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New: In 2023, John Schneider used two 1st-round picks for the first time in over a decade. He drafted Devon Witherspoon and JSN.
They’ve become exactly what Seattle needed: Elite talents who can help take the #Seahawks on a deep playoff run. www.nytimes.com/athletic/691...
They’ve become exactly what Seattle needed: Elite talents who can help take the #Seahawks on a deep playoff run. www.nytimes.com/athletic/691...
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
New: In 2023, John Schneider used two 1st-round picks for the first time in over a decade. He drafted Devon Witherspoon and JSN.
They’ve become exactly what Seattle needed: Elite talents who can help take the #Seahawks on a deep playoff run. www.nytimes.com/athletic/691...
They’ve become exactly what Seattle needed: Elite talents who can help take the #Seahawks on a deep playoff run. www.nytimes.com/athletic/691...
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December 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
🚨 "The Justice Department redacted the names and identifiers of victims. Fox News Digital has learned that the same redaction standards were applied to politically exposed individuals and government officials. "
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
Epstein files explode open as DOJ details discovery of powerful figures and more than 1,200 victims
EXCLUSIVE: More than a dozen people and government officials' names appear in the hundreds of thousands of pages of Jeffrey Epstein files made public Friday, sources said.
www.foxnews.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
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For nearly 50 minutes, the #Seahawks looked dead in the water, trailing by 16 with the offense floundering under the lights.
But a special teams touchdown and Sam Darnold’s resiliency ignited an improbable comeback for the ages at Lumen Field:
https://ow.ly/WNqE50XLU2n
But a special teams touchdown and Sam Darnold’s resiliency ignited an improbable comeback for the ages at Lumen Field:
https://ow.ly/WNqE50XLU2n
Rapid Reaction: Seahawks Pull Off Comeback, Stun Rams 38-37 in Overtime — Emerald City Spectrum
For nearly 50 minutes, the Seahawks looked dead in the water, trailing by 16 with the offense floundering under the lights. But a special teams touchdown and Sam Darnold’s resiliency ignited an improbable comeback to vault into first place in the NFC West.
ow.ly
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
For nearly 50 minutes, the #Seahawks looked dead in the water, trailing by 16 with the offense floundering under the lights.
But a special teams touchdown and Sam Darnold’s resiliency ignited an improbable comeback for the ages at Lumen Field:
https://ow.ly/WNqE50XLU2n
But a special teams touchdown and Sam Darnold’s resiliency ignited an improbable comeback for the ages at Lumen Field:
https://ow.ly/WNqE50XLU2n
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2026 ZiPS Projections: Seattle Mariners blogs.fangraphs.com/2026-zips-pr...
2026 ZiPS Projections: Seattle Mariners
There’s a high probability the Mariners enter 2026 with the most projected wins in the American League, at least according to ZiPS.
blogs.fangraphs.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
2026 ZiPS Projections: Seattle Mariners blogs.fangraphs.com/2026-zips-pr...
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maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
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What’s new in Midnight? 🌑
Marcelian & Flame are here to break it down with a look at what’s coming in 12.0.
Watch now: blizz.ly/4alf4TJ
Marcelian & Flame are here to break it down with a look at what’s coming in 12.0.
Watch now: blizz.ly/4alf4TJ
December 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What’s new in Midnight? 🌑
Marcelian & Flame are here to break it down with a look at what’s coming in 12.0.
Watch now: blizz.ly/4alf4TJ
Marcelian & Flame are here to break it down with a look at what’s coming in 12.0.
Watch now: blizz.ly/4alf4TJ
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This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
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December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Folks! We did it! The Onion has 60,000 subscribers!
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Folks! We did it! The Onion has 60,000 subscribers!
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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BREAKING NEWS: We've secured a $700 million Google settlement - and have information for consumers on payout.
If you made payments through the Google Play Store or Google Play Billing between August 2016 and September 2023, you could get money from this settlement.
If you made payments through the Google Play Store or Google Play Billing between August 2016 and September 2023, you could get money from this settlement.
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
BREAKING NEWS: We've secured a $700 million Google settlement - and have information for consumers on payout.
If you made payments through the Google Play Store or Google Play Billing between August 2016 and September 2023, you could get money from this settlement.
If you made payments through the Google Play Store or Google Play Billing between August 2016 and September 2023, you could get money from this settlement.
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I had a chance to speak to a number of Seahawks players in the locker room after the game, including:
Tariq Woolen
AJ Barner
Ty Okada
Drake Thomas
Velus Jones Jr.
www.patreon.com/posts/postga...
Tariq Woolen
AJ Barner
Ty Okada
Drake Thomas
Velus Jones Jr.
www.patreon.com/posts/postga...
POSTGAME LOCKER ROOM: Tariq, AJ, Drake & More! | Hawk Blogger
Get more from Hawk Blogger on Patreon
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December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I had a chance to speak to a number of Seahawks players in the locker room after the game, including:
Tariq Woolen
AJ Barner
Ty Okada
Drake Thomas
Velus Jones Jr.
www.patreon.com/posts/postga...
Tariq Woolen
AJ Barner
Ty Okada
Drake Thomas
Velus Jones Jr.
www.patreon.com/posts/postga...
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Programming note: Recording a new #SeahawksMan2Man podcast tonight, dropping Monday. Got questions? Hit us here (DMs are open as well) or leave a voicemail at (206) 705-3821. We’ll answer everything on the show.
Thanks for the luv.
@ckidd206.bsky.social
Thanks for the luv.
@ckidd206.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Programming note: Recording a new #SeahawksMan2Man podcast tonight, dropping Monday. Got questions? Hit us here (DMs are open as well) or leave a voicemail at (206) 705-3821. We’ll answer everything on the show.
Thanks for the luv.
@ckidd206.bsky.social
Thanks for the luv.
@ckidd206.bsky.social
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Did Washington's suboptimal infield defense help inflate Jose A. Ferrer's conventional stats?
I believe the answer is yes.
#Mariners
www.mariners-consigliere.com/p/mariners-b...
I believe the answer is yes.
#Mariners
www.mariners-consigliere.com/p/mariners-b...
Mariners boldly bolster the bullpen
The cost was a prospect, who was a fan favorite. But acquiring Jose A. Ferrer is value added for a club with World Series aspirations.
www.mariners-consigliere.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Did Washington's suboptimal infield defense help inflate Jose A. Ferrer's conventional stats?
I believe the answer is yes.
#Mariners
www.mariners-consigliere.com/p/mariners-b...
I believe the answer is yes.
#Mariners
www.mariners-consigliere.com/p/mariners-b...
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The #Mariners have acquired left-handed reliever Jose Ferrer from the Nationals in exchange for catching prospect Harry Ford and minor league pitcher Isaac Lyon.
Ferrer excelled against lefty bats in 2025 and has elite underlying numbers.
Updated story: sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Ferrer excelled against lefty bats in 2025 and has elite underlying numbers.
Updated story: sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Seattle Mariners trade Harry Ford to Nationals for reliver
The Seattle Mariners are reportedly trading catching prospect Harry Ford and pitching prospect Isaac Lyon to the Nationals in exchange for reliever Jose Ferrer.
sports.mynorthwest.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The #Mariners have acquired left-handed reliever Jose Ferrer from the Nationals in exchange for catching prospect Harry Ford and minor league pitcher Isaac Lyon.
Ferrer excelled against lefty bats in 2025 and has elite underlying numbers.
Updated story: sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Ferrer excelled against lefty bats in 2025 and has elite underlying numbers.
Updated story: sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
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Week 14 NFL Composite Power Ratings!
Sources:
@espn.com (FPI)
@greerreNFL (nfelo)
@inpredict.bsky.social (Inpredictable)
@KevinCole___ (Unexpected Points)
@ftnfantasy.com/@aaronschatz.com (DVOA)
@profootballfocus.bsky.social (PFF)
@PoolGenius (Pool Genius)
Sources:
@espn.com (FPI)
@greerreNFL (nfelo)
@inpredict.bsky.social (Inpredictable)
@KevinCole___ (Unexpected Points)
@ftnfantasy.com/@aaronschatz.com (DVOA)
@profootballfocus.bsky.social (PFF)
@PoolGenius (Pool Genius)
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Week 14 NFL Composite Power Ratings!
Sources:
@espn.com (FPI)
@greerreNFL (nfelo)
@inpredict.bsky.social (Inpredictable)
@KevinCole___ (Unexpected Points)
@ftnfantasy.com/@aaronschatz.com (DVOA)
@profootballfocus.bsky.social (PFF)
@PoolGenius (Pool Genius)
Sources:
@espn.com (FPI)
@greerreNFL (nfelo)
@inpredict.bsky.social (Inpredictable)
@KevinCole___ (Unexpected Points)
@ftnfantasy.com/@aaronschatz.com (DVOA)
@profootballfocus.bsky.social (PFF)
@PoolGenius (Pool Genius)
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Playing the role of linebacker whisperer, Mike Macdonald’s most impressive coaching job lies the middle of the #Seahawks’ vaunted defense with long flowing hair and relentless, frenetic energy as an unexpected star.
Story:
emeraldcityspectrum.com/home/undraft...
Story:
emeraldcityspectrum.com/home/undraft...
From Undrafted to Unstoppable, Seahawks’ Drake Thomas Isn’t Simply Feel Good Story Anymore — Emerald City Spectrum
Viewed as a linebacker whisperer coming over from Baltimore, Mike Macdonald’s most impressive coaching job lies the middle of the Seahawks’ vaunted defense with long flowing hair and infectious energy...
emeraldcityspectrum.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Playing the role of linebacker whisperer, Mike Macdonald’s most impressive coaching job lies the middle of the #Seahawks’ vaunted defense with long flowing hair and relentless, frenetic energy as an unexpected star.
Story:
emeraldcityspectrum.com/home/undraft...
Story:
emeraldcityspectrum.com/home/undraft...
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Since it's another NFL Sunday on Bluesky the sports app, I thought I'd share this excellent football starter pack created by @minakimes.bsky.social: go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Since it's another NFL Sunday on Bluesky the sports app, I thought I'd share this excellent football starter pack created by @minakimes.bsky.social: go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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This week's Coaching Carousel Notebook:
- The latest with Lane Kiffin
- What I'm hearing on almost every other search, from Auburn to UAB
- Buyout fatigue?
- Incentives galore
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
- The latest with Lane Kiffin
- What I'm hearing on almost every other search, from Auburn to UAB
- Buyout fatigue?
- Incentives galore
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Dominoes after Lane Kiffin, search intel and the latest in college football’s coaching carousel
We’re days away from the regular season ending and coaches officially taking new jobs, including Lane Kiffin … right?
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This week's Coaching Carousel Notebook:
- The latest with Lane Kiffin
- What I'm hearing on almost every other search, from Auburn to UAB
- Buyout fatigue?
- Incentives galore
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
- The latest with Lane Kiffin
- What I'm hearing on almost every other search, from Auburn to UAB
- Buyout fatigue?
- Incentives galore
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...