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Lil Jon will help us find our zen in 2025.
Merry Christmas 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Got all my Romanian goodies for the week and stopped in the Japanese grocery store too. These are so good
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Personally, my fave type of places to eat also happen to be great places to people watch.
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Oh is that what the kids call them these days?
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Saw a reel of a guy in romania cutting up hams and sausages and that’s it. Going shopping tomorrow. I need my smoked meats for christmas.
December 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Still running off of a piece of chocolate panettone from yesterday afternoon. Now THAT’S what I call a super food.
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The only thing igaf about what people wear on planes is their shoes. Keep them tf on. I have seen too many feet against my will on flights this year. I was haunted in waiting areas by them.
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Release the photos of Trump and Clinton canoodling in a hot tub you cowards!
December 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think eating whatever whenever has me less inclined to buy a ton of food for the holidays. Although idk how the fuck I have no chocolate at all. That’s absurd.
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I learned to stop saying “never!!”about certain things. I was wrong about things I never thought I’d like or want. So many fucking things.
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I got a ring a couple of weeks ago listed as size 5.5 and when I got it and put it on it was def not a 5.5. Just dropped it off for resizing and it was a 6. My dumb ass should’ve emailed who I got it from and had them do it or reimburse me.
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Today seems like a good day to go around the whole neighborhood and take care of all the little annoying tasks.
December 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Added tdap to list of shots for today cause i think it’s been over 10 yrs.
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Messing up my cats sleep schedule with my shitty sleeping habits.
December 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Hug you retinol extra tight tonight. You’ve seen what happens when you don’t use it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The lip filler injection bruises is *chefs kiss*
28 years old.
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII.

One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.

The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Snow leopard
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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The only thing more romantic than “I love you” is “I remember”
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Happy Krampusnacht to those that celebrate 👹
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Home made tamales.
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m getting hooked up with tamales for the weekend.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
What’s the most sexual fruit and why is it cherries?
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM