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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️

@sordideuphemism.bsky.social

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She/Her. Panromantic, Demi-Ace. Trans Woman. Pro-self-id, pro-harm-reduction, sex positive, anti-ai, anti-fash. Be grumpy if you must, but be kind always. Good advice. Terrible jokes. Certified 112% Huggable. Also cute & fluffy. Yes, I'm flirting.

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · Feb 6

Hullo there.
I go by the name 'Sordid Euphemism' in lots of places, and eventually settled on the moniker 'Internet Dad' after some conversations on the now overrun birbsite.
Prior names include Robin Goodfellow, Syuni D'zpecyzczn, Twilight Snarkle, and many, many others.

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 3h

Mr. Cream would like you to know you are loved and that nausea sucks. I agree with Mr. Cream.

Mr. Cream, a pale orange male cat, snuggles his second-favorite human (the ingrate), resting his paws on her shoulder. The human is white, has dark hair, glasses, and closed eyes. The background is comprised of a partial view of the Progress flag and the Irish flag.

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 3h

This is what fanfic is for.

Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 8h

after watching a movie the tv should give us achievements for stuff like:
-all endings reached
-all characters unlocked
-all dialog options explored
-all collectibles/weapons/outfits found

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10h

hell yeah

Cover of the classic children's book Frog And Toad Are Friends.

Drawing of Toad, a brown toad, sitting on a bench, dressed in a green jacket and slacks. He is reading a book to his friend Frog, a green frog dressed in a brown jacket and slacks. They are surrounded by green plants and mushrooms. There is a silver Caldecott Medal in the corner.

Text has been altered from original. It reads
Fiftieth Anniversary
Frog and Toad Are Antifa
by Arnold Lobel

Commemorative Edition

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 10h

In the long run it's just another impossible body standard. ^_^

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 10h

I cannot spend $85 on a doll. I cannot spend $85 on a doll. I cannot spend $85 on a doll. I cannot spend $85 on a doll. I cannot spend $85 on a doll. I cannot spend $85 on a doll. I cannot spend $85 on a doll. I cannot spend $85 on a doll. I cannot spend $85 on a doll. I cannot spend $85...

Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 14h

Ah, here we are. Looks like it'll release while I'm in the UK, at about 5pm local time on Thursday if I did the math right?

Gonna be tempted, ngl

creations.mattel.com/products/mon...

Monster High Skullector Alien Doll

No one can hear you scream in space, especially when the alien hunting you slays this hard.

creations.mattel.com

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 17h

WHAT THE WHAT-WHAT THE WHAT?

LindsAI ➡️ Penti-con @neomeruru.bsky.social · 17h

This went live as I was heading into our writers room and I put everyone on hold so I could be the first pledge and immediately put these over their funding goal. 💛 #IWATEX #Exocolonist

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist Plush Dolls [Unofficial]

A fanmerch project dedicated to bringing your favorite IWATEX characters to life.

www.backerkit.com

Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 19h

If forced to fight your way to freedom wielding only a makeshift maul fashioned from a mop handle and a videosgame console, which console would you choose?

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🌸 Mariel @mariel.bsky.social · 1d

TL cleanse

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 1d

As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.

Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica

youtu.be

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 1d

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

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Tade Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 1d

It's important to focus on who won, not who did not.

Nobel peace prize 2025 live: María Corina Machado wins for work promoting democratic rights in Venezuela

US president had been conducting campaign to influence prize committee

www.theguardian.com

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 1d

Goodnight, all. Love you. Be good to each other, and to yourselves.

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Denice (Dee), the Red Witch @deetheredwitch.bsky.social · 8d

Heya, Łink, and everyone else. Just an artist and writer trying desperately to make rent at this point with about 1350 left to go. I'll gladly take donations here: paypal.me/tormentedart...

If folks want to get awesome stuff in return, all my work can get found here: tormentedartifacts.com

Get your very own PayPal.Me link

Post it. Text it. Tag it. Share it. Shout it. And let your friends pay you back in a tap or two. Grab your PayPal.Me link today.

paypal.me

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 2d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Denice (Dee), the Red Witch @deetheredwitch.bsky.social · 2d

And sadly, still a thing, just now I'm racking up late fees too.

Denice (Dee), the Red Witch @deetheredwitch.bsky.social · 8d

Get your very own PayPal.Me link

Post it. Text it. Tag it. Share it. Shout it. And let your friends pay you back in a tap or two. Grab your PayPal.Me link today.

paypal.me

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 2d

*hugs*

Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 2d

It's got its downsides, usually when roots are forgotten, the wealthy are coddled, or outsiders are catered to. But social media and the outlets it gave me made raising five great kids in this agonizing, alienating hellhole *possible*.
Without it, I'd have walked into the ocean long before now.

Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 2d

Yes. Fuck yes. It kept me alive, back when dialup was king. It kept me connected to loved ones. Taught things media never mentioned. Found family and friends and lovers and bitter enemies. It humbled me. Vaulted me to new heights. Showed where I'd been, what was possible. And it helped me find Andi.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 3d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 2d

I haven't engaged with twitter in some time, so I can't say. I'm this close to going back to usenet / alt.x.y.z.

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 3d

*tappita* Is it... legal... to marry... a half-sharkalligator-half-man... in the US *enter key*

filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · Aug 25

do you think the goatse guy expected his picture to be viewed over one billion times or was that more of a stretch goal

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 3d

patrick star is surrounded by pink hearts and says trendizisst

Alt: Patrick Star stares in admiration, while kicking his heels. Pink hearts pulse around him.

media.tenor.com

Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 3d

*sighs, noticing another vanishing set of accounts*
Hope they're doing well. Wish I knew another way to reach them.

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 3d

But how much, exactly?
Maybe she can have little a science, as a treat.

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 20d

can we take a second to enjoy non-sexual dominance? having someone choose for you? placing a hand on your back? pulling you closer in crowded areas? fixing your hair when you didn't know it was messy? holding your hand to guide you through crowds? telling you when you should eat/go to bed? god tier

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 3d

For SCIENCE!

Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 3d

She knows what she did.
The Wood remembers.