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Stella Glitterbomb

@shoelais.bsky.social

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Former baby. Making art and building community. Please be kind, this is my first time being alive.

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 5d

Strega Nona’s spaghetti lunch was a success! Nona loves and appreciate you all, especially those of you who ate her excess spaghetti. She has asked me to let you know that she is available for children’s spaghetti parties as well as small business spaghetti parties.

Strega Nona, a grandmotherly witch. Her smiling face is actually a mask. She wears a maroon sweater, green vest, cream skirt, and white apron. A matching cream veil covered her hair. Her arms are raised as if to say “Come get some spaghetti!”

Strega Nona, a grandmotherly witch, stands with her hands curled into fists, as if she were just beckoning someone to come eat spaghetti.

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 11h

A royal purple one would also be good. Truly, a color for every occasion is the way to go. Might as well build an entire wardrobe around it

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 11h

I have a similar one in black and red. I feel like a very recent, very wealthy widow whenever I wear it

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 1d

It is amazing how much the brain does when you tell it to take a break and go on a walk.

Mariah McCourt @monsterteatime.bsky.social · 1d

When I struggled with something writing-wise I take a walk. And 100% of the time I end up figuring out the solution. I would never, ever, ever, ask a machine to do that for me. Wtf.

ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 1d

The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 1d

I’m just saying it seems more likely now than it was ten years ago!

Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 1d

For many years, I was certain I’d die of TB and I was repeatedly assured that wouldn’t happen. But now I’m thinking maybe…

Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 1d

Peak homemaking. I hope he hides a gold skulltula somewhere in the room

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · Apr 19

These have been making the rounds on tumblr, so you should also see my decade-old fanart of Wicked Lady

A young woman in a dark flowing hair in a dress modeled after, I think, an Elie Saab dress from the mid-2010s. She’s under a red parasol.

The same young woman with two spiral oxhorn pigtails in a white dress.

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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 1d

Twitter used to be a place you could find a wife. I know multiple people who found wives on twitter

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 2d

this shit looks like someone’s about to shoot franz ferdinand

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d

NVIDIA and OpenAi:

Concerns that their “increasingly complex and interconnected web of business transactions is artificially propping up the trillion-dollar AI boom.“

@bloomberg.com $NVDA 👀
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 1d

It’s been 5 days since this post and I haven’t worked on my website at all in the interim, but I’m closer to the spiritual understanding that the real solution I seek is to get offline

Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 7d

Actually I may give up social media entirely and focus on finishing my shitty little website where you can read about the weird art I’ve been making. I’ve been terminally online since I was single digits years old and I’m tired

Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 7d

Time to dust off the old “we should have a KC-area Mastodon server” presentation

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Felipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 1d

You cannot be fucking serious

SCOOP: Apple Quietly Made ICE Agents a Protected Class

Internal emails show tech giant used anti-hate-speech rules meant for minorities to block an app documenting immigration enforcement.

migrantinsider.com

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 1d

I dream of a day when we no longer look upon each and every billionaire with a sense of anger and disgust in our hearts, because all of the billionaires who didn’t willingly give up their wealth are dead

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 2d

this is reconcilable with the theory i sketched out which is "everyone's a cop now"

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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Chris WoooOOOOoomack @hollowoak.bsky.social · 2d

He was never an ally. If you're still caping for him you are once again invited to fuck ALLLLL the way off.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 2d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 3d

Saw the trailer for this last week and my first thought was that he was obviously trying to get an Oscar with those prosthetics

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Truthout @truthout.org · 3d

ICE, immigration courts, and the rest of the deportation-machine agencies are humming along as if it’s still September 2025; only 5% of Homeland Security personnel are being furloughed, compared to 89% at the EPA and 87% at the beleaguered Department of Education.

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 3d

Talking a big game for someone who just recently made delicious chicken alfredo for an unrelated teen

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 3d

Alterna-teens are already disillusioned with the status quo. By forging bonds with local alterna-teens, we give them a taste of another world where people across age cohorts and family ties support each other because it is Good and Right. We foster the next generation of change makers.

Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 3d

Alterna-teens in your area need reliable adults they can call for last-minute rides, couches to crash on, and home cooked meals. Become the comparatively wealthy sponsor of an alterna-teen today

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 3d

“My wife is too sexy and wants sex too often so I had sex with someone else” is a strange line of thought

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 4d

All these celebrity men coming out after their divorces to lament how their wives were too hot and sexy for them is so bizarre

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Paul Starr @pa.ulst.ar · 4d

when I text her half an hour later that it's on the family plex server

Edward Leighton, "The King and the Beggar-Maid", 1898

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry, the popcorn bucket costs $72? That is disgusting. It’s for holding popcorn

Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 4d

So much of life is not knowing, in the moment, it is the last time you will experience a specific thing. In that regard, it’s nice to know I’ll never have this soap again. Each time I use it is a devotional act. Thank you for cleaning moisturizing my skin for all those years, aloe vera facial soap

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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 4d

Using the last of the best facial soap I’ve ever found, knowing I’ll never experience it again because they stopped shipping to the U.S. months ago

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