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satyrscientist.bsky.social
dr. bumnus, campus Krampus
@satyrscientist.bsky.social
He/him, 33, Manchester, UK. Leather daddy, gym rat, monsterfucker, hobby photographer, writer.
Blood scientist by day, satyr by night.
Profile contains adult material!
Gladly. Which spoon do you prefer to be?
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
This is a fun and interesting perspective on what spawns conservative grievance fantasies.
I also enjoyed this view on it - that other people having choices, to some minds, opens their choice to discussion rather than being default and that terrifies them.

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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I think I’d be even less able to put up a fight if I saw, smelled, and felt you with not even a scrap of spandex to hold you back.
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I am cuddling the homies 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
dude is also allegedly *obsessed* with Ready Player One. That certainly fits with how Fortnite is intersecting with more and more Big Media Franchises. And if the end goal is "the online place that has All Of The References", then AI use is a shitty, logical next step.
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Oh to be pinned, muscles aching with exertion, under a beautiful man. To gaze deep into their eyes. To see (and feel, if hips meet hips) how much they’re enjoying it too.
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Long recovery period. You’ll be familiar with how from your existing hardware.
If not already sensitive, won’t do anything for your nipples. People home in on them so people will touch your chest more.
Mesh will become a problem.
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Your chest is looking massive - all the hard work is visible. I hope you feel great about yourself!
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Did you get it eating peanut butter straight outta a sharp edged jar.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Straddling your back (or front) and holding onto the harness with both hands, got it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Excellent work, keep it up! Hope you feel good about your progress and the hard work you’ve put in.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Increasingly Dense Wolfe
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
That’s solid progress. Well done!
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM