whenever dysphoria doubt creeps in I’m just going to refer to it as my inner gender Calvinist from now on

Great minds think alike :3

I’m 99% sure bender had a girlfriend like this in Comedy Central era futurama

Felt

4 out of 5 dentists agree!

new (to me) evangelical variant unlocked

the funny thing is it was unironically an Easter movie from my past life

It’ll almost certainly flop. maga is stupid and evil but at least the branding is aspirational, strong floor sounds like corpo bullshit speak (which now that I’m typing it out is aspirational to center dems lmao)

so he can trademark the rights to the eventual Litany of the Procession of the First Ascension of the Dinger combination church and baseball field

I apologize to any auburn fans whose momentum I think I jinxed with this post