@satanicpancake.bsky.social
I’m just a pancake, standing in front of a jar of syrup, asking you to slather me. 0 xitter followers.
Heck, it might possibly even in conflict with that whole "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" section of the Declaration of Independence. But what do I, a simple pancake, know?
January 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Heck, it might possibly even in conflict with that whole "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" section of the Declaration of Independence. But what do I, a simple pancake, know?
Not just Kix, but the most exciting flavor of Kix: beige.
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Not just Kix, but the most exciting flavor of Kix: beige.
Well, the man *does* have a track record for a bit of criming in early January.
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Well, the man *does* have a track record for a bit of criming in early January.
I always quit once the water is boiling. Takes far less time than waiting for the kettle to boil. Also, somewhat safer.
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I always quit once the water is boiling. Takes far less time than waiting for the kettle to boil. Also, somewhat safer.
As a Californian, I would appreciate a Thiel-free state.
December 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
As a Californian, I would appreciate a Thiel-free state.
There is definitely a t-shirt spectrum.
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There is definitely a t-shirt spectrum.
That's a lot of words to say he has correctly identified Camel three times.
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
That's a lot of words to say he has correctly identified Camel three times.
Poor guy needs a nap after spending five hours last night shitposting about all the squirrels in his brain.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Poor guy needs a nap after spending five hours last night shitposting about all the squirrels in his brain.
I'm sure they have a new program about to start to replace the vaccines. Like shipping plague rats to every citizen, along with a small packet of anthrax, to boost our immune systems.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm sure they have a new program about to start to replace the vaccines. Like shipping plague rats to every citizen, along with a small packet of anthrax, to boost our immune systems.
He's working hard to recapture the "Dumbest person in Congress" title.
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
He's working hard to recapture the "Dumbest person in Congress" title.
She wants to spend more time with her bank account.
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
She wants to spend more time with her bank account.
I'm sticking with mulching, as hopefully the soil bacteria will break down or remove the toxins while my salad grows.
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm sticking with mulching, as hopefully the soil bacteria will break down or remove the toxins while my salad grows.
I was a lucky Gen Xer -- thanks to a grandparent, I had the full set of Encyclopædia Britannica, 15th edition.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I was a lucky Gen Xer -- thanks to a grandparent, I had the full set of Encyclopædia Britannica, 15th edition.
Probably just busy with his monthly annual MRI, physical, and extremely challenging "Which one is Camel?" IQ test.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Probably just busy with his monthly annual MRI, physical, and extremely challenging "Which one is Camel?" IQ test.
"Don't say mean things to child rape enthusiasts" is an interesting flex, BS.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Don't say mean things to child rape enthusiasts" is an interesting flex, BS.