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@saturnbell.bsky.social
Exvangelical trans girl. I like sports in a gay way, music in an annoying way, and video games in an annoying and gay way. 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ minors DNI
gender Calvinist be like transgender only for the elect
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
gender Calvinist be like transgender only for the elect
There’s too much violence and strife in the world. If I were president I’d rebrand UFC to ultimate friendship club and it would host bouts on who can prepare the best tea and snack spread for their friends :)
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
There’s too much violence and strife in the world. If I were president I’d rebrand UFC to ultimate friendship club and it would host bouts on who can prepare the best tea and snack spread for their friends :)
More like crown princess when I eat them 😎😎
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
More like crown princess when I eat them 😎😎
Soooo the Denver broncos are frauds right?
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Soooo the Denver broncos are frauds right?
Et tu, lane kiffin?
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Et tu, lane kiffin?
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hiiii good morning! who's a good dog?? are you a good dog?? are you??
*tone drops* are you being a good dog to others? are you being a good dog to yourself?
*tone drops* are you being a good dog to others? are you being a good dog to yourself?
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
hiiii good morning! who's a good dog?? are you a good dog?? are you??
*tone drops* are you being a good dog to others? are you being a good dog to yourself?
*tone drops* are you being a good dog to others? are you being a good dog to yourself?
gonna get stoned and eat a very tasty sandwich for lunch. Haters could never get stoned and eat a very tasty sandwich like me
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
gonna get stoned and eat a very tasty sandwich for lunch. Haters could never get stoned and eat a very tasty sandwich like me
Is auburn actually gonna pull this off lololol
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Is auburn actually gonna pull this off lololol
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For 4000 years man has craved one thing above all others: a mug that's also a little guy.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
For 4000 years man has craved one thing above all others: a mug that's also a little guy.
THANASTY WITH THE DUNK
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
THANASTY WITH THE DUNK
Girl with an Actual Serious Problem
an Addiction to Spicy Pickles
an Addiction to Spicy Pickles
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Girl with an Actual Serious Problem
an Addiction to Spicy Pickles
an Addiction to Spicy Pickles
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did you know? NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE stands for all the cities in the nfl!
New Orleans
Atlanta
Tampa
Indianapolis
Orleans, New
New England
Arizona
Las Vegas
Florida
hOuston
hOuston
Tampa Bay
Buffalo
At
Lanta
Los Angeles
League :)
New Orleans
Atlanta
Tampa
Indianapolis
Orleans, New
New England
Arizona
Las Vegas
Florida
hOuston
hOuston
Tampa Bay
Buffalo
At
Lanta
Los Angeles
League :)
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
did you know? NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE stands for all the cities in the nfl!
New Orleans
Atlanta
Tampa
Indianapolis
Orleans, New
New England
Arizona
Las Vegas
Florida
hOuston
hOuston
Tampa Bay
Buffalo
At
Lanta
Los Angeles
League :)
New Orleans
Atlanta
Tampa
Indianapolis
Orleans, New
New England
Arizona
Las Vegas
Florida
hOuston
hOuston
Tampa Bay
Buffalo
At
Lanta
Los Angeles
League :)
Respect to Danny Wolf though he’s looking real nice out there
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Respect to Danny Wolf though he’s looking real nice out there
21000 CAREER POINTS FOR GIANNIS HELL YEAG
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
21000 CAREER POINTS FOR GIANNIS HELL YEAG
You know something has shifted in the NBA ether bc Giannis is actually getting foul calls
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You know something has shifted in the NBA ether bc Giannis is actually getting foul calls
Full strength Bucks are a better team than folks give credit for and I will be huffing the hopium on them until further notice
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Full strength Bucks are a better team than folks give credit for and I will be huffing the hopium on them until further notice
My new theory on the oddities of this years Milwaukee Bucks team is that Kyle Kuzma is a one of those space jam monsters and he has sapped Gary Trent Jr of all his shooting ability
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My new theory on the oddities of this years Milwaukee Bucks team is that Kyle Kuzma is a one of those space jam monsters and he has sapped Gary Trent Jr of all his shooting ability
Broke: cheering for the Milwaukee bucks because you’re from Milwaukee
Work: cheering for the Milwaukee bucks because you are a deergirl :3
Work: cheering for the Milwaukee bucks because you are a deergirl :3
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Broke: cheering for the Milwaukee bucks because you’re from Milwaukee
Work: cheering for the Milwaukee bucks because you are a deergirl :3
Work: cheering for the Milwaukee bucks because you are a deergirl :3
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not now babe it's infishtructure week
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
not now babe it's infishtructure week
lmaooooo at Brutus crossing out Michigans M in the snow
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
lmaooooo at Brutus crossing out Michigans M in the snow
*to the tune of the SpongeBob theme*
oooooooooooohhhhhh
Who’s watching college football and drinking at 1pm?
~
Sam
On
Blue
Sky
~
oooooooooooohhhhhh
Who’s watching college football and drinking at 1pm?
~
Sam
On
Blue
Sky
~
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
*to the tune of the SpongeBob theme*
oooooooooooohhhhhh
Who’s watching college football and drinking at 1pm?
~
Sam
On
Blue
Sky
~
oooooooooooohhhhhh
Who’s watching college football and drinking at 1pm?
~
Sam
On
Blue
Sky
~
She hasn’t moved in an hour and half. The cat has deemed me unworthy of coffee or food
My first world problem of the day is I brewed a nice pot of coffee, but after sitting down with my first mug my cat decided my ankles were free real estate. I’m not getting more coffee for at least 20 minutes (she’s already sat there for 15)
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
She hasn’t moved in an hour and half. The cat has deemed me unworthy of coffee or food
My first world problem of the day is I brewed a nice pot of coffee, but after sitting down with my first mug my cat decided my ankles were free real estate. I’m not getting more coffee for at least 20 minutes (she’s already sat there for 15)
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My first world problem of the day is I brewed a nice pot of coffee, but after sitting down with my first mug my cat decided my ankles were free real estate. I’m not getting more coffee for at least 20 minutes (she’s already sat there for 15)
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
Who up thanking their giving
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Who up thanking their giving