Dude, I’m just in my feels so I decided to come here then just get even more in my feels and am like “why did I come here?” Suuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

I come to a neighborhood bar in an attempt to be out with people but of course just sit alone like a fucking jabroni and don’t talk to anyone. So here I am right now like a god damn loser. I’ll probably delete all this but I don’t even give a shit. Whatever.

I want to start dating again but DO NOT want to even try or attempt to meet new people. I’m disgusted with my weight but have ZERO motivation to do anything. I have no drive. I just want to fucking be sad but wish I wasn’t at the same time.

Best meme ever. And most true.

Damn straight.

So what you’re telling me, is people actually DO miss me?

You rang?