should check it out!
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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I’ve seen a lack of thirst today and frankly, I find that disturbing.
February 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
🌀 🌀 🌀 you want a chocolate covered strawberry cocktail 🌀 🌀 🌀 you want a little valentines treat made by a pink haired barista sooo bad 🌀 🌀 🌀
February 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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screenshotting every “forever valentine” post to use as ammunition later
February 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
why sleep when hair dye
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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💖 Have a lovely weekend! 💖
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
me @ my reply guys
February 14, 2026 at 6:55 AM
accidentally put 60 credits into the touchtunes give me a song to add
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 AM
my face has been speaking my thoughts all day and she has Not been nice
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
ohhhh my god you speak fluent sarcasm? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?should we invite Bella hadid
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
remember when I told someone my favorite flower was a white cala lily and he went on this whole thing about how he contacted his ex who’s a botanist and white Cala lilies aren’t available here due to climate etc etc and I sent him a picture of one for sale at Lowe’s. and he still didn’t get me one
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
lovergirl mode has been engaged for the weekend. if you need me I will be making bouquets and doing spells. I can be summoned with a tarot deck if it’s truly urgent
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Valentine’s Day is infinitely better as a divorced single mom of two than any previous partnered vday lmao
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Valentine’s Day is like Christmas to me. I’ve been eating treats with every meal for a week. I’ll be dressing on theme for the rest of the month
February 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
3yo hasn’t been sleeping great and today he put himself to bed at like 4 pm. I know this is going to be a problem later but it was too sweet and good to see him rest
February 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM