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sarctastic.bsky.social
@sarctastic.bsky.social
First and foremost a hater
I'm making my husband finish Heated Rivalry but also pausing to give him the k.letstalk media analysis every few minutes
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Okay my husband's company is based outside of Venice and I need him to visit the main office asap so I can tag along
Also this show makes me want to go back to Paris so bad 😭
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I have my thoughts about Marcello but he is very hot
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I'm catching up on Emily in Paris and the second half of this season has me cackling
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I have always loved when the ducks lose so I am rooting for that
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
A possibly unique experience: heard a commotion and my cat was playing with the Tortilla napkin I unintentionally brought back from Strasbourg a couple months ago
January 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
5 minutes over our time in therapy I brought up that I didn't get a real haircut (as in, not a trim) until I was 9 because my mom wouldn't let me and my therapist was like "okay this is something we need to talk about more next time because WHAT" 💀💀💀
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I told my husband when they kidnapped Maduro that someone pitched this to Trump as "they gave her the Nobel bc she's helping Venezuela, you know how you could REALLY help Venezuela?" and I have certainly not been proven wrong
January 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
My husband had to fill prescriptions and he was unable to make an account to see if it was ready so we just went in and the person was like "yeah we haven't even looked at that yet" and when I told her he wasn't in the system to make an account she said "yeah that never works" 🙃
January 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
My husband made a joke about the movie Remember Me during a presentation but no one had heard of it so he had to explain it but he also has not seen it 💀
January 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Forgot that I needed to pick up my prescription on the way home so I didn't pee first and I have many regrets
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Someone approved us doing an entry that we have since received multiple emails/calls telling us it was done wrong but YOU LOOKED AT IT AHEAD OF TIME AND SAID IT WAS FINE
January 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
My husband brought up something related to an unpleasant situation last night and said "I didn't know if I should bring it up right now in case you hadn't thought about it" and I was like "oh there is not a contingency plan I haven't thought about! No matter how unlikely the situation!"
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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JD Vance supports murdering American citizens. He's made that perfectly clear today. If he's willing to defend the murder of Renee Good, he would defend your murder, too.
JD Vance accuses the slain Renee Good of perpetrating "an attack on federal law enforcement, an attack on law and order, and attack on the American people"

"That woman was there to interfere with a legitimate law enforcement operation," he adds, repeatedly referring to her as "that woman"
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Learned before my husband's dermatologist appointment this morning that he went back to using salicylic acid cleanser over his eczema 💀 he was like "I'm not scrubbing it or anything!"
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Really feeling like the thing that would fix me is not having to work ever again
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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ICE murdered an innocent person in public. there are multiple videos showing this. you have to imagine that whatever happens next changes everything forever. we either stop this now or it gets much, much worse.
January 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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"Secret police" is often misunderstood to mean a force that operates covertly, with all their operations secret.

But a secret police force's actions are often public. The secret part is hiding their identities, because they're breaking laws to hurt politically disfavored people, and fear reprisals.
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I picked a psychologist for my autism assessment based on who takes my insurance, but the other person I was considering wanted a family member to fill out a questionnaire and as I told my husband, there are 2 types of people in my immediate family: autistic people and men.
January 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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Democratic leadership doesn't understand that people being disappeared from the kitchen table IS the kitchen table issue.
Dem leadership really looks at everything happening all around them and thinks "kitchen table issues" is where it's at. 🙄
January 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
My husband has a dr appointment tomorrow and was like "what is this in my chart and do I actually have it?" It was vasovagal syncope and it is almost certainly there bc he has to be very careful when he gets blood drawn or he will faint
January 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
People are mad at me or I'd ask if we really have to go in to the office tomorrow since we're still closing
January 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM