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The Gothman
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These are my prophecies.
December 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Cyberdyne Systems
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My Den of Imps where my workers plan all their jobs and duties in their servitude under me. These imps today are planning for trade so I can trade goods with North Korea.
December 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Do you like my Phallus Palace? It's where I live! Everything is purple. Like my helmeted warrior!
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Did you know that Kim Jong Un's father Kim Jong Il never once pooped in his life? This is fact. He worked so hard that he burned all the calories and as a result made no bodily waste.
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Why am I alive?
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Tha' fuck?
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Unicorn, Fox Fur and Christmas Tree apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25122...
A star forming region cataloged as NGC 2264, this beautiful but complex arrangement of interstellar gas and dust is about 2,700 light-years distant in the faint but fanciful constellation Monoceros, the Unicorn.
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The term "superinfluenza" or "super flu" is not a specific scientific classification but a media term often used to describe a particularly severe, fast-spreading, or early-starting seasonal flu, or a potential future pandemic strain.
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"Does crushed" usually leads to phrases describing being broken, overwhelmed (emotionally or physically), or broken into small pieces, like crushed garlic, crushed by debt, or people being crushed in a crowd (suffocation/injury).
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Fuck it
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
December 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Im eating porn and beans so I can have bad gas.
December 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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In courts of law, this is known as consciousness of guilt.
Steve Bannon: "If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included."
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Encourage your friends to follow me! I will follow them too!
December 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He's the reason for the season.
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yo! In jacking off! Don't judge me!
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM