Or my phone is just dumb

The headline is better in the original German.

MLB responds to no one giving a shit about the regular season by starting more games at 6:40 local and speeding up pace of play.

Meanwhile I turn on TNT 7 minutes after this fucking game is supposed to start and there’s still FOURTEEN MINUTES left in their first game of the doubleheader

If this is true there’s a 0% chance it goes to trial

I saw his record further broken down the other day: starting with the 2017 season, his only top-10 wins were Boise last year and the Cam Rising-less Utah in the Rose Bowl.

Eight and one-half seasons. At Penn St. And those are you only top-10 wins.

Right? Hate it for me personally but I respect the move and the message.

“I want to win with you, I will not hamstring your ability to build around me, but you have two years to figure it out.”

Meanwhile I’m on day two of a raccoon in our attic above our bedroom, hoping it makes its way to the trap on the roof before it falls through our ceiling 😂

I’ve been to three games in that stadium and those people get ROWDY

I’ve worked in sports med for 5 years and I cannot begin to comprehend what that even looks like

5.7 mil isn’t exactly back breaking in an exploding cap world and it’s only for 1 year before he’s an RFA again. Maybe if he explodes you’re worried about a tough negotiation but if he’s hurt or stinks it’s not like you’re beholden to a monster financial committment

James Franklin had to run his dumb little mouth during the Orange Bowl pregame press conference and Marcus freeman apparently made it his personal mission to ruin that man’s existence