Sardonicious
@sardonicious.bsky.social
Worst death imaginable for an Italian: “contaminated guacamole”
August 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Worst death imaginable for an Italian: “contaminated guacamole”
Your “low-risk” stock portfolio: worthless after multi-day market crash
Crypto investors: “Fartcoin is the ultimate diversifier”
Crypto investors: “Fartcoin is the ultimate diversifier”
April 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Your “low-risk” stock portfolio: worthless after multi-day market crash
Crypto investors: “Fartcoin is the ultimate diversifier”
Crypto investors: “Fartcoin is the ultimate diversifier”
Not satisfied until Musk’s net worth goes negative!
March 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Not satisfied until Musk’s net worth goes negative!
March 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Not so many Muslims in Cape Verde
March 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Not so many Muslims in Cape Verde
Now that the “crypto President” has finally taken office and the SEC has stopped suing legitimate crypto enterprises, is it finally time for all coins to go to zero?
$SOL falling worse than Millei’s approval rating…
$SOL falling worse than Millei’s approval rating…
February 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Now that the “crypto President” has finally taken office and the SEC has stopped suing legitimate crypto enterprises, is it finally time for all coins to go to zero?
$SOL falling worse than Millei’s approval rating…
$SOL falling worse than Millei’s approval rating…
It’s like if North and South Korea were laid out atop each other… we are not the same
February 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s like if North and South Korea were laid out atop each other… we are not the same
Who did Seal borrow money from to let them turn himself into this 🤦🏼♂️
February 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Who did Seal borrow money from to let them turn himself into this 🤦🏼♂️
Racism and prejudice are not superstition! Superstition is believing in ghosts or astrology or lucky numbers, not “the _____ are inferior and responsible for the evils of society”
February 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Racism and prejudice are not superstition! Superstition is believing in ghosts or astrology or lucky numbers, not “the _____ are inferior and responsible for the evils of society”
If President Bush I were more empathetic, he’d have realized that the most plausible explanation for Saddam Hussein invading Kuwait in 1991 was that he had just watched Star Wars, looked at a map, and realized Kuwait’s border looks exactly like Darth Vader’s helmet!
February 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If President Bush I were more empathetic, he’d have realized that the most plausible explanation for Saddam Hussein invading Kuwait in 1991 was that he had just watched Star Wars, looked at a map, and realized Kuwait’s border looks exactly like Darth Vader’s helmet!
Ladies and gentlemen, your Crypto President:
$ATOM $AVAX $BTC $ETH $GLMR $GRASS $GRT $INJ
#Trump #TrumpDump
$ATOM $AVAX $BTC $ETH $GLMR $GRASS $GRT $INJ
#Trump #TrumpDump
February 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, your Crypto President:
$ATOM $AVAX $BTC $ETH $GLMR $GRASS $GRT $INJ
#Trump #TrumpDump
$ATOM $AVAX $BTC $ETH $GLMR $GRASS $GRT $INJ
#Trump #TrumpDump
Best part of the Dan Snyder ownership debacle is the capital of the United States of America now has a team nicknamed the ‘Commies’
January 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Best part of the Dan Snyder ownership debacle is the capital of the United States of America now has a team nicknamed the ‘Commies’
After over a year hibernating inside a zinc oxide cocoon, the Geishaboarder has completed his dramatic metamorphosis into:
January 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
After over a year hibernating inside a zinc oxide cocoon, the Geishaboarder has completed his dramatic metamorphosis into:
Which unforgivable design decisions should damn the perpetrators to the fires of hell for all eternity?
1. In Windows 11, ‘Refresh’ is hidden, requiring users to click ‘Show more options’ before the option to refresh appears
1. In Windows 11, ‘Refresh’ is hidden, requiring users to click ‘Show more options’ before the option to refresh appears
January 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Which unforgivable design decisions should damn the perpetrators to the fires of hell for all eternity?
1. In Windows 11, ‘Refresh’ is hidden, requiring users to click ‘Show more options’ before the option to refresh appears
1. In Windows 11, ‘Refresh’ is hidden, requiring users to click ‘Show more options’ before the option to refresh appears
If users can now say these things about minority groups, then it’s only fair that they are also permitted say them about Zuck’s (grown adult) family members, e.g. his wife Priscilla Chan, or his mom:
January 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If users can now say these things about minority groups, then it’s only fair that they are also permitted say them about Zuck’s (grown adult) family members, e.g. his wife Priscilla Chan, or his mom:
Canada responds to Trump by redefining ‘ISIS’ to mean:
Ice State of Inuvik & Surrey
Ice State of Inuvik & Surrey
January 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Canada responds to Trump by redefining ‘ISIS’ to mean:
Ice State of Inuvik & Surrey
Ice State of Inuvik & Surrey
Why is Justin Trudeau stepping down? Wrong answers only
January 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why is Justin Trudeau stepping down? Wrong answers only
Jeju Air flights with this same aircraft landing at Muan Airport the day before (Dec 28) have Flightradar24 data. Why not this flight?
Do the airlines or the government have the ability to selectively block data sharing? #7C2216
Do the airlines or the government have the ability to selectively block data sharing? #7C2216
December 29, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Jeju Air flights with this same aircraft landing at Muan Airport the day before (Dec 28) have Flightradar24 data. Why not this flight?
Do the airlines or the government have the ability to selectively block data sharing? #7C2216
Do the airlines or the government have the ability to selectively block data sharing? #7C2216
They had budget for land reclamation but not budget to ensure the hill wasn’t going to collapse?
December 19, 2024 at 11:38 AM
They had budget for land reclamation but not budget to ensure the hill wasn’t going to collapse?
Perfect, need statues for our children to drag around the street someday
December 10, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Perfect, need statues for our children to drag around the street someday
Aaaaand just like that, alts all rugging at once #btc_dominance
December 10, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Aaaaand just like that, alts all rugging at once #btc_dominance
Sounds like a job for The Adjuster!
December 9, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Sounds like a job for The Adjuster!
