sarcasticus.bsky.social
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Going from Alabama to the PNW, I traded in thunderstorms and tornadoes for "fire season," which I didn't even know was a thing.
January 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
As a teacher, I was about to reply with some snark but saw ya'll got this handled.
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Love smack
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Thank you!
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
How far back is historical DVOA?
December 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Reminds me of the George Carlin bit on wearing hats backwards
December 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Says Theo (the last of Hans Gruber's group)
December 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My neighborhood is waking up to the smell of brisket as it sits at hour 11
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I also love his line in my other favorite Christmas movie.
a man in a suit and tie says we 're gonna need some more fbi guys i guess .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says we 're gonna need some more fbi guys i guess .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I was worried the Ms would take a shot.

1. They don't need another all or nothing bat in the lineup.

2. Reports are his defense is not great.

3. Emerson / Ben Williamson
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"What is the hardest task in the world? To think" - Emerson

That explains why so many are so quick to have others do it for them.
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Yep, all the people right behind the uprights. I suppose you could include everyone else if you'd like. I didn't see a camera angle of them. You must have better cast than I do.
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The crowd told you it was a miss. When's the last time you saw a field goal at home when the crowd doesn't all give the field goal symbol on a make. They pretty much all just groaned and kept their hands down.
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Tyrone Prothro like
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Yeah, Anthony Bradford
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
That is not a surprise with such poor technique. Who taught him to try to catch a ball like that? He had one hand up and one hand down. Get those hands together.
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM