Satan's Potato
@satanic-potato.bsky.social
A devilishly handsome vegetable.
In case of offended Christians:
Kindly refer to Matthew 6:6.
In case of offended Christians:
Kindly refer to Matthew 6:6.
Pinned
Eternal damnation unto all who eat baked potatoes without sour cream.
I don't make the rules.
I don't make the rules.
I sincerely hope that Robert F. Kennedy late-term aborts himself.
April 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I sincerely hope that Robert F. Kennedy late-term aborts himself.
I hope Maya Ayooni never feels the cool side of a pillow again.
January 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I hope Maya Ayooni never feels the cool side of a pillow again.
I hate that literally every fucking aspect of life right now is a struggle.
Hungry? Oh, you probably can't afford much food right now, and if you can, chances are that the food needs to be recalled.
Thirsty? Well, we have microplastics and metals in the water... grab a filter and GOOD LUCK.
Hungry? Oh, you probably can't afford much food right now, and if you can, chances are that the food needs to be recalled.
Thirsty? Well, we have microplastics and metals in the water... grab a filter and GOOD LUCK.
January 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I hate that literally every fucking aspect of life right now is a struggle.
Hungry? Oh, you probably can't afford much food right now, and if you can, chances are that the food needs to be recalled.
Thirsty? Well, we have microplastics and metals in the water... grab a filter and GOOD LUCK.
Hungry? Oh, you probably can't afford much food right now, and if you can, chances are that the food needs to be recalled.
Thirsty? Well, we have microplastics and metals in the water... grab a filter and GOOD LUCK.
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Fuckin A
January 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Fuckin A
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They really are going to force women to start killing men to protect ourselves and will be shocked and horrified by the fact that they thought they made us helpless, but instead they made us desperate and left us with nothing to lose.
January 20, 2025 at 6:49 AM
They really are going to force women to start killing men to protect ourselves and will be shocked and horrified by the fact that they thought they made us helpless, but instead they made us desperate and left us with nothing to lose.
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Gonna go play D&D for a few hours and take on some monsters I can actually kill.
January 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Gonna go play D&D for a few hours and take on some monsters I can actually kill.
Oh look, it's Time's Person of the Year (2023) and Time's Athlete of the Year receiving momentary coverage as an appreciation of their presence...
...this definitely won't make any men angry about their lack of accomplishments in life and cause them to project their misery onto everyone else.
...this definitely won't make any men angry about their lack of accomplishments in life and cause them to project their misery onto everyone else.
January 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oh look, it's Time's Person of the Year (2023) and Time's Athlete of the Year receiving momentary coverage as an appreciation of their presence...
...this definitely won't make any men angry about their lack of accomplishments in life and cause them to project their misery onto everyone else.
...this definitely won't make any men angry about their lack of accomplishments in life and cause them to project their misery onto everyone else.
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An image with the capacity to drive to 100 million men completely insane
January 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
An image with the capacity to drive to 100 million men completely insane
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Snoop Dogg is performing at the inauguration.
The biggest sell-out since Krusty the Clown.
The biggest sell-out since Krusty the Clown.
a cartoon of a clown in a car with the word hey on it
ALT: a cartoon of a clown in a car with the word hey on it
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Snoop Dogg is performing at the inauguration.
The biggest sell-out since Krusty the Clown.
The biggest sell-out since Krusty the Clown.
Put this picture in the Louvre.
Immediately.
This is the art that the Age of Aquarius promised us.
Immediately.
This is the art that the Age of Aquarius promised us.
January 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Put this picture in the Louvre.
Immediately.
This is the art that the Age of Aquarius promised us.
Immediately.
This is the art that the Age of Aquarius promised us.
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Taylor Swift gave out $197 million in bonuses to everyone who worked on The Eras Tour, PEOPLE reports.
December 10, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Taylor Swift gave out $197 million in bonuses to everyone who worked on The Eras Tour, PEOPLE reports.
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I get the well-deserved vitriol directed at cruel and greedy insurance companies for taking our money and DENYING benefits when we (or our loved ones) need them most. That shit needs to stop.
What I don't get is the hero worship of Luigi Mangione, the guy who allegedly murdered the UHC CEO.
What I don't get is the hero worship of Luigi Mangione, the guy who allegedly murdered the UHC CEO.
December 9, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I get the well-deserved vitriol directed at cruel and greedy insurance companies for taking our money and DENYING benefits when we (or our loved ones) need them most. That shit needs to stop.
What I don't get is the hero worship of Luigi Mangione, the guy who allegedly murdered the UHC CEO.
What I don't get is the hero worship of Luigi Mangione, the guy who allegedly murdered the UHC CEO.
This app keeps gentle-parenting me into verfying my email address, and like the perpetual child I am, I refuse because "eh, I'll do it later".
November 30, 2024 at 6:10 PM
This app keeps gentle-parenting me into verfying my email address, and like the perpetual child I am, I refuse because "eh, I'll do it later".
November 29, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Anyone else on this app a Swiftie, perchance?
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Anyone else on this app a Swiftie, perchance?
I find it insane that, as a former non-theater kid (I'm an "old" fart now), I was more excited for West Side Story (2021) than the most obnoxious former theater kids currently are for Wicked.
It's almost like being a theater kid is inherently ✨️performative✨️
It's almost like being a theater kid is inherently ✨️performative✨️
November 21, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I find it insane that, as a former non-theater kid (I'm an "old" fart now), I was more excited for West Side Story (2021) than the most obnoxious former theater kids currently are for Wicked.
It's almost like being a theater kid is inherently ✨️performative✨️
It's almost like being a theater kid is inherently ✨️performative✨️
Honestly, the fact that Matt Gaetz uses Venmo as frequently and stupidly as your average stoner is the only thing that makes him even the slightest bit relatable...
November 20, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Honestly, the fact that Matt Gaetz uses Venmo as frequently and stupidly as your average stoner is the only thing that makes him even the slightest bit relatable...
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A troll’s only purpose in life is to troll you. Your anger is like oxygen to them.
When you take that away from them, they shrivel up and die.
What’s up, Bluesky! 👋
When you take that away from them, they shrivel up and die.
What’s up, Bluesky! 👋
November 20, 2024 at 2:22 AM
A troll’s only purpose in life is to troll you. Your anger is like oxygen to them.
When you take that away from them, they shrivel up and die.
What’s up, Bluesky! 👋
When you take that away from them, they shrivel up and die.
What’s up, Bluesky! 👋
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November 19, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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The transphobic attacks on Rep Sarah McBride are to distract us from the fact that Matt Gaetz is a pedophile.
Some updates on the attacks on Rep-elect Sarah McBride and on Trans women in general.
November 19, 2024 at 8:02 PM
The transphobic attacks on Rep Sarah McBride are to distract us from the fact that Matt Gaetz is a pedophile.
[Lights up joint and scrolls through BlueSky]
Ahhhhh, hope... how I haven't felt your touch in ages...
Ahhhhh, hope... how I haven't felt your touch in ages...
November 19, 2024 at 3:44 AM
[Lights up joint and scrolls through BlueSky]
Ahhhhh, hope... how I haven't felt your touch in ages...
Ahhhhh, hope... how I haven't felt your touch in ages...
[Nick Fuentes being preemptively kicked off Blue Sky for being the poster child of r*pe culture]
"ENJOY YOUR ECHO CHAMBER."
"ENJOY YOUR ECHO CHAMBER."
November 19, 2024 at 2:33 AM
[Nick Fuentes being preemptively kicked off Blue Sky for being the poster child of r*pe culture]
"ENJOY YOUR ECHO CHAMBER."
"ENJOY YOUR ECHO CHAMBER."
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Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content.
That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂
That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂
November 18, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content.
That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂
That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂