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Sarcastic Ink Design
@sarcasticinkdesign.com
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We're a wife and husband small business in California. We sell stickers and other goodies with a quirky, sarcastic attitude. Find our stickers at sarcasticinkdesign.com or sarcasticinkdesign.etsy.com. Why is your water bottle so naked??
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Plans tonight? Yeah, just me, my dog, and a deeply unsettling documentary. This sticker is a whole mood for anyone who finds comfort in crime and canines.

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March 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Whether it's documentaries, Dateline, or that thriller you can’t put down, this one’s for the amateur sleuths and armchair detectives. Warning: placing this sticker may result in unsolicited crime story recommendations.

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March 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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My stair friend again today. Waiting for me.

I remember not to take for granted the people who care to show up

#witchsky #pagansky
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March 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Being a nurse doesn’t mean I want to diagnose you at the grocery store. 😤😷 If you’re *done* with strangers oversharing their skin conditions, this sticker is the perfect warning sign. Stick it somewhere visible—for your own sanity. 😏

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March 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I wouldn’t *have* to manage my anger if people just managed their stupidity. 🤷‍♀️🔥 If this thought crosses your mind *daily,* this sticker is for you. Stick it somewhere visible as a fair warning. 😏

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March 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Clumsy by choice? Yeah, no one ever said that. 🤦‍♀️ If you’ve got a long history of bruises from *absolutely nothing,* this sticker is basically a public service announcement. Stick it somewhere durable. You’ll need it. 😏

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March 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Adulting level: *Expert.* Managed to put on pants. 👖🏆 If getting dressed counts as a major life accomplishment, this sticker is calling your name. Stick it somewhere visible for extra credit. 😏

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March 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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My brain goblins have a *black belt* in catastrophizing—one missed text and suddenly I’m moving to the woods. 🌲😵‍💫 If your anxious little gremlins love worst-case scenarios, this sticker gets it. Stick it somewhere visible as a warning (or a cry for help). 😏

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March 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I don’t trip—I just have an ongoing feud with inanimate objects. 🤷‍♀️💀 If the floor has *personally* wronged you, this sticker is basically a badge of honor. Stick it somewhere sturdy (unlike your balance). 😏

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March 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Everything is temporary… including your patience, motivation, and probably this sticker. 🤷‍♂️⏳ If that feels like a vibe, you *need* this in your life. Stick it somewhere meaningful—or ironic. Your call. 😏

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March 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Might be water, might be vodka… either way, mind your business. 😏💧🍸 If you like to keep people on their toes (or just enjoy a little chaos), this sticker belongs in your life. Stick it, sip it, and let the speculation begin.

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March 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.
March 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Stepped outside. Saw people. Immediate regret. 😬🚶‍♀️ If you relate, this sticker is basically a necessity. Stick it somewhere visible as a subtle (or not-so-subtle) PSA. 🚧 You’ve been warned. 😏

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March 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Some people keep calm, I keep laughing—because prison food just isn't my vibe. If sarcasm is your love language and self-control is a daily challenge, this sticker is calling your name. Stick it somewhere visible. For safety reasons. 😏

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March 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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oldsoulprose.bsky.social
burning my tongue
on hot
chicken noodle soup
ironic as I wait
impatiently
for bread to cool
March 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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the world is still too large to roam, but despite this, he is determined
A small tabby kitten with dark and light brown fur stands on a brown carpeted staircase, meowing or making a small noise. The kitten appears to be slightly nervous or curious as it looks down the steps. The background features a textured white wall with a geometric pattern.
March 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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oldsoulprose.bsky.social
End product.
Got the butter ready.
Hot and toasty Look at my fancy rolls. Rolls are good as long as they aren't on my waist!
March 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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theastroastro.bsky.social
My 3D Rosette Gif [by Cheap-Estimate8284]

#astrophotography #astronomy
March 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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The Sky Is for Everyone: Women Astronomers in Their Own Words
is 19.95 USD (33% off)

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DealsW,com/astro #astrophotography #astronomy
March 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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No kids. No regrets. Just a life full of travel, late mornings, and zero PTA meetings. Being child-free by choice isn’t up for debate—it’s just the right choice for me. And yes, I’ll still be sleeping in tomorrow. 😏

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March 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Feeling lost? Same. But here’s the thing—being lost isn’t the same as being stuck. You’re still learning, still growing, still finding your way. It’s okay to not have everything figured out yet. You’ll get there. 💫

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March 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Reading: the socially acceptable way to ignore people without looking rude. If you've ever strategically pulled out a book to avoid awkward conversations, unwanted small talk, or just humanity in general… congratulations, you're doing it right. 📚😏

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March 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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The world keeps telling you to do more, be more, chase more. But what if good enough was already perfect? No more impossible standards, no more pressure—just you, as you are, and that’s enough. 💫

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March 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Struggling? That’s okay. You don’t have to be strong 24/7. You don’t have to pretend it’s easy. You are allowed to struggle, to feel stuck, to not have it all figured out. And you are still enough. 💫

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March 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Perfection is a myth, but being real? That’s powerful. No need to fake it, filter it, or stress about every little detail. Just be you—messy, growing, figuring it out. That’s more than enough. 💫

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March 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM