dr. bumnus, campus Krampus
@satyrscientist.bsky.social
He/him, 33, Manchester, UK. Leather daddy, gym rat, monsterfucker, hobby photographer, writer.
Blood scientist by day, satyr by night.
Profile contains adult material!
Blood scientist by day, satyr by night.
Profile contains adult material!
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Happy #BatMas everyone! Follow this thread ⬇️ or check out the hashtag to find out about a new bat species everyday, for 25 days! 🦇🌎🧪
#BatSky🧵
#BatSky🧵
a group of bats are sitting on top of each other on a green leaf
ALT: a group of bats are sitting on top of each other on a green leaf
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December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
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Careful getting the decorations out. connerthefox (insta) found out its very easy to get tangled up. Dont worry the other pups helped him out.
Its December 1st and we can finally be festive. First from a christmas themed shoot with @kenaistudios.bsky.social watch this space for more.
Its December 1st and we can finally be festive. First from a christmas themed shoot with @kenaistudios.bsky.social watch this space for more.
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Careful getting the decorations out. connerthefox (insta) found out its very easy to get tangled up. Dont worry the other pups helped him out.
Its December 1st and we can finally be festive. First from a christmas themed shoot with @kenaistudios.bsky.social watch this space for more.
Its December 1st and we can finally be festive. First from a christmas themed shoot with @kenaistudios.bsky.social watch this space for more.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Sharing with a friend.
And not to judge, but they ignored the apple and grape chunks in favour of just carbs.
And not to judge, but they ignored the apple and grape chunks in favour of just carbs.
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Sharing with a friend.
And not to judge, but they ignored the apple and grape chunks in favour of just carbs.
And not to judge, but they ignored the apple and grape chunks in favour of just carbs.
Squats 60/80/85 x 10
Glute trainer 72.5x10x3
Seated curl 80x10x3
Leg raised 79x10x3
Adductor 62x10x3
Calf raise (machine) 100x10x3
Crunches 4x15
FOOD NOW
Glute trainer 72.5x10x3
Seated curl 80x10x3
Leg raised 79x10x3
Adductor 62x10x3
Calf raise (machine) 100x10x3
Crunches 4x15
FOOD NOW
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Squats 60/80/85 x 10
Glute trainer 72.5x10x3
Seated curl 80x10x3
Leg raised 79x10x3
Adductor 62x10x3
Calf raise (machine) 100x10x3
Crunches 4x15
FOOD NOW
Glute trainer 72.5x10x3
Seated curl 80x10x3
Leg raised 79x10x3
Adductor 62x10x3
Calf raise (machine) 100x10x3
Crunches 4x15
FOOD NOW
Almost collapsing on the hip thrust machine, but then I see a man with *big* pecs through the gym mirror 👀
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Almost collapsing on the hip thrust machine, but then I see a man with *big* pecs through the gym mirror 👀
One sip of Beach Vibe, and your worries faded away with your clothes. A bubble of fizz tickled it’s way up your throat, turning into a vapid, happy giggle as your skin (and brain) tanned to a deep, sunny brown.
Tugging your skimpy speedo upwards, you strutted away, all eyes on you. Sunshine calls.
Tugging your skimpy speedo upwards, you strutted away, all eyes on you. Sunshine calls.
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
One sip of Beach Vibe, and your worries faded away with your clothes. A bubble of fizz tickled it’s way up your throat, turning into a vapid, happy giggle as your skin (and brain) tanned to a deep, sunny brown.
Tugging your skimpy speedo upwards, you strutted away, all eyes on you. Sunshine calls.
Tugging your skimpy speedo upwards, you strutted away, all eyes on you. Sunshine calls.
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
how your email finds me
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
how your email finds me
Got in a decent chest pump, the 1000 yard stare seems to be stuck tho.
Cable pec fly - 3 x 10 x 19
Cable undertitty fly - 3 x 10 x 7.9
Rep of Damocles - 3 x 11 x 46
Machine pec fly - 2 x 10 x 100, 8 x 113
Bicep curl - 2 x 6 x 15, 6 x 12.5 - should've dropped to hit 8 clean reps, oh well.
Cable pec fly - 3 x 10 x 19
Cable undertitty fly - 3 x 10 x 7.9
Rep of Damocles - 3 x 11 x 46
Machine pec fly - 2 x 10 x 100, 8 x 113
Bicep curl - 2 x 6 x 15, 6 x 12.5 - should've dropped to hit 8 clean reps, oh well.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Got in a decent chest pump, the 1000 yard stare seems to be stuck tho.
Cable pec fly - 3 x 10 x 19
Cable undertitty fly - 3 x 10 x 7.9
Rep of Damocles - 3 x 11 x 46
Machine pec fly - 2 x 10 x 100, 8 x 113
Bicep curl - 2 x 6 x 15, 6 x 12.5 - should've dropped to hit 8 clean reps, oh well.
Cable pec fly - 3 x 10 x 19
Cable undertitty fly - 3 x 10 x 7.9
Rep of Damocles - 3 x 11 x 46
Machine pec fly - 2 x 10 x 100, 8 x 113
Bicep curl - 2 x 6 x 15, 6 x 12.5 - should've dropped to hit 8 clean reps, oh well.
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I'm training glutes like I want him to lie there like this after I sit on him:
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm training glutes like I want him to lie there like this after I sit on him:
I’m helping out another hospital with my homebrew RPA solution.
When I started, I didn’t have python, so I recreated the tool *and pyautohotkey* entirely in powershell + C#.
Meeting notes are mistyped as “(me) to recreate software in python”
My brain: “YES - remake it again. Back to python.”
When I started, I didn’t have python, so I recreated the tool *and pyautohotkey* entirely in powershell + C#.
Meeting notes are mistyped as “(me) to recreate software in python”
My brain: “YES - remake it again. Back to python.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I’m helping out another hospital with my homebrew RPA solution.
When I started, I didn’t have python, so I recreated the tool *and pyautohotkey* entirely in powershell + C#.
Meeting notes are mistyped as “(me) to recreate software in python”
My brain: “YES - remake it again. Back to python.”
When I started, I didn’t have python, so I recreated the tool *and pyautohotkey* entirely in powershell + C#.
Meeting notes are mistyped as “(me) to recreate software in python”
My brain: “YES - remake it again. Back to python.”
My contribution to the potluck: garlic and rosemary focaccia, and cinnamon rolls
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My contribution to the potluck: garlic and rosemary focaccia, and cinnamon rolls
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My take for the trend is that separating practicing the head and the face from different angle can be very helpful and less overwhelming
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My take for the trend is that separating practicing the head and the face from different angle can be very helpful and less overwhelming
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Asgore Doodles!
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Asgore Doodles!
Colleague showed me an error message on their work PC - app blocked. Asks for advice.
For funsies, I lay on hands and intonate “Lord, heal this machine”, a la Crowley in Good Omens.
It worked.
It’s so over for me.
For funsies, I lay on hands and intonate “Lord, heal this machine”, a la Crowley in Good Omens.
It worked.
It’s so over for me.
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Colleague showed me an error message on their work PC - app blocked. Asks for advice.
For funsies, I lay on hands and intonate “Lord, heal this machine”, a la Crowley in Good Omens.
It worked.
It’s so over for me.
For funsies, I lay on hands and intonate “Lord, heal this machine”, a la Crowley in Good Omens.
It worked.
It’s so over for me.
Finished Atelier Yumia and, oof, it did not stick the landing. Cliched and just... meh.
Shame, too - "memory" is a great theme, but Yumia doesn't do archaeology as well as Ryza 2 *and* has the worst Alchemy system in an Atelier I've played so far.
It does have Evil Weregarurumon, I guess?
Shame, too - "memory" is a great theme, but Yumia doesn't do archaeology as well as Ryza 2 *and* has the worst Alchemy system in an Atelier I've played so far.
It does have Evil Weregarurumon, I guess?
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Finished Atelier Yumia and, oof, it did not stick the landing. Cliched and just... meh.
Shame, too - "memory" is a great theme, but Yumia doesn't do archaeology as well as Ryza 2 *and* has the worst Alchemy system in an Atelier I've played so far.
It does have Evil Weregarurumon, I guess?
Shame, too - "memory" is a great theme, but Yumia doesn't do archaeology as well as Ryza 2 *and* has the worst Alchemy system in an Atelier I've played so far.
It does have Evil Weregarurumon, I guess?
POV: a big dumb dog decides to bully you with his big dumb dick (and make you stinky)
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
POV: a big dumb dog decides to bully you with his big dumb dick (and make you stinky)
What are you waiting for? Get in there.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What are you waiting for? Get in there.
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Would you take the leash? Are strong enough? Or is the leash going on you?
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Would you take the leash? Are strong enough? Or is the leash going on you?
My partner showed me a photo from August 2023, when I'd just started working out.
Due to brainworms, the change I notice is mostly "wow my clothes have gotten a *lot* sluttier"
Perhaps the true himbofication was the clothes we bought along the whey.
Due to brainworms, the change I notice is mostly "wow my clothes have gotten a *lot* sluttier"
Perhaps the true himbofication was the clothes we bought along the whey.
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My partner showed me a photo from August 2023, when I'd just started working out.
Due to brainworms, the change I notice is mostly "wow my clothes have gotten a *lot* sluttier"
Perhaps the true himbofication was the clothes we bought along the whey.
Due to brainworms, the change I notice is mostly "wow my clothes have gotten a *lot* sluttier"
Perhaps the true himbofication was the clothes we bought along the whey.
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