avalon 🧚🏻♀️
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freeing myself from the shackles of feeling required to make a thanksgiving Instagram post, gonna just post a thirst trap instead
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
freeing myself from the shackles of feeling required to make a thanksgiving Instagram post, gonna just post a thirst trap instead
but I am le tired
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
but I am le tired
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To thine own self please be fr
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
To thine own self please be fr
got told I look like the bassist in a 90s all-women punk band so if you wanna join Skirts & Stockings hit me up
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
got told I look like the bassist in a 90s all-women punk band so if you wanna join Skirts & Stockings hit me up
the disordered eating is disordering
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the disordered eating is disordering
when did I become a person who likes talking on the phone. am I ill
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
when did I become a person who likes talking on the phone. am I ill
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
lily allen dropping a photoshoot in her and david harbour’s house to promote her devastating divorce album on the day stranger things 5 premiered. iconique
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
lily allen dropping a photoshoot in her and david harbour’s house to promote her devastating divorce album on the day stranger things 5 premiered. iconique
who up cubing their cuties
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
who up cubing their cuties
no rizz just crooked glasses sparkly eyes and blackberry cobbler muffins
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
no rizz just crooked glasses sparkly eyes and blackberry cobbler muffins
I’m finally done with my three (3) thanksgivings. I’m tired grandpa.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’m finally done with my three (3) thanksgivings. I’m tired grandpa.
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How I’m gonna be treating the TL in a few hours after a few drinks
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
How I’m gonna be treating the TL in a few hours after a few drinks
the one silver lining to not having my mom around for thanksgiving anymore is neither of us having to fight about whether my skirt is too short
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the one silver lining to not having my mom around for thanksgiving anymore is neither of us having to fight about whether my skirt is too short
the ultimate anti AI experience is asking your neighbor for a cup of sugar (or baking powder, in my case)
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the ultimate anti AI experience is asking your neighbor for a cup of sugar (or baking powder, in my case)
got described as a clown tonight and it felt like the highest compliment
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
got described as a clown tonight and it felt like the highest compliment
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i want more places besides hospitals to have these sick ass curtain room divider things
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i want more places besides hospitals to have these sick ass curtain room divider things
absolute diva at the grocery store in the most insane (complimentary) outfit. I told her we have the same style and that I love her look and she said OH MY GOD do you wanna know where I got it?! and handed me a BUSINESS CARD for the place where she literally bought all of it. I love women!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
absolute diva at the grocery store in the most insane (complimentary) outfit. I told her we have the same style and that I love her look and she said OH MY GOD do you wanna know where I got it?! and handed me a BUSINESS CARD for the place where she literally bought all of it. I love women!!!
did I mention I still haven’t made it to the grocery store
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
did I mention I still haven’t made it to the grocery store
(notice how I asked a group of Real People I Know instead of an AI bot, got a quick and sufficient answer, and didn’t ruin a neighborhood and waste thousands of gallons of water in the process)
okay folks the plan is to make a cobbler but I want to decorate the top with little shapes made out of the crust. is it okay to have the top of the cobbler open faced with some crust pieces and crumbles? or is that gonna fuck it all up
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
(notice how I asked a group of Real People I Know instead of an AI bot, got a quick and sufficient answer, and didn’t ruin a neighborhood and waste thousands of gallons of water in the process)
okay folks the plan is to make a cobbler but I want to decorate the top with little shapes made out of the crust. is it okay to have the top of the cobbler open faced with some crust pieces and crumbles? or is that gonna fuck it all up
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
okay folks the plan is to make a cobbler but I want to decorate the top with little shapes made out of the crust. is it okay to have the top of the cobbler open faced with some crust pieces and crumbles? or is that gonna fuck it all up
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I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
I’m glad we’re all in the “grocery shopping the day before thanksgiving” boat
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m glad we’re all in the “grocery shopping the day before thanksgiving” boat
attempting a museum trip with the kiddos by myself, pray for me 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
attempting a museum trip with the kiddos by myself, pray for me 🫡
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If you're at your family's Thanksgiving this year and the problematic Uncle starts talking some bullshit, the best play is to immediately light a cigarette at the table.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Call anyone who objects woke.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you're at your family's Thanksgiving this year and the problematic Uncle starts talking some bullshit, the best play is to immediately light a cigarette at the table.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Call anyone who objects woke.
in need of a full size mattress (7” height) and a full size box spring if anyone has one to get rid of!
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
in need of a full size mattress (7” height) and a full size box spring if anyone has one to get rid of!