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Neilsnotreal
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"Life is too short to waste precious time finding inspirational quotes to add to your social media profile..." - Mahatma Ghandi.

Antifascist

Antidickhead

Aunty Barbara's favourite nephew
Got it 👍🏻
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Funcorn?

You are at home there.
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hit me

Metaphorically
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
How do you know if someone has blocked you (serious question)?

I've either never been blocked or can't see who has
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
RHSM, as my former brother in law would say upon sighting a redhead.

Red Hair Smelly Minge
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A highlight of the year for me was discovering Stevie's cover of We Can Work It Out.. a beauty
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Always worth looking on End. Clothing mate and they've got 40% off all trainies right now. You might have to subscribe though.
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
One of those quote post things then where your followers wrack their brains for a witty follow-on?
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
A thread 🧵...?
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
100%. And maybe he's been the root of what's been amiss this season. Either way his statement stinks and he's got to go.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'll go at a ratio of 3:1 pints to nuts. Dry Roasted. Naturally.
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Aye. All very predictable.
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I like that a lot
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
✌🏻
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What about your '95 Cup Winning monogrammed Nunchucks?
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm sure it'll be fine, you'll be fine, EVERYTHING IS FINE, BRIAN...
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I've said before and I'll say it again, there are very few things in life as evocative as condensation on a pint glass 🍺
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I'm leaving very early. Might have to risk a piss break south of Newtown but hoping to do it in one.
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM