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sarctastic.bsky.social
@sarctastic.bsky.social
First and foremost a hater
Husband forwarded me an email with the dress code for his work trip and that is fine except he received it 3 WEEKS AGO and he leaves THIS WEEKEND
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Apparently my husband accidentally Started Discourse at work because someone referred to me by his last name and he corrected them 💀
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Had to sign for packages today and Friday and I am in exactly the same wfh outfit but with significantly more stains on my sweatpants today
January 26, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Finally found my first Heated Rivalry edit to Buckle (by Florence) which I have been waiting for since I heard the song!
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Jack Aitken PLEASE I cannot handle this stress
January 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
(the context is he is sharing a racecar with one)
How much do we think Logan Sargeant knows about the Habsburgs? I am assuming not much.
January 25, 2026 at 3:38 AM
How much do we think Logan Sargeant knows about the Habsburgs? I am assuming not much.
January 25, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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"Well what do you want Democrats to do?"

Well for starters, not this!
NEW: In his literal final hours in office today, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy vetoed two bills meant to protect immigrants in New Jersey from ICE.

Immigrants' rights advocates in the state are now expressed anger. Here's what we know:

boltsmag.org/new-jersey-g...
On His Way Out, New Jersey Governor Vetoes Legislation to Bar Local Assistance to ICE - Bolts
On his last day in office, outgoing New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy on Tuesday vetoed legislation that would have restricted local and state law enforcement from cooperating with federal immigration.....
boltsmag.org
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Why would you believe people who tell you that the US can't shut down institutions at the drop of a hat when you are currently witnessing this administration do it in real time?
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Minneapolis Police Chief O'Hara: "The video speaks for itself. We have identified this person - 37-year-old, white male, resident of the city. The only interaction that we are aware of with law enforcement has been for traffic tickets and we believe he is a lawfully gun owner with a permit to carry"
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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ICE just executed another person in cold blood in Minneapolis. They won’t stop murdering people until we make them.

The Senate should block DHS funding this week — we need to stop this brutality and undeniable lawlessness.
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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DOJ lies.
DHS lies.
ICE lies.

That has been established. Do not repeat their claims as fact. Their claims are arguments or, often, misleading propaganda — when not outright lies.

They are seeking to make a case for their lawlessness (and to please Trump), not seeking to inform.
January 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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The federal government’s official story—which is of course likely a lie—is that DHS killed a guy for simply having a gun.

This is the gun rights lobby’s nightmare scenario, and they likely won’t utter a mumbling word of opposition.
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
It is maybe a little cold to be eating outside. The heaters are not keeping up.
January 24, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Yes everything is horrific but have you considered that there will be 24 straight hours of racecar to watch starting tomorrow morning? Enough reason to make it to Sunday at least!
January 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Tired: finding new errors I made in a closed period
Wired: they offset some of the previous errors I had found
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
There are some houses I like a bit closer to the city, but going 5-10 miles to the east basically doubles the property taxes 🙃
January 22, 2026 at 9:36 PM
When will FedEx start updating the expected delivery date prior to the end of the day they told me my package would be delivered by
January 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Oh no, something else to bring up in therapy tomorrow
An autistic woman is reportedly unable to choose between letting people walk all over her, resulting in self-loathing, or being so assertive that everyone gets mad at her, resulting in self-loathing. 

Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/126621...
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
So he's... going to sink the economy and let the poor die because the people in charge didn't want to spend the money to provide them with a safety net?

It's a pretty good metaphor, actually!
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
UK auditors asked how the "Trump and tariff stuff" was affecting the business lol
January 22, 2026 at 6:01 PM