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Saturday Midnight Special
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My eyes bleed like when you press on a horned toad. Beyond that, I prefer whiskey, coffee, cigarettes, and the rough jagged edges of life that tear the skin off the muscle.

Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
Without his mask on:
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Considering how they don't appear as law enforcement and more like agenda agents, they are dangerous, so every expert should be warning the public.
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM
We have a winner! Perfect!
January 25, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Trump University basically disqualifies him for that.
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
So the psycho slasher in the house with the chainsaw deserves credit for having the victims, who are from different backgrounds to band together and make an agreement, rather than get chased and killed on the grounds outside the house, until almost all of them are gone by the credits.
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
When they hit (a joke), they knock it out of the park.
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
"Pedo Protector Trump" has a certain ring to it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Kristi Noem is trying to commit a Jedi Mind Trick.

and failing.
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Hope y'alls weather is good.
January 25, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Maybe Trump's checks keep bouncing ....
January 25, 2026 at 3:18 AM
That Zoom-called séance with Charlton Heston must've had spotty wi-fi reception.
January 25, 2026 at 3:16 AM
She already sold off whatever responsibility and accountability anyone ever thought she had (if she ever had any), so this should be seen as, "Yeah, you could see this coming".
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Chuck, you've had better days.
a snail is crawling along a white line on a concrete surface
ALT: a snail is crawling along a white line on a concrete surface
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Tell him this isn't a former student of Trump University. We don't forget and we don't forgive.
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Awwww. They look so tired.
January 25, 2026 at 2:37 AM
They think that the adage of repeating a lie so many times that it 'appears' as the truth works - and it doesn't. It never will. Facts - proven by rational and logical research and analysis - are always the truth and until they realize that, then we truly live in a very volatile environment.
January 25, 2026 at 2:35 AM