dr. bumnus, campus Krampus
@satyrscientist.bsky.social
He/him, 33, Manchester, UK. Leather daddy, gym rat, monsterfucker, hobby photographer, writer.
Blood scientist by day, satyr by night.
Profile contains adult material!
Blood scientist by day, satyr by night.
Profile contains adult material!
Sharing with a friend.
And not to judge, but they ignored the apple and grape chunks in favour of just carbs.
And not to judge, but they ignored the apple and grape chunks in favour of just carbs.
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Sharing with a friend.
And not to judge, but they ignored the apple and grape chunks in favour of just carbs.
And not to judge, but they ignored the apple and grape chunks in favour of just carbs.
Squats 60/80/85 x 10
Glute trainer 72.5x10x3
Seated curl 80x10x3
Leg raised 79x10x3
Adductor 62x10x3
Calf raise (machine) 100x10x3
Crunches 4x15
FOOD NOW
Glute trainer 72.5x10x3
Seated curl 80x10x3
Leg raised 79x10x3
Adductor 62x10x3
Calf raise (machine) 100x10x3
Crunches 4x15
FOOD NOW
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Squats 60/80/85 x 10
Glute trainer 72.5x10x3
Seated curl 80x10x3
Leg raised 79x10x3
Adductor 62x10x3
Calf raise (machine) 100x10x3
Crunches 4x15
FOOD NOW
Glute trainer 72.5x10x3
Seated curl 80x10x3
Leg raised 79x10x3
Adductor 62x10x3
Calf raise (machine) 100x10x3
Crunches 4x15
FOOD NOW
Almost collapsing on the hip thrust machine, but then I see a man with *big* pecs through the gym mirror 👀
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Almost collapsing on the hip thrust machine, but then I see a man with *big* pecs through the gym mirror 👀
One sip of Beach Vibe, and your worries faded away with your clothes. A bubble of fizz tickled it’s way up your throat, turning into a vapid, happy giggle as your skin (and brain) tanned to a deep, sunny brown.
Tugging your skimpy speedo upwards, you strutted away, all eyes on you. Sunshine calls.
Tugging your skimpy speedo upwards, you strutted away, all eyes on you. Sunshine calls.
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
One sip of Beach Vibe, and your worries faded away with your clothes. A bubble of fizz tickled it’s way up your throat, turning into a vapid, happy giggle as your skin (and brain) tanned to a deep, sunny brown.
Tugging your skimpy speedo upwards, you strutted away, all eyes on you. Sunshine calls.
Tugging your skimpy speedo upwards, you strutted away, all eyes on you. Sunshine calls.
how your email finds me
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
how your email finds me
Got in a decent chest pump, the 1000 yard stare seems to be stuck tho.
Cable pec fly - 3 x 10 x 19
Cable undertitty fly - 3 x 10 x 7.9
Rep of Damocles - 3 x 11 x 46
Machine pec fly - 2 x 10 x 100, 8 x 113
Bicep curl - 2 x 6 x 15, 6 x 12.5 - should've dropped to hit 8 clean reps, oh well.
Cable pec fly - 3 x 10 x 19
Cable undertitty fly - 3 x 10 x 7.9
Rep of Damocles - 3 x 11 x 46
Machine pec fly - 2 x 10 x 100, 8 x 113
Bicep curl - 2 x 6 x 15, 6 x 12.5 - should've dropped to hit 8 clean reps, oh well.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Got in a decent chest pump, the 1000 yard stare seems to be stuck tho.
Cable pec fly - 3 x 10 x 19
Cable undertitty fly - 3 x 10 x 7.9
Rep of Damocles - 3 x 11 x 46
Machine pec fly - 2 x 10 x 100, 8 x 113
Bicep curl - 2 x 6 x 15, 6 x 12.5 - should've dropped to hit 8 clean reps, oh well.
Cable pec fly - 3 x 10 x 19
Cable undertitty fly - 3 x 10 x 7.9
Rep of Damocles - 3 x 11 x 46
Machine pec fly - 2 x 10 x 100, 8 x 113
Bicep curl - 2 x 6 x 15, 6 x 12.5 - should've dropped to hit 8 clean reps, oh well.
You like to feel sore and exhausted after a workout, right?
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You like to feel sore and exhausted after a workout, right?
I'm training glutes like I want him to lie there like this after I sit on him:
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm training glutes like I want him to lie there like this after I sit on him:
I’m helping out another hospital with my homebrew RPA solution.
When I started, I didn’t have python, so I recreated the tool *and pyautohotkey* entirely in powershell + C#.
Meeting notes are mistyped as “(me) to recreate software in python”
My brain: “YES - remake it again. Back to python.”
When I started, I didn’t have python, so I recreated the tool *and pyautohotkey* entirely in powershell + C#.
Meeting notes are mistyped as “(me) to recreate software in python”
My brain: “YES - remake it again. Back to python.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I’m helping out another hospital with my homebrew RPA solution.
When I started, I didn’t have python, so I recreated the tool *and pyautohotkey* entirely in powershell + C#.
Meeting notes are mistyped as “(me) to recreate software in python”
My brain: “YES - remake it again. Back to python.”
When I started, I didn’t have python, so I recreated the tool *and pyautohotkey* entirely in powershell + C#.
Meeting notes are mistyped as “(me) to recreate software in python”
My brain: “YES - remake it again. Back to python.”
My contribution to the potluck: garlic and rosemary focaccia, and cinnamon rolls
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My contribution to the potluck: garlic and rosemary focaccia, and cinnamon rolls
Finished Atelier Yumia and, oof, it did not stick the landing. Cliched and just... meh.
Shame, too - "memory" is a great theme, but Yumia doesn't do archaeology as well as Ryza 2 *and* has the worst Alchemy system in an Atelier I've played so far.
It does have Evil Weregarurumon, I guess?
Shame, too - "memory" is a great theme, but Yumia doesn't do archaeology as well as Ryza 2 *and* has the worst Alchemy system in an Atelier I've played so far.
It does have Evil Weregarurumon, I guess?
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Finished Atelier Yumia and, oof, it did not stick the landing. Cliched and just... meh.
Shame, too - "memory" is a great theme, but Yumia doesn't do archaeology as well as Ryza 2 *and* has the worst Alchemy system in an Atelier I've played so far.
It does have Evil Weregarurumon, I guess?
Shame, too - "memory" is a great theme, but Yumia doesn't do archaeology as well as Ryza 2 *and* has the worst Alchemy system in an Atelier I've played so far.
It does have Evil Weregarurumon, I guess?
POV: a big dumb dog decides to bully you with his big dumb dick (and make you stinky)
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
POV: a big dumb dog decides to bully you with his big dumb dick (and make you stinky)
What are you waiting for? Get in there.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What are you waiting for? Get in there.
wrote a withering email draft and deleted it, the excel vandal lives to fuck my work up another day
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
wrote a withering email draft and deleted it, the excel vandal lives to fuck my work up another day
Drop and give me 20.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Drop and give me 20.
tw: blood donation
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
tw: blood donation
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
Putting the rail into ride+rail
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Putting the rail into ride+rail
A phone call came in from A+E.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
A phone call came in from A+E.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
Cast "Messenger Bread" whilst concentrating on recipient and message. It will flutter unerringly if the recipient can be reached.
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Cast "Messenger Bread" whilst concentrating on recipient and message. It will flutter unerringly if the recipient can be reached.
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
Saw the prettiest hardback, scored two more books of essays, *and* treated myself to a cute little magic queer romance. My triceps are still sore from the gym so I also have a background hum of feeling accomplished.
What a beautiful day.
What a beautiful day.
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Saw the prettiest hardback, scored two more books of essays, *and* treated myself to a cute little magic queer romance. My triceps are still sore from the gym so I also have a background hum of feeling accomplished.
What a beautiful day.
What a beautiful day.
Nailed it.
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Nailed it.
Rotator cuff stretch, 3x10
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Rotator cuff stretch, 3x10
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
My friends know I’m a mad scientist, but they also know that I’m the sweetest, kindest, *and* most rage filled.
I am blessed. 😌
I am blessed. 😌
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My friends know I’m a mad scientist, but they also know that I’m the sweetest, kindest, *and* most rage filled.
I am blessed. 😌
I am blessed. 😌
For any artists who’ve been affected, a quote from the article on how to join the Performer’s union Equity and implicitly join their claim.
This isn’t endorsement of Equity or legal advice, I haven’t researched either.
This isn’t endorsement of Equity or legal advice, I haven’t researched either.
October 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
For any artists who’ve been affected, a quote from the article on how to join the Performer’s union Equity and implicitly join their claim.
This isn’t endorsement of Equity or legal advice, I haven’t researched either.
This isn’t endorsement of Equity or legal advice, I haven’t researched either.
Mom I’m on TV
October 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Mom I’m on TV