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Quantum Hamologist
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Ugh. AuDHD. Pro-human. Trans rights are human rights.
The video for Dirty Vegas' "Days Go By" remains one of the greatest love stories of all time.
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
When I was a kid I was told quite confidently by both Republicans and Democrats that music from folks like Twisted Sister and Notorious B.I.G. were literally existential threats to western civilization.

Maybe all of these people were full of shit. And still are. Maybe.
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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I like the "is gay sex satisfying?" like, just curious, asking for a friend, bro haha unless
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Jason Lee Van Dyke was once a leader of the Proud Boys, has posted racist threats online, and sports a white nationalist tattoo.

Now he’s running for public office as a Republican.

thebarbedwire.com/2025/12/02/j...
He’s an Unapologetic Fascist Who ‘Despises’ Democracy. He Still Wants You to Vote for Him.
He was once leader of the Proud Boys, has posted racist threats online, and sports a white nationalist tattoo.
thebarbedwire.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Homestar/TMBG collabo shirt. TMBGshop. It’s dot com!
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Hey all,

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You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Gonna monetize making sure no one forgets they said this
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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my book drops 1/26 @akpress.org , help me outsell Nuzzi. www.akpress.org/against-the-...
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm going to redacted the WaPo
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is really, really good. Like, "polish it and put it on @dropout.tv" good.
ADHD hyper fixation is a wild thing.

Sometimes it means reorganizing your books until 4am, sometimes it means spending a year of your life becoming the world's foremost expert on the turkey in a Christmas Carol.

Watch the Catieosaurus Holiday Special, live now. 🦃
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMW0...
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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ADHD hyper fixation is a wild thing.

Sometimes it means reorganizing your books until 4am, sometimes it means spending a year of your life becoming the world's foremost expert on the turkey in a Christmas Carol.

Watch the Catieosaurus Holiday Special, live now. 🦃
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMW0...
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.

"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.

"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
For fuck's sake.
Maximum Maxwell: After Epstein Files DC Bill, DOJ Asked to Release Videos and Cloud Discovery - Now Ghislaine Maxwell Says Unsealing Would Be Unfair to Her Pro Se Habeas Petition and Desired New Trial - Inner City Press story: innercitypress.com/maximummaxwe...
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is like if Subaru stopped making cars for the consumer market because Sam Altman will pay twice as much for luxury chassis that will subsequently be catapulted into a ravine.
Micron Announces Exit from Crucial Consumer Business investors.micron.com/news-release...
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What's worse, ghosts in your version control, or riddles in the version control?

Devops: You made a commit this morning that can't be read."
Me: I haven't interacted with git all day...
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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CALLOUT: I am looking to interview individuals who have sought health care at crisis pregnancy centers, whether intentionally or unintentionally, and want to talk about their experience. The center can be located anywhere. If you or someone you know might be interested, please email or send me a DM.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Statehood for D.C. is an ethical obligation at this point, required to protect the rights of our residents to govern ourselves against such out-of-state troops being sent to patrol our city.
NEW: Republican-led states, in a new filing at the D.C. Circuit, say D.C. residents are irrelevant, D.C. belongs to everyone else. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The filing is led by the South Carolina and West Virginia attorneys general. Both states sent troops to DC.
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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There are 75,977 people born in Somalia who are now citizens of the United States, including those specific people.

He is talking about US citizens. He is talking about *us*.

The truth is that none of us are garbage, and the job of the US president is to represent all of us.

We, the people.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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btw, every "reasonable" person who's own posting stuff like "well, the prompt was unclear," or "she actually kind of did the assignment OK so maybe the TA overreacted"--you are also part of the problem! You're laundering the deliberate targeting of a TA and a blatant abrogation of academic freedom!
This thread is 💯. Labor precarity in academia means the evisceration of faculty governance and academic freedom, opening the door to administrative purges of the most vulnerable. And faculty-esp tenured faculty and academic leaders-who aren't defending their trans colleagues are enabling it.
So yeah, this is fundamentally about trans people and that cannot be elided, but the ways in which junior faculty are targeted and disposed of, while academic jobs are increasingly precarized, and political grandstanders seek to influence academic governance are fucking terrifying for everyone.
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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This has been one of the main references used in regulatory findings about Roundup for 25 years.

The EPA (which recently went through multiple rounds of cuts to scientific staff) has to release its updated decision on the safety of glyphosate sometime next year.
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Probably the best thing I ever posted on that other site, wish I could permanently transplant it to my timeline here.
November 9, 2024 at 9:33 PM
This is a big deal
The retraction basically says the authors relied on unpublished Monsanto studies to make key claims, that the authors weren’t independent, that Monsanto likely co-wrote the paper, and the authors received undisclosed financial compensation.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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imagine getting a bad grade on an assignment in college and telling on your professor to your mom
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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FYI as you head into the holiday season:

Shopify is a Canadian company, but its CEO Tobi Lütke is Maple MAGA in both words & monetary support (under the guise of “free speech” & “open commerce”).
Really beginning to hate Shopify, they are doing a lot to make shopping shittier lately
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM