Stella Glitterbomb
@shoelais.bsky.social
Former baby. Making art and building community. Please be kind, this is my first time being alive.
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Strega Nona’s spaghetti lunch was a success! Nona loves and appreciate you all, especially those of you who ate her excess spaghetti. She has asked me to let you know that she is available for children’s spaghetti parties as well as small business spaghetti parties.
Gregg with Two Gs has donned his seasonal antlers
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Gregg with Two Gs has donned his seasonal antlers
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
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Guy who got paid $500k to come up with it: Strong floor, no ceiling, surely this slogan doesn't harken back to literally over a century of Leftist imagery. No need to look up anything.
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Guy who got paid $500k to come up with it: Strong floor, no ceiling, surely this slogan doesn't harken back to literally over a century of Leftist imagery. No need to look up anything.
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"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
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Billy Bob Thornton is: The Landman
When the land needs manning — one man lands
When the land needs manning — one man lands
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Billy Bob Thornton is: The Landman
When the land needs manning — one man lands
When the land needs manning — one man lands
Having friends with costume closets that let you borrow items from said closets is what makes the sun keep shining and the world keep spinning.
Wig emergency? Not when you’re in community with freaks and weirdos!
Wig emergency? Not when you’re in community with freaks and weirdos!
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Having friends with costume closets that let you borrow items from said closets is what makes the sun keep shining and the world keep spinning.
Wig emergency? Not when you’re in community with freaks and weirdos!
Wig emergency? Not when you’re in community with freaks and weirdos!
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
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BUILD ALL BUILDINGS like this, make them look like things!!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
BUILD ALL BUILDINGS like this, make them look like things!!!
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
Hey, we’re all trying to astral project right before we fall asleep, right? That’s a thing we all secretly attempt each night
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hey, we’re all trying to astral project right before we fall asleep, right? That’s a thing we all secretly attempt each night
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
Too bad I only got to try one of the ramen deviled eggs that I made before my dog knocked the tray off a counter and onto the floor
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Too bad I only got to try one of the ramen deviled eggs that I made before my dog knocked the tray off a counter and onto the floor
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Happy Birthday to the incredible @amerrill2.bsky.social . Co-Creator of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show; Voice of Brak, amongst others; Cartoon Network programing and on air superstar, and all in all, I'd like to wish a very Happy Birthday to this guy
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy Birthday to the incredible @amerrill2.bsky.social . Co-Creator of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show; Voice of Brak, amongst others; Cartoon Network programing and on air superstar, and all in all, I'd like to wish a very Happy Birthday to this guy
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honestly thanksgiving as a holiday should be canceled but we should get 2 1/2 days off, but it should be called like Quiet Time For All and i should be able to just stay at home and not talk to anyone for 2 1/2 days
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
honestly thanksgiving as a holiday should be canceled but we should get 2 1/2 days off, but it should be called like Quiet Time For All and i should be able to just stay at home and not talk to anyone for 2 1/2 days
Doing some bed surgery.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Doing some bed surgery.
Holidays are weird. OT1H, I have a wonderful family and incredible friends to share my precious life with. OTOH, I always need time to mourn the relationships I had with my family of origin and the extended family of my childhood. I keep thinking that grief will fade but it hasn’t really.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Holidays are weird. OT1H, I have a wonderful family and incredible friends to share my precious life with. OTOH, I always need time to mourn the relationships I had with my family of origin and the extended family of my childhood. I keep thinking that grief will fade but it hasn’t really.
Thinking about the time someone brought multiple 32oz Ball jars of weed as a hosting gift to Thanksgiving. The best hosting gift I have ever received. Hard to top.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Thinking about the time someone brought multiple 32oz Ball jars of weed as a hosting gift to Thanksgiving. The best hosting gift I have ever received. Hard to top.
Heartbreaking from beginning to end
this might be the saddest story I've ever written, about a seal that I will be thinking about for a long, long time.
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Why Won’t Nora The Leopard Seal Abandon Her Dead Pups? | Defector
In the fall of 2021, Renato Borras-Chavez, a marine mammal ecologist at the University of Rhode Island, spotted a leopard seal on an ice floe. Borras-Chavez was on a research expedition to a glacial f...
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November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Heartbreaking from beginning to end
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and i feel party rock is in this house tonight lord,
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
and i feel party rock is in this house tonight lord,
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Am I supposed to take my wind chimes in for winter? I know the 2ft tall skull needs to come inside, and I’ll probably bring in the bisexual seahorse soon, but what about the wind chimes?
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Am I supposed to take my wind chimes in for winter? I know the 2ft tall skull needs to come inside, and I’ll probably bring in the bisexual seahorse soon, but what about the wind chimes?
Give me two cold, cloudy days in a row and I’m mainlining The Decemberists while dreaming of walking off a foggy pier
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Give me two cold, cloudy days in a row and I’m mainlining The Decemberists while dreaming of walking off a foggy pier
Sometimes I find myself thinking of her and that special time we shared in her parents’ wine cellar — she, trying to walk up the stairs. Me, standing in her way and repeatedly showing her my pet dog in the hopes that she’ll love me.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Sometimes I find myself thinking of her and that special time we shared in her parents’ wine cellar — she, trying to walk up the stairs. Me, standing in her way and repeatedly showing her my pet dog in the hopes that she’ll love me.