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Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · 20d

Half assed, a lair's visage shat, whose stare,
And smarmy lip, and smirk of cold command,
Tell that its tech-bro well those prompts were writ
Which yet survive, stamped on this tacky thing,
Intent that formed them & the greed that fed.

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
MADE IN CHINA

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 21d

A 12-foot golden statue of Donald Trump holding a Bitcoin was unveiled outside the US Capitol

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Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · 22d

Alexei "Red Guardian" Shostokov and Minsk teaming up to do one of Solid Snake's mission:

BOO SAYS YOU ARE NEEDING TO BE QUIET

I AM PUTTING BALLOON ON SKULL FACE MAN

BOO ASKS IF THERE IS GASEOUS SNAKE

GERBIL WOULD LOOK GREAT ON WHEATIES BOX

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · Sep 6

Putting this out there in the hopes that you'll reshare. This fellow here is running to unseat Mike Johnson, and that's a goal we can all get behind

Conrad 4 Congress @conrad4congress.bsky.social · Sep 3

When working people stand together, we can take on the wealthy and powerful! @doitjewett.bsky.social and I are proof of that we’ve spent our lives serving our communities, and now we’re ready to bring that fight to Congress. Lauren Jewett for District 1 and Conrad Cable for District 4!

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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · Aug 15

Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · Aug 15

Today is Friday in California!

Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · Aug 15

A silly song remix I made for @sasg80.bsky.social because my love language is Taking Goofy Ideas Too Far

#TodayIsFridayInCalifornia

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · Aug 15

You're the greatest!

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · Aug 13

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · Jun 25

🎵Save big latinum at Menard's!🎶

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Techpriest @techpriest.bsky.social · Jun 5

"We go live to Fox News"

Fox news banner superimposed on soviet broadcast of Swan Lake

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Stonekettle @stonekettle.bsky.social · Jun 5

It's so bad, Volodymyr Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Trump and Musk, but only if Trump agrees to forfeit all government territory taken by Musk during his invasion of government

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · Jun 5

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · Jun 5

So, who gets to keep Joe Rogan in the divorce?

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Kayla Calkin @kaylacalkin.bsky.social · Jun 5

Musk and Trump are a great example of why men are too emotional to lead.

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · May 29

Look at that smile! 😍

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · Apr 23

Are we sharing our WIPs here? Making a sweater for my kiddo:

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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · Apr 23

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

linkedin post screenshot:

Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

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TDub says TRANS RIGHTS or GTFO @twkreviews.bsky.social · Apr 17

The only Samoan named Joe I will ever acknowledge going forward

a man in a black shirt is kneeling down in a room

Alt: Raymond Law dancing during the ending sequence of Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii

media.tenor.com

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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · Apr 15

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · Apr 4

Relevant:

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender — theonion.com/nation-could...

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...

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J Way💫 @theblackpanther.bsky.social · Mar 30

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · Mar 29

Good Lord, we're being governed by Pakleds.

"We will take your country and add it to our country. We will have all the country pieces! We are strong!"

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · Mar 29

This means I now have negative 4 security clearances

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Mar 28

Adam Kinzinger’s security clearance is revoked every weekend. Deeply bizarre stuff.

Tulsi tweet announcing the revocation of a bunch of security clearances

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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · Mar 28

The World Cup in 2026 should definitely be taken away from the US.
⚽️🏆

America is clearly not safe to travel to.
🇺🇸 ❌

Note that it was a joint US-Canada-Mexico bid that won… so Canada and Mexico have serious leverage here.
🇲🇽 🇨🇦 v 🇺🇸

Failing that - mass boycott will cost the US more than it earns.

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Sam SG @sasg80.bsky.social · Mar 29

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