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@satyrscientist.bsky.social

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He/him, 33, Manchester, UK. Leather daddy, gym rat, goo monster, hobby photographer, erotica writer. Blood scientist by day, satyr by night. Profile contains adult material!

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mascDMtop @mascdomtop.bsky.social · 12h

Hotter Than The Bluest Flame

Digital painting of a muscular black man lit by strong contrasting blue and sunset lights across their side and back respectively #gayart #queerart #mine #digitalart #digitalpainting #mascdomtop

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 17h

I'M SORRY, I BEAT THE MAIN STORY OF HADES II AND MY REWARD IS THAT A CHARACTER BECOMES INCREDIBLY CUNTY???

HELL YES????

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 2d

The autism won.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 2d

Bro who’s Onil

(You look great and very Big and you’re also nice)

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 2d

That and the guy who owns Epic Games is extremely into Ready Player One.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 4d

This. It’s a shared space.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 5d

Lab manager: "Wait, the vendor said this couldn't be done. How did you-"
Me:

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 6d

“Jino’s horny ass” implies the existence of Jino’s non-horny ass.
Blinking awake in a bedroom that looks like a hurricane hit, the ass sighs, putting on glasses and the torn-up sweater best he hulked out of last night. A laptop boots, and the ass reviews the credit card. This will need rebudgeting…

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Irish Kofi @irishkofi.bsky.social · 6d

The backside of your breeder - he's comin'. His strong ass is for putting power into his thrusts. Just happens to be sweatier and more breedable than yours 💦.

Incredible model + animation by @dukesranch.bsky.social.
Render, Wet & steam FX, compositing + SFX by me.

Blender Cycles.

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 7d

“This promethussy is fire” - you, briefly, before his fuckass boss fight incinerates you

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 7d

Sequential or at different times? Like, am I imagining you dressed like a Roman emperor, erection pointing straight towards a silver platter of treats?

Joking aside, rest is important. Hope you recharge well and have a nice day.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 8d

Call it the drip of Theseus ‘cos over the past couple years I’ve replaced nearly all parts of this outfit but it’s still a banger.

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 8d

Apologised to my partner for having been moody and irritable lately. They answered they love me, and that supporting me when I’m low is part of our relationship, as I did for them. They even reassured me that I noticed my behaviour and sought to talk.
Love them so much. 😭😭🥹

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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 8d

Celebrating Manchester leather weekend and Locktober a the same time! What could go wrong?

(I'm so horny please help)

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 8d

Is “sitting on your face” helping?

I don’t hear you complain.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 8d

Given the average digimon evolutionary line, I assume it goes become Yama (toon quadruped dog) -> human in singlet with a mask -> Yama (toon anthropomorphic dog in singlet

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 8d

Me: I don’t need a new jacket.
Also me:

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 9d

Blackface but for your brown eye????

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 9d

I get to keep bullying you, *and* someone else pays the price?

Where’s my HD camera….

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 9d

Casting self-fulfilling prophecies, are we? Perhaps you'll have an easier shot if I drain you dry.

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 11d

i should not be allowed to name things

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Luis @loosf.bsky.social · Mar 31

know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this

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Anonymous said

if you want young queers to want to associate with elder queers then maybe the culture shouldn't be so ridiculous and over the top. I get second hand embarrassment from drag queens and leather daddies and kinksters in puphoods acting like they represent all gays

rthko

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I would much rather be represented by drag queens, leather daddies and pups than by petulant cowards afraid of their own reflection. You are talking about people who never had the option of being seen as "normal people who just happen to be gay" and channeled their pain into self expression, community and art. And who are you? You define yourself not in terms of who you are and what you create but in terms of who you are not and what you lack. These people you hate only seem larger than life because your life is too small and insignificant to fit them.

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hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 12d

Do not reinstall growlr

hey kids try this at home @satyrscientist.bsky.social · 13d

in a perverse way he's right - it'd be just like the current Dems to ignore any actual evidence of popularity (for people or policies) and instead field someone, then tell voters to better hold their noses and vote for Semi-Skimmed Hitler.

except nate is never right so lmao