Old Nick
satanicholiness.bsky.social
Old Nick
@satanicholiness.bsky.social
Some emojis.
The first two CDs can get in the bin but the third... Chef's kiss.

#nowplaying
December 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Because he knows he’d get murdered by his own platoon.
December 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I’m not racist, I hate all Americans equally.
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I don’t visit shithole countries.

P.S. Trump is a cunt.
Want to travel to the US? You might have to give the Trump administration the last five years of your social media history.
US wants five years of some tourists' social media to enter the country
Digital rights advocates say it’s an affront to civil liberties.
www.motherjones.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I’m really interested to know which shit bands you’ve been listening to on a streaming service run by cunts. Please, tell me more. #SpotifyWrapped
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Fuck off, The Observer. Bookmark deleted.
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Giving thanks that an ocean separates us from these cunts.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fun fact: Faisal Islam and Terry Christian are sworn enemies.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
In which H is revealed to be Hitler, played by Nigel Farage.
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mahmood backwards is Doom Ham.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
It’s been a bad day for rape-adjacent billionaires.
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If you’re still paying the licence fee then you’re part of the problem.

#defundtheBBC
Why the BBC handing Reform hours upon hours of unfiltered coverage of their press conferences every single week is so irresponsible

What exactly has been "squandered" about Brexit here and by whom?
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If you’re going to trust anyone on the subject of aliens, choose a woman with a face like Jodrell Bank.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The white trash who bitch about mixed-race families on TV need to look in the mirror and ask themselves why they’re so unfuckable.
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’ve never watched Strictly, I’m a Celebrity or Traitors. If you’re famous and haven’t been on Saturday Kitchen or Would I Lie To You, chances are I’ve never heard of you.
October 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I've written a eulogy for Ange Postecoglou:

Hold me in your arms
Don’t let me go
I want to stay forever
18 goals conceded
Home and away.
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The highlight of this England match was switching over to Only Connect.
October 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Words are shit.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“They’re for the bullet holes, puta!”
October 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’d rather live next door to Abu Hamza than Robert Jenrick.
October 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
You can’t fool me, that’s Nadine Dorries and Tim Davie.
October 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I haven’t given fewer fucks about a “news” story since yesterday’s one about Taylor Swift.
@zoecrowther.bsky.social story:

The BBC has apologised after airing a fast-spreading fake claim that Tony Blair's son's company is producing the digital ID scheme

The Have I Got News For You episode which repeated the claim has been removed from iPlayer to be edited, the BBC told PolHome
BBC Apologises For Airing Fake Claim About Digital ID Scheme
The BBC has apologised for airing a false claim about Tony Blair's son's company being awarded a government contract to produce the new mandatory d...
www.politicshome.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM