ycats
@scribblymoth.bsky.social
Ridiculous human. Lover of laughs. Just try it for the summer.
These carrots fucked.
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
These carrots fucked.
“The smoke of the heated incense would escape through the mouth, as if the gods were breathing or speak-singing with scented words.”
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
“The smoke of the heated incense would escape through the mouth, as if the gods were breathing or speak-singing with scented words.”
Considering adopting a new style — just wearing a fur coat.
Might add in heels.
Might add in heels.
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Considering adopting a new style — just wearing a fur coat.
Might add in heels.
Might add in heels.
No, you’ve been in bed all morning being lazy and reading.
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
No, you’ve been in bed all morning being lazy and reading.
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Make this winter your art era.
7 must-see Kansas City art exhibits to kick off your 2026
Artist-run spaces, galleries and Kansas City's biggest museums all have electrifying collections of local works to start the new year. But don't wait around to catch them — many of these exhibitions are slated to close soon.
www.kcur.org
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Make this winter your art era.
FYI, it’s 69 days until the first day of spring.
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
FYI, it’s 69 days until the first day of spring.
Giraffes are so weird (complimentary) if you think about them too hard.
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Giraffes are so weird (complimentary) if you think about them too hard.
I have a stye in my eye.🥲
January 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I have a stye in my eye.🥲
Fisticuffs to start this Blues game.
January 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Fisticuffs to start this Blues game.
I have felt complete tattoo-wise for many years.
Just submitted a request for a (professional) stick and poke.
When your heart calls to you, listen.✨
Just submitted a request for a (professional) stick and poke.
When your heart calls to you, listen.✨
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I have felt complete tattoo-wise for many years.
Just submitted a request for a (professional) stick and poke.
When your heart calls to you, listen.✨
Just submitted a request for a (professional) stick and poke.
When your heart calls to you, listen.✨
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I like holding doors open for men.
Feels like a power move.
Feels like a power move.
January 9, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I like holding doors open for men.
Feels like a power move.
Feels like a power move.
Dudes rock.
Love that they are doing this.
Love that they are doing this.
This series has been a little light for me over the holidays.
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Dudes rock.
Love that they are doing this.
Love that they are doing this.
Headache.
I need ibuprofen and an orgasm, stat.
I need ibuprofen and an orgasm, stat.
January 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Headache.
I need ibuprofen and an orgasm, stat.
I need ibuprofen and an orgasm, stat.
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girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just a divorce
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just a divorce
Pete opened my delivery, because my box was wet.😏
“The Long Game”? They’re talking about his dong?
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Pete opened my delivery, because my box was wet.😏
Books are being delivered today, so
a man is smoking a cigarette while standing next to another man in a baseball uniform .
ALT: a man is smoking a cigarette while standing next to another man in a baseball uniform .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Books are being delivered today, so
@netsematary.bsky.social Happy birthday and welcome to your 40s!🎉
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
@netsematary.bsky.social Happy birthday and welcome to your 40s!🎉
Highly recommend talking to a friend on the phone for an hour and laughing. Does the heart and mind good.
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Highly recommend talking to a friend on the phone for an hour and laughing. Does the heart and mind good.
Fizzy drink, weighted blanket, heating pad.
January 8, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Fizzy drink, weighted blanket, heating pad.
Remind me why I am not doing drugs rn?
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Remind me why I am not doing drugs rn?
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
Have had the pleasure of seeing them twice and can confirm.
Scientific limit of going hard as fuck reached by Die Spitz youtu.be/wjIFZsbjpjg?...
Die Spitz - Throw Yourself To The Sword (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Have had the pleasure of seeing them twice and can confirm.
Weary.
Wary.
Fed up.
Sad.
Numb.
No time to grieve.
Wary.
Fed up.
Sad.
Numb.
No time to grieve.
January 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Weary.
Wary.
Fed up.
Sad.
Numb.
No time to grieve.
Wary.
Fed up.
Sad.
Numb.
No time to grieve.
Aaaaaand I just got called a loser, told I have no life and that my man probably left me, that I should get a college degree and not work for minimum wage, that I need to get a personality, etc by a little old lady mad that I couldn’t accept the photocopy of her birth certificate.🙃😂🤷🏻♀️
Been helping a lot of sweet older folks today. I need some cool grandmas and grandpas to hang out with — I miss mine.
January 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Aaaaaand I just got called a loser, told I have no life and that my man probably left me, that I should get a college degree and not work for minimum wage, that I need to get a personality, etc by a little old lady mad that I couldn’t accept the photocopy of her birth certificate.🙃😂🤷🏻♀️