Neilsnotreal
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"Life is too short to waste precious time finding inspirational quotes to add to your social media profile..." - Mahatma Ghandi.
Antifascist
Antidickhead
Aunty Barbara's favourite nephew
Antifascist
Antidickhead
Aunty Barbara's favourite nephew
SOCCERBALL!!!!
That's a fucking great goal!
That's a fucking great goal!
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
SOCCERBALL!!!!
That's a fucking great goal!
That's a fucking great goal!
Sky daring to be a tiny bit different with the pundits there. Morrison and Sidwell both very good. But we still have to endure Redknapp and his pointing with his thumb thing.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Sky daring to be a tiny bit different with the pundits there. Morrison and Sidwell both very good. But we still have to endure Redknapp and his pointing with his thumb thing.
#WhenTaken #649 (07.12.2025)
I scored 821/1000🏅
1️⃣📍115 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇194/200
2️⃣📍2.6K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈140/200
3️⃣📍262 km - 🗓️27 yrs - 🥉118/200
4️⃣📍873 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥈174/200
5️⃣📍474 m - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200
whentaken.com
Miles off on the year for #3 🥲
I scored 821/1000🏅
1️⃣📍115 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇194/200
2️⃣📍2.6K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈140/200
3️⃣📍262 km - 🗓️27 yrs - 🥉118/200
4️⃣📍873 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥈174/200
5️⃣📍474 m - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200
whentaken.com
Miles off on the year for #3 🥲
WhenTaken
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December 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
#WhenTaken #649 (07.12.2025)
I scored 821/1000🏅
1️⃣📍115 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇194/200
2️⃣📍2.6K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈140/200
3️⃣📍262 km - 🗓️27 yrs - 🥉118/200
4️⃣📍873 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥈174/200
5️⃣📍474 m - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200
whentaken.com
Miles off on the year for #3 🥲
I scored 821/1000🏅
1️⃣📍115 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇194/200
2️⃣📍2.6K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈140/200
3️⃣📍262 km - 🗓️27 yrs - 🥉118/200
4️⃣📍873 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥈174/200
5️⃣📍474 m - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200
whentaken.com
Miles off on the year for #3 🥲
@theguardian.com one of your sports writers is posting whilst drunk.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
@theguardian.com one of your sports writers is posting whilst drunk.
I pleaded for mercy
I wriggled on the ground
He kicked me in the balls
And said something profound
I wriggled on the ground
He kicked me in the balls
And said something profound
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I pleaded for mercy
I wriggled on the ground
He kicked me in the balls
And said something profound
I wriggled on the ground
He kicked me in the balls
And said something profound
A prophetic post. He simply hasn't been at it and that statement tonight? Get to fuck. The manager has got a lot wrong this season but he's 100% right to drop this daft cunt. Covering his face on the bench at Anfield the other night like a fanny.
My take on Liverpool this season. Salah held the club to ransom in the Summer and has played shite but never gets dragged off or benched. So the other players think, if he can get away with it, why should I bust my bollocks?
There you have it.
There you have it.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A prophetic post. He simply hasn't been at it and that statement tonight? Get to fuck. The manager has got a lot wrong this season but he's 100% right to drop this daft cunt. Covering his face on the bench at Anfield the other night like a fanny.
I guessed 3 of these so well happy... #2 in particular.
#WhenTaken #647
I scored 804/1000🏅
1️⃣📍133 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
2️⃣📍302 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇187/200
3️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥈130/200
4️⃣📍370 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇187/200
5️⃣📍7.2K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉104/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #647
I scored 804/1000🏅
1️⃣📍133 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
2️⃣📍302 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇187/200
3️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥈130/200
4️⃣📍370 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇187/200
5️⃣📍7.2K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉104/200
whentaken.com
WhenTaken
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December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I guessed 3 of these so well happy... #2 in particular.
#WhenTaken #647
I scored 804/1000🏅
1️⃣📍133 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
2️⃣📍302 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇187/200
3️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥈130/200
4️⃣📍370 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇187/200
5️⃣📍7.2K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉104/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #647
I scored 804/1000🏅
1️⃣📍133 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200
2️⃣📍302 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇187/200
3️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥈130/200
4️⃣📍370 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇187/200
5️⃣📍7.2K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥉104/200
whentaken.com
Driving down from L35 through the Everton heartlands of North and Mid Wales to Swansea early doors tomorrow if any chancers fancy a bust lip?
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Driving down from L35 through the Everton heartlands of North and Mid Wales to Swansea early doors tomorrow if any chancers fancy a bust lip?
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out....
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out....
Reposted by Neilsnotreal
You may recall some mild bleating from me about being in a band years ago? Anyway, our album is officially out today and, well, Far Out Magazine have given it the full 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 and made it Album of the Week. Which is nice.
faroutmagazine.co.uk/joanna-hello...
faroutmagazine.co.uk/joanna-hello...
Joanna - ‘Hello Flower’ album review
'Hello Flower', the unearthed debut from Joanna, the Manchester icons that never were, is bound to stop you in your tracks as a missing piece of music history.
faroutmagazine.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
You may recall some mild bleating from me about being in a band years ago? Anyway, our album is officially out today and, well, Far Out Magazine have given it the full 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 and made it Album of the Week. Which is nice.
faroutmagazine.co.uk/joanna-hello...
faroutmagazine.co.uk/joanna-hello...
What is Redknapp on about? Did he win anything or coach anyone?
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What is Redknapp on about? Did he win anything or coach anyone?
Big, big news out of Chez Neil. Bourbon have overtaken Ginger Nuts as my preferred dunker.
Alright?
Alright?
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Big, big news out of Chez Neil. Bourbon have overtaken Ginger Nuts as my preferred dunker.
Alright?
Alright?
Reposted by Neilsnotreal
Was at the Walker Art Gallery the other week. Went from room to room, but there was something wrong that I just couldn't place.
Every painting and sculpture elicited the same thought: "It's good - but it's not right."
Turns out I was in The Roy Walker Art Gallery.
I'll be here till 11.30.
Every painting and sculpture elicited the same thought: "It's good - but it's not right."
Turns out I was in The Roy Walker Art Gallery.
I'll be here till 11.30.
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Was at the Walker Art Gallery the other week. Went from room to room, but there was something wrong that I just couldn't place.
Every painting and sculpture elicited the same thought: "It's good - but it's not right."
Turns out I was in The Roy Walker Art Gallery.
I'll be here till 11.30.
Every painting and sculpture elicited the same thought: "It's good - but it's not right."
Turns out I was in The Roy Walker Art Gallery.
I'll be here till 11.30.
Evening, Gents
🎄 It’s gone completely Christmassy on nigella.com! Come on over for food inspiration and to read my Christmas Witter (aka Season’s Eatings 2025) which brings glad tidings of some new recipes on the site, plus how to enter the annual Christmas Pudding Hunt!
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December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Evening, Gents
Fuck, the fuck, off.
#WhenTaken #643 (01.12.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍9.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍1.4 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
3️⃣📍4.4K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉122/200
4️⃣📍450 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇184/200
5️⃣📍26.9 km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉114/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #643 (01.12.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍9.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍1.4 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
3️⃣📍4.4K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉122/200
4️⃣📍450 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇184/200
5️⃣📍26.9 km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉114/200
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WhenTaken
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December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Fuck, the fuck, off.
#WhenTaken #643 (01.12.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍9.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍1.4 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
3️⃣📍4.4K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉122/200
4️⃣📍450 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇184/200
5️⃣📍26.9 km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉114/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #643 (01.12.2025)
I scored 718/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍9.0K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥉99/200
2️⃣📍1.4 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
3️⃣📍4.4K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥉122/200
4️⃣📍450 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇184/200
5️⃣📍26.9 km - 🗓️30 yrs - 🥉114/200
whentaken.com
I've been volunteered to do a Christmas quiz for work and have hit the wall after a solid start. Any ideas for music, film and telly, food and drink would be EXTREMELY welcome.
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I've been volunteered to do a Christmas quiz for work and have hit the wall after a solid start. Any ideas for music, film and telly, food and drink would be EXTREMELY welcome.
Reposted by Neilsnotreal
He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
Tommy Cannon when their manager suggests a solo career
KEEP THE FUCKING BALL
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Tommy Cannon when their manager suggests a solo career
If Cucurella was to cut his Barnet, retire from football, and move to Mars, I could probably start to like him.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If Cucurella was to cut his Barnet, retire from football, and move to Mars, I could probably start to like him.
Chalobah and Woltemade on my fantasy team bench you motherfucker
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Chalobah and Woltemade on my fantasy team bench you motherfucker
It's a red, get on with it
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's a red, get on with it
Time to euthanase Alan Smith.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Time to euthanase Alan Smith.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream..
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream..
Good win that, clean sheet too. Been saying for weeks to drop Salah, he's just been nowhere near good enough. Glimpses of what Wirtz can do as well. Made up. Just need to back it up now against Sunlan on Wednesday. More so because my boss is a Mackem 😎
Up the fuckin Reds 👊🏻
Up the fuckin Reds 👊🏻
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Good win that, clean sheet too. Been saying for weeks to drop Salah, he's just been nowhere near good enough. Glimpses of what Wirtz can do as well. Made up. Just need to back it up now against Sunlan on Wednesday. More so because my boss is a Mackem 😎
Up the fuckin Reds 👊🏻
Up the fuckin Reds 👊🏻