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A devilishly handsome vegetable.

In case of offended Christians:
Kindly refer to Matthew 6:6.
May the ketamine do its job.
April 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This is what the Trumplicans, these Americanazis, are doing to us. They have destroyed our way of life, and in doing so, have actively dehumanized us.

Treat the Americanazis accordingly. Do not give them the luxury of feeling safe after what they've done.

After all, the only good Americanazi...
January 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Want to go to school and learn? You might get shot.

You want to go to a large gathering for a fun event? You might get shot.

Want to discuss politics with friends and family members? You might get disowned... or shot.

In fact, you're probably gonna get shot for simply being in the wrong place.
January 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Scared? Literally everything in the media will reinforce that feeling. What did you expect, to be happy?

Want to study the sciences? Well, you can't, because the NIH got defunded, so the vast majority of labs won't be able to afford supplies.

Want to do art? AI does that already. Get a real job.
January 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Horny? Well, don't get pregnant or else it could be a death sentence. Also, good luck affording or accessing birth control, especially if you're a woman.

Unhappy? You already can't afford food, let alone therapy!

Bored? Going out costs at least $50 a night, bare minimum. Your ass is staying in.
January 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Not even a Nat 20 could get us out of this one, chief.
January 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reese's pieces
January 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When God weeps, Satan laughs.
December 15, 2024 at 11:31 PM
To clarify: you can add a filter physically onto a camera, but it's uncommon and usually just edited in post.
December 15, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Cameras don't come with filters. They shoot what's known as "raw footage" that takes in a bunch of data but looks to us like grey flatness. Editing for colors/contrast is usually done afterwards.
December 15, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Have you tried banishing the cataracts with sage?
December 1, 2024 at 11:18 PM