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@satyrscientist.bsky.social

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He/him, 33, Manchester, UK. Leather daddy, gym rat, goo monster, hobby photographer, erotica writer. Blood scientist by day, satyr by night. Profile contains adult material!

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 1d

This. It’s a shared space.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 1d

Lab manager: "Wait, the vendor said this couldn't be done. How did you-"
Me:

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 2d

“Jino’s horny ass” implies the existence of Jino’s non-horny ass.
Blinking awake in a bedroom that looks like a hurricane hit, the ass sighs, putting on glasses and the torn-up sweater best he hulked out of last night. A laptop boots, and the ass reviews the credit card. This will need rebudgeting…

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Irish Kofi @irishkofi.bsky.social · 3d

The backside of your breeder - he's comin'. His strong ass is for putting power into his thrusts. Just happens to be sweatier and more breedable than yours 💦.

Incredible model + animation by @dukesranch.bsky.social.
Render, Wet & steam FX, compositing + SFX by me.

Blender Cycles.

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 4d

“This promethussy is fire” - you, briefly, before his fuckass boss fight incinerates you

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 4d

Sequential or at different times? Like, am I imagining you dressed like a Roman emperor, erection pointing straight towards a silver platter of treats?

Joking aside, rest is important. Hope you recharge well and have a nice day.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 4d

Call it the drip of Theseus ‘cos over the past couple years I’ve replaced nearly all parts of this outfit but it’s still a banger.

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 5d

Apologised to my partner for having been moody and irritable lately. They answered they love me, and that supporting me when I’m low is part of our relationship, as I did for them. They even reassured me that I noticed my behaviour and sought to talk.
Love them so much. 😭😭🥹

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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 5d

Celebrating Manchester leather weekend and Locktober a the same time! What could go wrong?

(I'm so horny please help)

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 5d

Is “sitting on your face” helping?

I don’t hear you complain.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 5d

Given the average digimon evolutionary line, I assume it goes become Yama (toon quadruped dog) -> human in singlet with a mask -> Yama (toon anthropomorphic dog in singlet

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 5d

Me: I don’t need a new jacket.
Also me:

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 5d

Blackface but for your brown eye????

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 6d

I get to keep bullying you, *and* someone else pays the price?

Where’s my HD camera….

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 6d

Casting self-fulfilling prophecies, are we? Perhaps you'll have an easier shot if I drain you dry.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 7d

i should not be allowed to name things

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Luis @loosf.bsky.social · Mar 31

know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this

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Anonymous said

if you want young queers to want to associate with elder queers then maybe the culture shouldn't be so ridiculous and over the top. I get second hand embarrassment from drag queens and leather daddies and kinksters in puphoods acting like they represent all gays

rthko

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I would much rather be represented by drag queens, leather daddies and pups than by petulant cowards afraid of their own reflection. You are talking about people who never had the option of being seen as "normal people who just happen to be gay" and channeled their pain into self expression, community and art. And who are you? You define yourself not in terms of who you are and what you create but in terms of who you are not and what you lack. These people you hate only seem larger than life because your life is too small and insignificant to fit them.

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 9d

Do not reinstall growlr

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 10d

in a perverse way he's right - it'd be just like the current Dems to ignore any actual evidence of popularity (for people or policies) and instead field someone, then tell voters to better hold their noses and vote for Semi-Skimmed Hitler.

except nate is never right so lmao

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 10d

Good angle, great lighting, and after the main course there’s even dessert (your heavy fucking pecs up above). Your dedication is showing!

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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 14d

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

I'm watching that documentary "Before Stonewall" about gay history
pre-1969, and uncovered something which I think is interesting.

The documentary includes a brief clip of a 1954 televised newscast
about the rise of homosexuality. The host of the program interviewed
psychologists, a police officer, and one "known homosexual". The
"known homosexual" is 22 years old. He identifies himself as Curtis
White, which is a pseudonym; his name is actually Dale Olson.
So I tracked down the newscast. According to what I can find, Dale
Olson may have been the first gay man to appear openly on television
and defend his sexual orientation. He explains that there's nothing
wrong with him mentally and he's never been arrested. When asked
whether he'd take a cure if it existed, he says no. When asked whether
his family knows he's gay, he says that they didn't up until tonight, but
he guesses they're going to find out, and he'll probably be fired from
his job as well. So of course the host is like ... why are you doing this
interview then? and Dale Olson, cool as cucumber pie, says "I think
that this way I can be a little useful to someone besides myself."

1954. 22 years old. Balls of pure titanium.

Despite the pseudonym, Dale's boss did indeed recognize him from
the TV program, and he was promptly fired the next day. He wrote into
ONE magazine six months later to reassure readers that he had gotten
a new job at a higher salary.
Curious about what became of him, I looked into his life a little further.
It turns out that he ultimately became a very successful publicity
agent. He promoted the Rocky movies and Superman. Not only that,
but get this: Dale represented Rock Hudson, and he was the person
who convinced him to disclose that he had AIDS! He wrote the
statement Rock read. And as we know, Rock Hudson's disclosure had
a very significant effect on the national conversation about AIDS in the
U.S.

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 11d

Heather helping Hinako to dye her hair ('cus blondes have more fun)

Also in the (noncanon?) DBD lore, Heather started working at a crisis hotline after SH3, so tbh I could totally see her and Hinako bonding.

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 12d

It’s such a fun game. I hope you enjoy your time in the Zone! I think you can also mod your own tracks into the radio?

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 12d

nemesissy hypno