jen
@thejenlife.bsky.social
cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler.
feral club rat turned runner(ish). always hungry.
this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
feral club rat turned runner(ish). always hungry.
this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
Pinned
I found my camo pants from eighth grade or freshmen year bc I heard they’re making a comeback. These are truly vintage lmao
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I found my camo pants from eighth grade or freshmen year bc I heard they’re making a comeback. These are truly vintage lmao
I need everyone to write their own tell all and share their version of these events bc what the actual f
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I need everyone to write their own tell all and share their version of these events bc what the actual f
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
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One of the most attractive things a man can do is ice skate well and do the full on hockey stop, extra points if he can do the hawk/angel stop
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
One of the most attractive things a man can do is ice skate well and do the full on hockey stop, extra points if he can do the hawk/angel stop
The outdoor ice skating rink with the big Christmas tree near me has season passes. I’m about to be a menace and make everyone go ice skating with me
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The outdoor ice skating rink with the big Christmas tree near me has season passes. I’m about to be a menace and make everyone go ice skating with me
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oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
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November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Where are we buying jeans from now? I literally have not bought new jeans since 2016.
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Where are we buying jeans from now? I literally have not bought new jeans since 2016.
Are people arbitraging gold??
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Are people arbitraging gold??
NGL, I’m probably going to devour that book over the course of a day bc I am morbidly curious and it sounds like such a hot mess
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
NGL, I’m probably going to devour that book over the course of a day bc I am morbidly curious and it sounds like such a hot mess
I play on the sand and I somehow still have bruises on my knees
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I play on the sand and I somehow still have bruises on my knees
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i will never forgive sam altman for how much damage he’s inflicted upon the em dash enjoyer community
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
i will never forgive sam altman for how much damage he’s inflicted upon the em dash enjoyer community
The whole list of non-sexual things that men do that I find attractive trend made me realize that I do not have a single original experience bc they’re all accurate
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The whole list of non-sexual things that men do that I find attractive trend made me realize that I do not have a single original experience bc they’re all accurate
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good morning this is how I feel getting ready to log into work again
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
good morning this is how I feel getting ready to log into work again
what if all the world leaders were in a giant polycule
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
what if all the world leaders were in a giant polycule
I have persimmons and pomegranates but I do not want to cut/prep them myself
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I have persimmons and pomegranates but I do not want to cut/prep them myself
I may have licked cake off of someone’s arm last night lmao
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I may have licked cake off of someone’s arm last night lmao
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If you see me being choked by a bicep, don't save me I'm exactly where I wanted to be
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If you see me being choked by a bicep, don't save me I'm exactly where I wanted to be
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Serious question: has this been studied? @jenniferdoleac.bsky.social @johnpfaff.bsky.social
I’m being glib but I’m semi-serious about this: send more white collar criminals to prison; prison conditions will improve
I‘m tired of being nice about this; “abolitionism” has had years to develop a non-idiot policy program and the best they’ve come up with is ”murder without even the pretense of juridical process.” And I am not nut-picking; this is all over abolitionist writing.
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Serious question: has this been studied? @jenniferdoleac.bsky.social @johnpfaff.bsky.social
Was Clinton just getting BJs from everyone while in the White House? This is some Scandal level shit
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Was Clinton just getting BJs from everyone while in the White House? This is some Scandal level shit
Feed me shrimp cocktail and tell me I’m pretty
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Feed me shrimp cocktail and tell me I’m pretty
what are we wearing to the clerb now
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
what are we wearing to the clerb now
i have discovered i like being picked up in the air and this is me constantly now
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i have discovered i like being picked up in the air and this is me constantly now
time for krispy kreme and panda
a shiba inu dog is smiling while sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .
ALT: a shiba inu dog is smiling while sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
time for krispy kreme and panda
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Happiness is a senior dog in his handknit sweater curling up next to you.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happiness is a senior dog in his handknit sweater curling up next to you.