Saturday Midnight Special
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My eyes bleed like when you press on a horned toad. Beyond that, I prefer whiskey, coffee, cigarettes, and the rough jagged edges of life that tear the skin off the muscle.
Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
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@thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social Jim might like to know about this :
January 23, 2026 at 2:17 PM
@thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social Jim might like to know about this :
Trump is upset over surveys taken showing that he's f___king up.
Now he's saying polls and surveys should be a criminal offense. Um, "Family Feud", you might want to watch out, because Bloated Orange Buffoon is including you too.
Now he's saying polls and surveys should be a criminal offense. Um, "Family Feud", you might want to watch out, because Bloated Orange Buffoon is including you too.
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Trump is upset over surveys taken showing that he's f___king up.
Now he's saying polls and surveys should be a criminal offense. Um, "Family Feud", you might want to watch out, because Bloated Orange Buffoon is including you too.
Now he's saying polls and surveys should be a criminal offense. Um, "Family Feud", you might want to watch out, because Bloated Orange Buffoon is including you too.
"Enjoy the ride."
January 23, 2026 at 1:09 PM
"Enjoy the ride."
9-1-1: Greenland - Season 1 Episode 7 - "You've Been Boarded" : Greenland is under siege, with each missed ransom ("concept") escalating the stakes. As the nation descends into chaos, Don grows desperate after losing contact with his sanity and races to find out it's too late.
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 PM
9-1-1: Greenland - Season 1 Episode 7 - "You've Been Boarded" : Greenland is under siege, with each missed ransom ("concept") escalating the stakes. As the nation descends into chaos, Don grows desperate after losing contact with his sanity and races to find out it's too late.
I was browsing the Weather Channel's "Helpful Hints" section of their website and found this lovely nugget:
When the temperatures get to freezing, you can lay down an even coat of cat litter or dirt under your tires, so that you can easily drive over the ICE agent blocking your car from leaving.
When the temperatures get to freezing, you can lay down an even coat of cat litter or dirt under your tires, so that you can easily drive over the ICE agent blocking your car from leaving.
January 23, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I was browsing the Weather Channel's "Helpful Hints" section of their website and found this lovely nugget:
When the temperatures get to freezing, you can lay down an even coat of cat litter or dirt under your tires, so that you can easily drive over the ICE agent blocking your car from leaving.
When the temperatures get to freezing, you can lay down an even coat of cat litter or dirt under your tires, so that you can easily drive over the ICE agent blocking your car from leaving.
Gerald, you're looking kind of pale . . . .
January 23, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Gerald, you're looking kind of pale . . . .
With this whole new "Board", we know two things for certain:
1. If things go South, the guy who wants to be in charge will deny being in charge and blame all the others in the group. He's been known to do that.
2. Everyone in the "board" will be bankrupt in some way.
1. If things go South, the guy who wants to be in charge will deny being in charge and blame all the others in the group. He's been known to do that.
2. Everyone in the "board" will be bankrupt in some way.
January 23, 2026 at 12:32 PM
With this whole new "Board", we know two things for certain:
1. If things go South, the guy who wants to be in charge will deny being in charge and blame all the others in the group. He's been known to do that.
2. Everyone in the "board" will be bankrupt in some way.
1. If things go South, the guy who wants to be in charge will deny being in charge and blame all the others in the group. He's been known to do that.
2. Everyone in the "board" will be bankrupt in some way.
"and you know my name is the Lord, because I said so. Unless it's on Tuesday, Thursday, or Saturday. Then it's Leroy Jenkins."
January 23, 2026 at 12:29 PM
"and you know my name is the Lord, because I said so. Unless it's on Tuesday, Thursday, or Saturday. Then it's Leroy Jenkins."
"I ate the purple berries; they taste like burning!"
Now, was that Donald Trump or Ralph Wiggum ?
Now, was that Donald Trump or Ralph Wiggum ?
January 23, 2026 at 12:20 PM
"I ate the purple berries; they taste like burning!"
Now, was that Donald Trump or Ralph Wiggum ?
Now, was that Donald Trump or Ralph Wiggum ?
"Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you to the 'sport of kings'".
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 PM
"Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you to the 'sport of kings'".
and THIS is why Ryan Murphy will always be a genius.
9-1-1: Nashville - Season 1 Episode 666 - Corn Holed
Jesse answers the call from dispatch about a meth lab outside of Nashville, which also is an R&R shack for ICE agents, who also dabble in creating moonshine in the most dangerous way possible, all the while keeping children in cages.
Jesse answers the call from dispatch about a meth lab outside of Nashville, which also is an R&R shack for ICE agents, who also dabble in creating moonshine in the most dangerous way possible, all the while keeping children in cages.
January 23, 2026 at 12:10 PM
and THIS is why Ryan Murphy will always be a genius.
9-1-1: Nashville - Season 1 Episode 666 - Corn Holed
Jesse answers the call from dispatch about a meth lab outside of Nashville, which also is an R&R shack for ICE agents, who also dabble in creating moonshine in the most dangerous way possible, all the while keeping children in cages.
Jesse answers the call from dispatch about a meth lab outside of Nashville, which also is an R&R shack for ICE agents, who also dabble in creating moonshine in the most dangerous way possible, all the while keeping children in cages.
January 23, 2026 at 12:06 PM
9-1-1: Nashville - Season 1 Episode 666 - Corn Holed
Jesse answers the call from dispatch about a meth lab outside of Nashville, which also is an R&R shack for ICE agents, who also dabble in creating moonshine in the most dangerous way possible, all the while keeping children in cages.
Jesse answers the call from dispatch about a meth lab outside of Nashville, which also is an R&R shack for ICE agents, who also dabble in creating moonshine in the most dangerous way possible, all the while keeping children in cages.
"ICE. What is your emergency ?"
"You f____kers." click.
"You f____kers." click.
January 23, 2026 at 12:02 PM
"ICE. What is your emergency ?"
"You f____kers." click.
"You f____kers." click.
" Nine one one. What's your emergency?"
"Yeah, are you truly the finder of lost children? If not, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers . . . "
9-1-1: click.
"Yeah, are you truly the finder of lost children? If not, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers . . . "
9-1-1: click.
January 23, 2026 at 11:51 AM
" Nine one one. What's your emergency?"
"Yeah, are you truly the finder of lost children? If not, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers . . . "
9-1-1: click.
"Yeah, are you truly the finder of lost children? If not, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers . . . "
9-1-1: click.
"Trending" must be loving me today :
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 AM
"Trending" must be loving me today :
WATCH: Rep. Crockett questions Jack Smith on Trump investigations
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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January 23, 2026 at 3:28 AM
You may see me in bars, restaurants, airports, or on your slice of toast. With that said, I carry the American Express Card. That way, if I want to buy off a stupid comment, I can do so at very little APR interest.
The American Express Card: Don't leave home without it.
The American Express Card: Don't leave home without it.
January 22, 2026 at 6:12 PM
You may see me in bars, restaurants, airports, or on your slice of toast. With that said, I carry the American Express Card. That way, if I want to buy off a stupid comment, I can do so at very little APR interest.
The American Express Card: Don't leave home without it.
The American Express Card: Don't leave home without it.
Marvel briefly discusses how cops use the Punisher logo (at the beginning).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbK6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbK6...
Matt Murdock Confronts Punisher | Daredevil: Born Again | Official Clip
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
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January 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Marvel briefly discusses how cops use the Punisher logo (at the beginning).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbK6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbK6...
January 22, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I declare today Thanksgiving 2026.
Now, let's get some motherf__king awesomeness going on today.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk5l...
Now, let's get some motherf__king awesomeness going on today.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk5l...
Jack White FULL Thanksgiving Halftime Show
YouTube video by NFL
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January 22, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I declare today Thanksgiving 2026.
Now, let's get some motherf__king awesomeness going on today.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk5l...
Now, let's get some motherf__king awesomeness going on today.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk5l...
Serpico would have a field day with the DOJ corruption, mind you.
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Serpico would have a field day with the DOJ corruption, mind you.
“Carney Got in Trump’s Head.” - Gavin Newsom
Well, I'm pretty sure Carney had to wear a Hazmat suit and carry a cartridge belt with canisters of Lysol spray.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzfT...
Well, I'm pretty sure Carney had to wear a Hazmat suit and carry a cartridge belt with canisters of Lysol spray.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzfT...
“Carney Got in Trump’s Head,” Newsom Hails Carney’s Historic WEF Speech on Global Leadership | AQ1B
YouTube video by DRM News
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January 22, 2026 at 4:58 PM
“Carney Got in Trump’s Head.” - Gavin Newsom
Well, I'm pretty sure Carney had to wear a Hazmat suit and carry a cartridge belt with canisters of Lysol spray.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzfT...
Well, I'm pretty sure Carney had to wear a Hazmat suit and carry a cartridge belt with canisters of Lysol spray.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzfT...