Saxon Walker
@saxonwaker.bsky.social
I do not consent.
I can fold a fitted sheet. I'm a wizard. You must listen to me.
Remo Williams isn't the hero we want, he's the hero we need.
Lexington Hotel. Room 1432.
I can fold a fitted sheet. I'm a wizard. You must listen to me.
Remo Williams isn't the hero we want, he's the hero we need.
Lexington Hotel. Room 1432.
FIFA execs and associates have been indicted by DOJ for corruption in the past. This dude knows what's up.
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
FIFA execs and associates have been indicted by DOJ for corruption in the past. This dude knows what's up.
Your periodic reminder that multiple members of FIFA and associated businesses were indicted and convicted of bribery related to the Qatar Cup.
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Your periodic reminder that multiple members of FIFA and associated businesses were indicted and convicted of bribery related to the Qatar Cup.
Maybe putting those together in that order wasn't the best idea....
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Maybe putting those together in that order wasn't the best idea....
Wow. Mine too. Just over seven years. They look like brothers.
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Wow. Mine too. Just over seven years. They look like brothers.
I’m sitting in a brewpub surrounded by 4 women talking about knitting.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’m sitting in a brewpub surrounded by 4 women talking about knitting.
My sign from the June protests is now obsolete.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My sign from the June protests is now obsolete.
Well, they’re trying to claim the migrants are bringing in diseased livestock that limit supply. How those migrants got the diseased cows through the wonderfully sealed up, totally impenetrable border is anyone’s guess.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Well, they’re trying to claim the migrants are bringing in diseased livestock that limit supply. How those migrants got the diseased cows through the wonderfully sealed up, totally impenetrable border is anyone’s guess.
Schumer: Well, we were thinking that…
Me:
Me:
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Schumer: Well, we were thinking that…
Me:
Me:
It’s kinda their jam.
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s kinda their jam.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
And that was the more coherent thing he said in that clip. Holy shit he's a babbling idiot.
And for the record, this is the mayor of Chicago.
And for the record, this is the mayor of Chicago.
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
And that was the more coherent thing he said in that clip. Holy shit he's a babbling idiot.
And for the record, this is the mayor of Chicago.
And for the record, this is the mayor of Chicago.
They certainly know the flock will swallow whatever garbage they feed ‘em. But many of them are also grotesquely stupid.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
They certainly know the flock will swallow whatever garbage they feed ‘em. But many of them are also grotesquely stupid.