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I’m just a pancake, standing in front of a jar of syrup, asking you to slather me. 0 xitter followers.
Has anyone given Mike Johnson a chance to say he’s too busy with work and hasn’t had a chance to read any news about Venezuela, has no comment yet?
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Has anyone given Mike Johnson a chance to say he’s too busy with work and hasn’t had a chance to read any news about Venezuela, has no comment yet?
Huh. I hadn’t actually been wondering what life would be like in a rogue nation, but now I know. Thanks, Pedo Pres.!
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Huh. I hadn’t actually been wondering what life would be like in a rogue nation, but now I know. Thanks, Pedo Pres.!
An eight hour work day seems excessive. How about we switch to five sixes instead? Or, if we’re all going to get hung up on eight, four eights?
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
An eight hour work day seems excessive. How about we switch to five sixes instead? Or, if we’re all going to get hung up on eight, four eights?
Hey CBS -- I, too am completely unqualified to run a news organization, so please hire me!
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hey CBS -- I, too am completely unqualified to run a news organization, so please hire me!
Given the unprecedented transparency of this administration, I am going to assume that every blacked out part of the Epstein files is a reference to Donald Trump.
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Given the unprecedented transparency of this administration, I am going to assume that every blacked out part of the Epstein files is a reference to Donald Trump.
So we're going to war because our President is a paedo?
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So we're going to war because our President is a paedo?
Is Piggy dead yet?
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Is Piggy dead yet?
@workday.com, since so many companies use you for job applications, perhaps you should consider updating your code to include degree programs from the past 10-15 years rather than trusting that universities never change programs. One program in particular would be Georgia Tech's Analytics degree.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@workday.com, since so many companies use you for job applications, perhaps you should consider updating your code to include degree programs from the past 10-15 years rather than trusting that universities never change programs. One program in particular would be Georgia Tech's Analytics degree.
Dick Cheney? I love waking up to good news.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dick Cheney? I love waking up to good news.
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Oh, that’s a good one.
October 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh, that’s a good one.
Charlie was a vile racist and bigot. Anything bad that could be said of anyone could be said of him. While his death leaves the world a slightly better place, the manner of his death was inappropriate and dangerous. Just like his ideas.
September 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Charlie was a vile racist and bigot. Anything bad that could be said of anyone could be said of him. While his death leaves the world a slightly better place, the manner of his death was inappropriate and dangerous. Just like his ideas.
Shorter Snoop: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
Snoop Dogg says he's 'scared to go to the movies' after bringing his grandson to 2022's 'Lightyear,' which features a lesbian couple. 'They're putting it everywhere,' he said of LGBTQ+ representation.
Snoop Dogg criticizes LGBTQ+ representation in children's films: 'They're putting it everywhere'
Snoop Dogg says he's 'scared to go to the movies' after bringing his grandson to 2022's 'Lightyear,' which features a lesbian couple. 'They're putting it everywhere,' he said of LGBTQ+ representation.
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August 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Shorter Snoop: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Markwayne Mullin Wins 'Big P*ssy Scared Of Cities Award,' Everybody Good Luck Next Year!
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Markwayne Mullin Wins 'Big P*ssy Scared Of Cities Award,' Everybody Good Luck Next Year!
Great effort, everyone.
www.wonkette.com
August 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Markwayne Mullin Wins 'Big P*ssy Scared Of Cities Award,' Everybody Good Luck Next Year!
www.wonkette.com/p/markwayne-...
By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
www.wonkette.com/p/markwayne-...
By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Grades are in for the final class in my degree program, the practicum, and it looks like I have graduated. Yay, me. And surely there is no way AI is going to make my MS in Analytics obsolete before the end of the week. Thank you #GeorgiaTech
August 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Grades are in for the final class in my degree program, the practicum, and it looks like I have graduated. Yay, me. And surely there is no way AI is going to make my MS in Analytics obsolete before the end of the week. Thank you #GeorgiaTech
A little good library & @scalzi.com news in my life and my inbox this morning:
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July 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A little good library & @scalzi.com news in my life and my inbox this morning:
The following requested item(s) are being held
for you. Please pick up by date below.
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If you're curious about what sort of person enthusiastically joined the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei in the early part of last century, just look to anyone in a MAGA hat today.
June 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If you're curious about what sort of person enthusiastically joined the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei in the early part of last century, just look to anyone in a MAGA hat today.
Today would be a great day for an impeachment.
June 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Today would be a great day for an impeachment.
If the law no longer applies to the President of the United States of America, why should it apply to the rest of us?
June 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If the law no longer applies to the President of the United States of America, why should it apply to the rest of us?
Another walk in my back yard. The stream has not dried up yet for the season, still flowing nicely.
May 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Another walk in my back yard. The stream has not dried up yet for the season, still flowing nicely.
Still need to get rid of more ivy, but my back yard is amazing in the spring.
May 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Still need to get rid of more ivy, but my back yard is amazing in the spring.
Is there no sacred space any more?
May 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Is there no sacred space any more?
The garden gate has been ripped off its hinges and is now lying in the driveway. The arrival of hungry bears is the official start of springtime around here.
April 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The garden gate has been ripped off its hinges and is now lying in the driveway. The arrival of hungry bears is the official start of springtime around here.
Is Bobby Lesser attacking and denigrating people on the autism spectrum because of his beef with Elmo Musk, or is it solely because he’s a complete piece of s**t who doesn’t know the difference between autism and cats?
April 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Is Bobby Lesser attacking and denigrating people on the autism spectrum because of his beef with Elmo Musk, or is it solely because he’s a complete piece of s**t who doesn’t know the difference between autism and cats?
Is it too much to ask that bad things happen to bad people?
January 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Is it too much to ask that bad things happen to bad people?