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Sarcastic Ink Design
@sarcasticinkdesign.com
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We're a wife and husband small business in California. We sell stickers and other goodies with a quirky, sarcastic attitude. Find our stickers at sarcasticinkdesign.com or sarcasticinkdesign.etsy.com. Why is your water bottle so naked??
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Plans tonight? Yeah, just me, my dog, and a deeply unsettling documentary. This sticker is a whole mood for anyone who finds comfort in crime and canines.

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March 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Whether it's documentaries, Dateline, or that thriller you can’t put down, this one’s for the amateur sleuths and armchair detectives. Warning: placing this sticker may result in unsolicited crime story recommendations.

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March 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Being a nurse doesn’t mean I want to diagnose you at the grocery store. 😤😷 If you’re *done* with strangers oversharing their skin conditions, this sticker is the perfect warning sign. Stick it somewhere visible—for your own sanity. 😏

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March 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I wouldn’t *have* to manage my anger if people just managed their stupidity. 🤷‍♀️🔥 If this thought crosses your mind *daily,* this sticker is for you. Stick it somewhere visible as a fair warning. 😏

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March 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Clumsy by choice? Yeah, no one ever said that. 🤦‍♀️ If you’ve got a long history of bruises from *absolutely nothing,* this sticker is basically a public service announcement. Stick it somewhere durable. You’ll need it. 😏

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March 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Adulting level: *Expert.* Managed to put on pants. 👖🏆 If getting dressed counts as a major life accomplishment, this sticker is calling your name. Stick it somewhere visible for extra credit. 😏

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March 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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My brain goblins have a *black belt* in catastrophizing—one missed text and suddenly I’m moving to the woods. 🌲😵‍💫 If your anxious little gremlins love worst-case scenarios, this sticker gets it. Stick it somewhere visible as a warning (or a cry for help). 😏

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March 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I don’t trip—I just have an ongoing feud with inanimate objects. 🤷‍♀️💀 If the floor has *personally* wronged you, this sticker is basically a badge of honor. Stick it somewhere sturdy (unlike your balance). 😏

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March 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Everything is temporary… including your patience, motivation, and probably this sticker. 🤷‍♂️⏳ If that feels like a vibe, you *need* this in your life. Stick it somewhere meaningful—or ironic. Your call. 😏

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March 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Might be water, might be vodka… either way, mind your business. 😏💧🍸 If you like to keep people on their toes (or just enjoy a little chaos), this sticker belongs in your life. Stick it, sip it, and let the speculation begin.

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March 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Stepped outside. Saw people. Immediate regret. 😬🚶‍♀️ If you relate, this sticker is basically a necessity. Stick it somewhere visible as a subtle (or not-so-subtle) PSA. 🚧 You’ve been warned. 😏

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March 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Some people keep calm, I keep laughing—because prison food just isn't my vibe. If sarcasm is your love language and self-control is a daily challenge, this sticker is calling your name. Stick it somewhere visible. For safety reasons. 😏

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March 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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No kids. No regrets. Just a life full of travel, late mornings, and zero PTA meetings. Being child-free by choice isn’t up for debate—it’s just the right choice for me. And yes, I’ll still be sleeping in tomorrow. 😏

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March 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Feeling lost? Same. But here’s the thing—being lost isn’t the same as being stuck. You’re still learning, still growing, still finding your way. It’s okay to not have everything figured out yet. You’ll get there. 💫

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March 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Reading: the socially acceptable way to ignore people without looking rude. If you've ever strategically pulled out a book to avoid awkward conversations, unwanted small talk, or just humanity in general… congratulations, you're doing it right. 📚😏

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March 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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The world keeps telling you to do more, be more, chase more. But what if good enough was already perfect? No more impossible standards, no more pressure—just you, as you are, and that’s enough. 💫

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March 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Struggling? That’s okay. You don’t have to be strong 24/7. You don’t have to pretend it’s easy. You are allowed to struggle, to feel stuck, to not have it all figured out. And you are still enough. 💫

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March 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Perfection is a myth, but being real? That’s powerful. No need to fake it, filter it, or stress about every little detail. Just be you—messy, growing, figuring it out. That’s more than enough. 💫

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March 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Loud, flashy, and perfect? No thanks. Give me the people who are kind, who show up with empathy, and who make the world a little softer. Kind people? Yeah, they’re my kind of people. 💖

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March 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Idiots exist. That’s just a fact. But letting them ruin your day? Nope, not happening. Protect your peace, ignore the nonsense, and go about your business like the legend you are. 😎

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March 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Take a deep breath. No, really—do it. Whatever’s stressing you out, whatever’s making you feel stuck, give yourself a second to pause. You don’t have to have all the answers right now. Just breathe. 💫

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February 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Headaches? Annoying. Migraines? A full-blown horror show featuring nausea, sensitivity to everything, and the desperate search for an ice pack. If you’ve ever been personally victimized by your own brain, you get it. 😵‍💫

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February 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Would I have canceled plans anyway? Maybe. But a migraine makes it official. Lights off, blanket over my head, and zero guilt for bailing. If your brain loves ruining your schedule, welcome to the club. 😵‍💫

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February 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Just when I start feeling confident, my brain pulls the emergency brake—with a migraine. Plans? Canceled. Lights? Too bright. Noise? Unacceptable. If your own head loves to put you in your place, this one’s for you. 😵‍💫

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February 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Migraines: the ultimate system failure. If Ctrl+Alt+Delete worked on my brain, I’d be rebooting daily. Instead, I get the full experience—nausea, light sensitivity, and the desperate hope that restarting my body in a dark room will fix everything. If you know, you know. 😵‍💫
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February 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM