Sassquatch
@sassquatch18.bsky.social
rarely seen witty wordsmith in a hairy situation. AKA the Bigfoot Mullet
always amuses me when humans think they're having a bad hair day. absolute amateurs, bush league even
My friend @jastiger.bsky.social has started a podcast. His first guest is just some local idiot with bad hair and bad lighting.
The First Odd Man Out Podcast Episode
The hosts hair is terrible, but his opinions are not!
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January 23, 2026 at 9:01 PM
always amuses me when humans think they're having a bad hair day. absolute amateurs, bush league even
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I DO NOT CONSENT TO AI HAIR REMOVAL
I just used Photoshop to remove a hair from a picture of me. I'm still not certain whether the hair was growing down from my nose or up from my mustache, but either way, it was gross.
This seems like exactly how a hairy middle-aged man should find a practical use for AI, but it still feels dirty.
This seems like exactly how a hairy middle-aged man should find a practical use for AI, but it still feels dirty.
January 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I DO NOT CONSENT TO AI HAIR REMOVAL
I see Fortnite has learned absolutely nothing about its uncompensated cultural appropriation smdhh 😤 www.polygon.com/fortnite-big...
Proof of Bigfoot's existence found...in Fortnite
If you get too close, he'll disappear
www.polygon.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I see Fortnite has learned absolutely nothing about its uncompensated cultural appropriation smdhh 😤 www.polygon.com/fortnite-big...
need to work on my OPSEC
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
need to work on my OPSEC
hairy Irish creatures are universally desired in my experience
the excellent Timothy Omundson plays an evil leprechaun with a character design that feels like a hate crime
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
hairy Irish creatures are universally desired in my experience
I refuse to live in a simulation bsky.app/profile/ign....
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I refuse to live in a simulation bsky.app/profile/ign....
does anyone know a good defamation attorney? www.discoveryplus.com/shows/bigfoo...
Watch Bigfoot Took Her | discovery+
Watch Bigfoot Took Her | discovery+
www.discoveryplus.com
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM
does anyone know a good defamation attorney? www.discoveryplus.com/shows/bigfoo...