Haunted Expired Sauce
@saucisms.bsky.social
Aria, Sauce, Nyx. Whatever name you know me by. 28. Genderfluid fucker(and co.) For whom the fate of the universe relies on my getting stabbed consistently
Sing us a song you're the pancake man
December 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Sing us a song you're the pancake man
And as the lord teached "there is no gain, with no pain"
December 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And as the lord teached "there is no gain, with no pain"
There's an alternate universe where the black eyed peas had a member called Bill-I-Am
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
There's an alternate universe where the black eyed peas had a member called Bill-I-Am
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"No MSG added" cringe! add msg.
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"No MSG added" cringe! add msg.
What do you mean you guys are out here eating real crab
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
What do you mean you guys are out here eating real crab
Just asked my little black cat a questiom and he said no
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just asked my little black cat a questiom and he said no
What if I bought a boat
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
What if I bought a boat
Unfortunately I'm one of the people who likes these games. Sorry, this is one of my problematic traits. And I feel like none of the ones I've played capture the desire to benefit yourself and your little group. So everything turns into a run of perfecting an idea if a nation
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Unfortunately I'm one of the people who likes these games. Sorry, this is one of my problematic traits. And I feel like none of the ones I've played capture the desire to benefit yourself and your little group. So everything turns into a run of perfecting an idea if a nation
I think, nd bear with me here, the main issue with paradoxesque strategy games and such that try to emulate human history stuff is that the parameters and mechanics are all based on what is enriching for the nation. You play as the nation after all. Whereas in reality decisions are made on the
December 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I think, nd bear with me here, the main issue with paradoxesque strategy games and such that try to emulate human history stuff is that the parameters and mechanics are all based on what is enriching for the nation. You play as the nation after all. Whereas in reality decisions are made on the
Ever since our grey cat lost weight, he's gotten more bold with his acrobatics. He's no longer climbing and is instead just jumping on things. Today he tried and failed to jump onto the high mueble to steal the other cat's food. He failed, but he knows it's a possibility now
December 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Ever since our grey cat lost weight, he's gotten more bold with his acrobatics. He's no longer climbing and is instead just jumping on things. Today he tried and failed to jump onto the high mueble to steal the other cat's food. He failed, but he knows it's a possibility now
Channeling my inner salvadoran mom and putting my hand on a hot pan
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Channeling my inner salvadoran mom and putting my hand on a hot pan
I'm kinda like that friend who disappears for days on end and when they finally reappear it's to reply to conversation topic of 1 week ago
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm kinda like that friend who disappears for days on end and when they finally reappear it's to reply to conversation topic of 1 week ago
In the few times I've talked to my mom recently I've noticed she's picked up a funny little verbal pattern where she essentially says "I've been saying this" in spanish between sentences
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
In the few times I've talked to my mom recently I've noticed she's picked up a funny little verbal pattern where she essentially says "I've been saying this" in spanish between sentences
Our black cat just jumped down onto our grey cat and went for a neck bite. All of which the grey cat showed no reaction to and continued walking forward. So of course the black cat just let go and stared, confused
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Our black cat just jumped down onto our grey cat and went for a neck bite. All of which the grey cat showed no reaction to and continued walking forward. So of course the black cat just let go and stared, confused
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look at my cunty ass cat😭
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
look at my cunty ass cat😭
I dunno man, it's just a little silly. This isn't even getting into the fact that european models of social structures and organization are very limited and are not applicable to anywhere else in the world, no matter how hard they try to. Honestly, it doesn't even define europe very well either
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I dunno man, it's just a little silly. This isn't even getting into the fact that european models of social structures and organization are very limited and are not applicable to anywhere else in the world, no matter how hard they try to. Honestly, it doesn't even define europe very well either
It's just interesting. The historical path that happened could not have actually happened if precolonial societies were structured in the way so many white historyfolk claim that precolonial societies were structured
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's just interesting. The historical path that happened could not have actually happened if precolonial societies were structured in the way so many white historyfolk claim that precolonial societies were structured
More thoughts while reading about precolonial/early colonial american history. It's interesting how prevalent the idea that outside of mexico and peru every culture was insular and isolated, not really doing much other than hunting and/or gathering. Like that's not true, and there's a lot of proof
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
More thoughts while reading about precolonial/early colonial american history. It's interesting how prevalent the idea that outside of mexico and peru every culture was insular and isolated, not really doing much other than hunting and/or gathering. Like that's not true, and there's a lot of proof
Sometimes I think about that. I guess like the very high number of times I've been confused for another ethnicity specifically by people from that ethnicity. Like, I could probably make a list if I didn't think that was a little weird. But like, it's happened so, so many times
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Sometimes I think about that. I guess like the very high number of times I've been confused for another ethnicity specifically by people from that ethnicity. Like, I could probably make a list if I didn't think that was a little weird. But like, it's happened so, so many times
Thinking about that time I got like these 2 indian dudes from the restaurant behind my old workplace went to said workplace to buy some food and while I was taking their order one of them asked what part of india I was from and I was like "huh?" And they would not believe me when I said I wasn't
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Thinking about that time I got like these 2 indian dudes from the restaurant behind my old workplace went to said workplace to buy some food and while I was taking their order one of them asked what part of india I was from and I was like "huh?" And they would not believe me when I said I wasn't
There's another wicked movie?
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
There's another wicked movie?
Let's check back later, see if the demons have won or lost by then
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Let's check back later, see if the demons have won or lost by then
People aren't even trusting the fungus these days
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
People aren't even trusting the fungus these days
Flashback to that my mom went to a march with my sibling and their friends and when she came back she pulled me aside and asked "¿Ari, quién fue ese Lenin?"
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Flashback to that my mom went to a march with my sibling and their friends and when she came back she pulled me aside and asked "¿Ari, quién fue ese Lenin?"