jen
@thejenlife.bsky.social
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cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler. always hungry. beginner runner. this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
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Whenever I open this app to see what new crazy thing happened
thejenlife.bsky.social
The thing that I don’t really understand is people who do intentional multiple drafts but also the final presented product is seemingly a draft?? Why are you preparing not finished drafts? What are we doing??
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anem0ne.net
the world has lost the better classes of its ADHD students

the clarity that comes with knowing a deadline mere hours away speeding towards you like high beams on a narrow two lane shines brighter than all the forests an ai burns to churn out sloppy secondhand writing
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
thejenlife.bsky.social
Did people write papers before the night before they were due??!?!
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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jamellebouie.net
we charge our hyundai ioniq 5 around once every two to three weeks at a muncipal charger and i’d say it runs about $9 for 250 miles of range.
How Much It Costs to Drive an E.V. and a Gas Car in Every State
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thejenlife.bsky.social
The fact that I literally just booked flights on Qantas…
thejenlife.bsky.social
That’s her spot now
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sshollaaa.bsky.social
I took too long to get into bed so she stole my spot 😂
thejenlife.bsky.social
I have now convinced four people to enter the lottery for the Sydney marathon. I should be in sales.
thejenlife.bsky.social
I really shouldn’t be complaining. I have it pretty good.
thejenlife.bsky.social
Going on vacation is great and all but coming back to an avalanche of work and then some bc 👽 decided to be out of office the day I came back is lovely
thejenlife.bsky.social
The progress in the treatment/prevention of HIV/AIDS in my lifetime is astonishing
sailorrooscout.bsky.social
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a powerful antibody, known as 04_A06, that is able to neutralize 98.5% of MORE THAN 300 different HIV strains AND permanently reduce HIV viral load to undetectable levels, making it one of the broadest-acting antibodies against HIV identified to date.
thejenlife.bsky.social
What did/do people do with their Harry Potter tattoos?
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adamcsharp.bsky.social
As today is World Octopus Day I’ll again mention that a Spanish equivalent to “like a fish out of water” is como un pulpo en un garaje. It means “like an octopus in a garage.”
thejenlife.bsky.social
I keep getting random wiffs of cinnamon sugar in my house and it is making me crave cinnamon rolls
thejenlife.bsky.social
I am made for a life of whimsy and emus
thejenlife.bsky.social
There’s flag football sign ups going on right now and my friend wants me to do it with her. I am intrigued.

Am I doing too many sports/activities? This would be on top of the regular running and volleyball (and weekend pole).
thejenlife.bsky.social
This weekend made me realize that I am not meant to live a life of emails
thejenlife.bsky.social
I just want to be a beach bum in bondi beach and run a dog rescue, bake banana bread, and play my handpan
thejenlife.bsky.social
Why are handpans like $1,500-$3,000? I thought it was a cool, hippie instrument that doubled as found art.
thejenlife.bsky.social
Patrick should’ve worked on his internalized racism / identity issues before he went on Love is Blind. This is painful to watch.
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aerialeverything.cryptoanarchy.network
Ray-Ban Metas & Sora: the stalker's technological dream suite.
UNIVERSITY OF | Office of
SAN FRANCISCO
Public Safety
Crime Safety
Advisory:
Suspicious Occurrence
Reported
Dear USF Community,
We want to make you aware of recent reports of a suspicious occurrence on and around campus.
Multiple community members have reported contact from an individual, described as male and wearing Ray-Ban Meta sunglasses, who has approached women with unwanted comments and inappropriate dating questions. Reports indicate that this individual may be attempting to post these interactions online under the account name "pickuplines.pov" on TikTok, Instagram, and possibly other social media platforms.
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blaw.bsky.social
showing up to grandpa's will reading like