even though he is a scientologist with an estranged child (or children?) he has still ascended to goat status
May 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
even though he is a scientologist with an estranged child (or children?) he has still ascended to goat status
my coworker born just a year after me did not know about the Odyssey open the schools bruh
April 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
my coworker born just a year after me did not know about the Odyssey open the schools bruh
out of office and honed in on writing jowb and homemaking till monday lfg 😼🐦⬛
February 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
out of office and honed in on writing jowb and homemaking till monday lfg 😼🐦⬛
why does NO place around me have mozzarella sticks!!!
February 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
why does NO place around me have mozzarella sticks!!!
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
its my friday (worked the past five days) so i can transfer the contents of my work bag to my everyday bag
February 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
its my friday (worked the past five days) so i can transfer the contents of my work bag to my everyday bag
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this disgusting new textile is revolutionizing the evil garment scene
January 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
this disgusting new textile is revolutionizing the evil garment scene
reducing my time on tiktok but spending more time on tw*****
January 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
reducing my time on tiktok but spending more time on tw*****
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Don't call it an Everything Omelet if it doesn't have Shards of Glass and a PCI Card and a Human Finger and a Glove Compartment Handle and a Shingle and a Spiral Notebook and a Rake and a Piece of Dog Shit in it !! Those are Part of Everything !!
January 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Don't call it an Everything Omelet if it doesn't have Shards of Glass and a PCI Card and a Human Finger and a Glove Compartment Handle and a Shingle and a Spiral Notebook and a Rake and a Piece of Dog Shit in it !! Those are Part of Everything !!
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made rhe mistake of using a neutral pallete for eyeshadow this morning now im going to work with a breathtaking smoky eye
January 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
made rhe mistake of using a neutral pallete for eyeshadow this morning now im going to work with a breathtaking smoky eye
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there was an insurrection in roku city
January 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
there was an insurrection in roku city
need the trump-musk friendship breakup now👇
January 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
need the trump-musk friendship breakup now👇
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ugh haha The Truth revealed itself to me last night and I’ve been physically trembling under its weight for all of 2025 😂
January 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
ugh haha The Truth revealed itself to me last night and I’ve been physically trembling under its weight for all of 2025 😂
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(citing completely made up statistics) thoughts on this?
January 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
(citing completely made up statistics) thoughts on this?
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They’re coming out with some believable assertions
December 26, 2024 at 2:51 AM
They’re coming out with some believable assertions
oh its like that one episode of blues clues
December 25, 2024 at 7:11 PM
oh its like that one episode of blues clues
great day for nolanheads
December 24, 2024 at 12:00 AM
great day for nolanheads
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Shitfaced 1800s doctor about to amputate my leg: Gnnah bite down on this're Rag (handing me bloody rag) But ya might wannna a Drinjk this here bottleah n l take the edge offa- (tossing me flask)
Me: (grimacing bc i only like seltzers but trying to look cool) It's smooth ,
Me: (grimacing bc i only like seltzers but trying to look cool) It's smooth ,
December 21, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Shitfaced 1800s doctor about to amputate my leg: Gnnah bite down on this're Rag (handing me bloody rag) But ya might wannna a Drinjk this here bottleah n l take the edge offa- (tossing me flask)
Me: (grimacing bc i only like seltzers but trying to look cool) It's smooth ,
Me: (grimacing bc i only like seltzers but trying to look cool) It's smooth ,