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Oh my god
Reviving the roots of our legacy.
Introducing: The '99 ⭐
Introducing: The '99 ⭐
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh my god
Why am I cackling at this
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Why am I cackling at this
Lmao wtf I turned that off at 5-1
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Lmao wtf I turned that off at 5-1
Maybe I’m too woke but I don’t remember this many weather delays in CFB 15 years ago
September 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Maybe I’m too woke but I don’t remember this many weather delays in CFB 15 years ago
I’m at a wedding and Steve Mears is here lol
July 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m at a wedding and Steve Mears is here lol
Translation: I’m a baby and can’t beat them
USC coach Lincoln Riley wants to preserve the Trojans’ historic college football rivalry against Notre Dame.
But he said he won’t work to do it at the expense of damaging a USC bid to qualify for the College Football Playoff.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
But he said he won’t work to do it at the expense of damaging a USC bid to qualify for the College Football Playoff.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
July 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Translation: I’m a baby and can’t beat them
Gonna just throw it out there that being 37 and needing “bilateral femur reconstructions” is not great
July 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Gonna just throw it out there that being 37 and needing “bilateral femur reconstructions” is not great
I get he’s been hurt for two years and probably drives Hockey Men™️ crazy with having personality and flair but that feels like an awfully soft return for Zegras
June 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I get he’s been hurt for two years and probably drives Hockey Men™️ crazy with having personality and flair but that feels like an awfully soft return for Zegras
DEATH STAR I TELL YA
Between this and Notre Dame building a Death Star in the defensive backfield for the 26 class I am going to have a good weekend
June 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
DEATH STAR I TELL YA
The low key funniest part about the Duchene extension yesterday is it’s $3 mil less a year for only one more year than what the Avs gave Brock Nelson
June 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The low key funniest part about the Duchene extension yesterday is it’s $3 mil less a year for only one more year than what the Avs gave Brock Nelson
Tough day for the “offer sheet Mavrik Bourque” crowd
June 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Tough day for the “offer sheet Mavrik Bourque” crowd
“Would the Stars move one of the 5 best D men in the NHL, who is cost controlled for 4 more years, to retain two over the hill forwards I heard on a podcast they like?”
Are you stupid?
Are you stupid?
June 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Would the Stars move one of the 5 best D men in the NHL, who is cost controlled for 4 more years, to retain two over the hill forwards I heard on a podcast they like?”
Are you stupid?
Are you stupid?
Realistically the Stars started and ended the day with the same cap hit, now minus Marchment but with Duchene locked in.
Could certainly be worse
Could certainly be worse
June 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Realistically the Stars started and ended the day with the same cap hit, now minus Marchment but with Duchene locked in.
Could certainly be worse
Could certainly be worse
My 33rd year of life started with me using YouTube to learn how to replace all the electrical outlets/light switches in my house without electrocuting myself and/or burning the house down. It ended with me learning how to build a functioning in-ground French drainage system
Once again it is Father’s Day, which means it’s time to share the most Dad* thing you did in the last year. As is custom, I will go first:
Watching YouTube videos for small repair jobs around the house has turned into watching YouTube videos for large repair jobs I cannot and should not attempt.
Watching YouTube videos for small repair jobs around the house has turned into watching YouTube videos for large repair jobs I cannot and should not attempt.
June 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My 33rd year of life started with me using YouTube to learn how to replace all the electrical outlets/light switches in my house without electrocuting myself and/or burning the house down. It ended with me learning how to build a functioning in-ground French drainage system
Sanity seems to be prevailing
a nice little listen this morning is around the 40 minute mark of the new 32 thoughts episodes, re: the Stars & Robertson
June 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sanity seems to be prevailing
One of our new ATs did her last clinical rotation with the Michigan hockey team. She was talking today that they were treating one of their recent high picks for knee pain. They gave him an ice cup for an ice massage and he asked, “how did you get the ice to fit so perfect in the cup?”
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June 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One of our new ATs did her last clinical rotation with the Michigan hockey team. She was talking today that they were treating one of their recent high picks for knee pain. They gave him an ice cup for an ice massage and he asked, “how did you get the ice to fit so perfect in the cup?”
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God damn dude just end the game at this point this shit is embarrassing
June 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
God damn dude just end the game at this point this shit is embarrassing
On the one hand 8 power plays in the first period of any hockey game; let alone game 3 of the Final is off putting.
On the other hand both of these teams are full of fucking clowns and when you employ clowns don’t be surprised when a circus shows up.
On the other hand both of these teams are full of fucking clowns and when you employ clowns don’t be surprised when a circus shows up.
June 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
On the one hand 8 power plays in the first period of any hockey game; let alone game 3 of the Final is off putting.
On the other hand both of these teams are full of fucking clowns and when you employ clowns don’t be surprised when a circus shows up.
On the other hand both of these teams are full of fucking clowns and when you employ clowns don’t be surprised when a circus shows up.
My new personal hell is going on a two day family wedding bender — where I’ve likely consumed more alcohol since Friday afternoon than I have the previous year combined — and coming home and having to mow the lawn
June 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My new personal hell is going on a two day family wedding bender — where I’ve likely consumed more alcohol since Friday afternoon than I have the previous year combined — and coming home and having to mow the lawn
I think it’s time to just acknowledge that US soccer sucks and either the players are overrated, or they are not good enough to adapt quickly from a club season to playing together on a national team
June 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I think it’s time to just acknowledge that US soccer sucks and either the players are overrated, or they are not good enough to adapt quickly from a club season to playing together on a national team
Literally JUST as I was about to get in the car and drive 3 hours 😂
June 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Literally JUST as I was about to get in the car and drive 3 hours 😂
If Brock Nelson is getting *that* on the open market then you’re not trading Jason Robertson unless someone gives you something you literally cannot say no to
June 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If Brock Nelson is getting *that* on the open market then you’re not trading Jason Robertson unless someone gives you something you literally cannot say no to
It’s the first truly hot week in Michigan this year and I already have 13 bug bites on and around the hardware in my ankle and it is killing me
June 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It’s the first truly hot week in Michigan this year and I already have 13 bug bites on and around the hardware in my ankle and it is killing me
Officially reading too much into things but Oettinger’s diplomatic non-answer to “any worries about your relationship with DeBoer” very much feels like there are worries about his relationship with DeBoer
May 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Officially reading too much into things but Oettinger’s diplomatic non-answer to “any worries about your relationship with DeBoer” very much feels like there are worries about his relationship with DeBoer
Haven’t had a tri tip sandwich since my parents moved out of Fresno eight years ago. Found a place in downtown Ann Arbor that sells tri tip. I am about to have a fantastic week of lunches
May 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Haven’t had a tri tip sandwich since my parents moved out of Fresno eight years ago. Found a place in downtown Ann Arbor that sells tri tip. I am about to have a fantastic week of lunches